 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"System, are you sure that you're not playing tricks on me?" Mr. Fang looked at the route showed on the System Interface and found the destination extending all the way to the northwest from the southeast. "It's so far from here?!"

"Also, why are the players of our shop being tortured?!" Mr. Fang yelled, "I've never heard of anyone being tortured because of playing games! Do they take playing games as a crime?! Do you think you can fool me with this nonsense?"

The System didn't respond as if it were saying, "Suit yourself."

"Can I really win a prize for body strengthening?" Mr. Fang asked, "Do you have a simple item that can strengthen my power without hurting me?"

After all, when he used the T-Virus, which was claimed to have no side effects, he had suffered from excruciating pain; he didn't want to experience that again.

Hurry and Stop Mr. Fang!