 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Alliance Master Lan, what do you think?" Ji Wu looked grim. After all, Dajin had never faced such a big threat of war since its establishment; even the army of the Yundian Upper Realm wasn't nearly as big as this one.

Ji Wu asked, "This time, most of the factions of the cultivation world have joined forces to invade Dajin. If we can't resist them, maybe we should stall them for a few days…"

"If it were before, I would have agreed with Your Majesty," Lan Mo said, "But now…"

He continued, "Now that they are at our door, do you think they will allow our stalling strategy? With their combined forces, they think suppressing a country comprised mostly of warriors is as easy as killing an ant, and even Yundian Upper Realm wouldn't dare to face their troops directly. Do you think they want to negotiate with us, Your Majesty?"

You don’t know my intention without seeing the excavator?