 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

The elves looked at Mr. Fang in puzzlement, and they thought, We are playing LOL, not learning middle school physics and high school geometry like the artifact masters in the Jiuhua City Shop do.

How come there are triangle and square?

"Are you serious?" The elves looked at Mr. Fang in bafflement.

"Okay. We'll learn this triangle and square after eating!" Then, they handed a box of delicacies to Mr. Fang. "This is for you!"

Although they didn't know what Mr. Fang was going to teach them, they knew… as he said, everything he did was of top quality.

"Xuexue said that we can believe whatever the shop owner says blindly."

Sala thought for a while and convinced herself. Eh… it must be true.

- In the new shop at Canglan City -

Both the active and passive players stood around the shop owner.

Catching a Smirking Face Emoji with Square Jungling