 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"Instant kill on landing!" Mr. Fang instantly killed the Blind Monk on landing and then leaped away like a dragonfly skipping on water. Caught off guard by this strike, the Smirk Face Emoji took its hands off the keyboard but saw no one when it snapped back. The result was quite fun.

The bullet comments appeared on the screen in the live show room.

[This is called 'a mantis capturing a ball, instant kill on landing!']

[I was watching the livestream of the other jungler. It was so startled that it threw away its virtual reality headset. Hilarious!]

[Huh? The other jungler is also livestreaming? I'll check it out…]

Bullet comments flooded the screen.

At this moment, Mr. Fang asked in his jungling tutorial livestream, "Can anyone tell me why I instantly killed Lee Sin on landing? The person with the correct answer will get a bag of potato chips from the shop!"

The Godly Court