 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"High Immortal, when did you become accomplished in Dao, and what kind of immortal spells have you learned?" In the Dragon Palace, the host and the visitor exchanged pleasantries.

"Since the time of my birth, I have left the family to practice self-cultivation. I have acquired a birthless and deathless body…" Sun Wukong answered fluently.

"Will he use a saber?" While the viewers talked about Sun Wukong's potential choices of weapons, the Dragon King found it hard to refuse the request and ordered a stout perch commander to fetch a long-handled saber.

The warriors who used sabers were happy and said to their peers, "Hehehe… He will use a saber! Saber!"

"This Old Monkey doesn't know how to use a saber." At this moment, Sun Wukong said, "I beg you to give me something else."

"Huh…" The smiles on the faces of the warriors who used sabers turned stiff.

"Maybe he uses a polearm?" Xiaoyue mumbled.

Compliant Golden-Hooped Rod!