 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

After 'borrowing' this weapon from the old Dragon King, Sun Wukong also 'borrowed' some outfits, including a gold cap adorned with phoenix plumes, a gold set of chain mail, and a pair of cloud-treading shoes that were the color of lotus root. Wearing this set of clothes, he looked magnificent and miraculous, appearing totally different from the previous image of a wild monkey.

"How come I'm beginning to find the Monkey King to be good-looking!" The elves felt like their sense of beauty began to change due to this monkey.

They had never imagined that they would find a monkey dashing!

Gradually, Flower-Fruit Mountain was restored to order. With the Monkey King as their leader, the well-equipped monkeys formed troops with generals and leaders. Naturally, no demons dared to bully them again.

Elder Asked Me Why I’m Watching on My Knees; I Don’t Know!