 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

"What!?" Elder Ren Kui had spent a whole night on divination, giving people the impression that he had gotten more grey hair overnight. After coming back from being engrossed in divination, he looked at Coach Wang in puzzlement. "Didn't you say that I've got 13 correct answers? How come we're out of money?!"

We're supposed to have won a ton of money!

"But… but…" Coach Wang said helplessly, "We lost more. Besides, we were not prepared for this and didn't have many immortal crystals with us. Two hours ago, we used up all the immortal crystals in my storage space!"

"Why didn't tell me sooner?" Elder Ren Kui said in fury.

"I…" Coach Wang explained in a hurry, "You looked so engrossed in your divination, and I was afraid to disturb you…"

"Is the shop's Zhou Yi Divination Technique really so good?!" Coach Wang looked at Elder Ren Kui uneasily and asked, "Is it even better than the Heavenly Secret Godly Divination Technique?!"

I’ll Go and Ask My Master to Come Out!