 The Leaf That Goes Against Water 

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games?

Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?!

One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!”
Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” 

What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

Noodletown Translations

Black Tech Internet Cafe System

The TV Series, Investiture of the Gods, finally came to an end.

When Daoist Hongjun came, the viewers realized that, when the three sect masters greeted each other by calling each other 'Daoist brother', it wasn't a friendly gesture but that they were indeed brothers under one master! Now that the truth came out, the viewers had to believe what they had deemed impossible!

It turned out that the heaven-shaking war between immortals of the two sects was a conflict between brothers from one master!?

How powerful is this master?!

Investiture of the Gods!