Meeting Lunch

"Hey Shao Mai, do you happen to be a cook?" Kalan asked curiously.

"Huh? I'm trying to learn cooking, I hope I'll become a great cook in the future." Shao Mai answered honestly.

"I thought so! I think you'll become a great dimsum cook. Why don't you join Unlimited Food Works? You'll receive the best nurturing. Then it's decide!" Kalan believed with her name being a Chinese dimsum dish, she would surely be a great cook. Thus he recruited her to his company without her consent.

"Eh? Eh? Dim...Sum? Well, since Great Deity Kalan says so, I shall abide." Shao Mai looked confused it looked like she had no idea what dimsum was, but still obeyed.

"Big Nimbus!" Kalan called for his giant nimbus that he had not used for a long time.

"Alright, bring her to West City, Unlimited Food Works." Kalan told the giant nimbus, it was surprisingly sentient and seemed to be nodding in response.

"You actually have such a big nimbus!" Bulma's eyes bulged out. The cloud was about 3 x 3 meters big. It could probably be torn into 8 or more pieces of clouds. Of course, Bulma had no idea that all the clouds were torn from the gigantic Flying Nimbus under Korin.

"Hey, big sis. Are you cursed?" A little boy asked Bulma.

"Eh? Why would you ask that?" Bulma asked curiously.

"Because your cloud is so dark and you've never helped out our village like Great Deity Kalan. Are you dying?" The boy said. Bulma had simply been standing at the side and watched as Kalan did everything.

"Shut your trap! I'm perfectly fine!" Bulma shouted angrily.

Kalan wrote a note and told Shao Mai to later hand it to the staff in his company. The giant nimbus would obediently wait until she finished packing her baggage before bringing her to his company.

The villagers were pleasantly surprised that Kalan would bring her away. They came and congratulated Shao Mai's family and handed them many gifts. Many gifts were stacked up as high as a mountain on the giant nimbus. It seems the villagers had thought Shao Mai were going to heaven.

After finishing his explanations, Kalan and Bulma rode on their clouds and continued their world touring.

"Chinese Dimsum Chef acquired!" Kalan said happily in his mind. Of course, whether Shao Mai will turn out to be a great Dimsum Chef just due to her name was still arguable.

...

One night in a secluded forest, Kalan and Bulma finished their dinner in their capsule house.

"Bulma, we're all alone in the house." Kalan got close and whispered softly into Bulma's ears.

"Y-Yeah..." Bulma looked shyly at Kalan, her face flushed.

Kalan pulled Bulma to the bedroom.

"It hurt!" Bulma complained.

15 Minutes later.

Kalan was kicked out the bedroom.

"I guess it always hurts the first time, huh?" Kalan thought, he wasn't experienced at all, so this was a first for him. He hoped the next time would be better. He wasn't worried about Bulma getting pregnant, the system made sure he wouldn't impregnate her. Of course, that did not mean he was infertile.

Bulma, lower body hurt for a few days, so Bulma had to suspend her daily training for a few days.

"Enough! Are you trying to kill me?!" An exhausted Bulma laid sprawled on the bed. The bed sheet were soaked in her sweat and a large pool of sweat could also be seen on the floor.

Kalan carried Bulma to the bathroom to get her cleaned.

They had been going with it for 2 hours before Bulma almost fainted from exhaustion. Kalan needed to pay more attention to Bulma, since her body was much weaker.

Kalan and Bulma had a very enjoyable world touring trip, they saw all kinds of creatures, architectures, cuisines, scenaries and people.

...

Over a year had passed, due to Bulma having school, she had returned home on her dark cloud. Bulma wanted to skip school, but Kalan told her it's better if she just worked extra hard and graduated earlier. Convinced, Bulma felt it was a good idea and went back back.

Kalan had helped many people, towns and villagers. Now he felt like he could practically hear people singing his praises even while flying high up in the sky.

"Let's go see Kame house, it's been many years since I last visited." He had only visited Kame house once before the destruction of Planet Vegeta.

"Kalan! Long time no see. How has your world touring been?" Krillin was practicing martial arts alone when he suddenly heard Kalan's cloud fly over.

"Not bad, just got a bit bored traveling around alone." Kalan said.

"Oh! We have a new guest!" The blue haired Lunch came over and greeted.

"Hi, I'm Kalan." Kalan introduced himself.

"Hello, I'm Lunch. Please be careful when I sneeze, my personality changes drastically." Lunch also warned about her other personality.

"Psst. You better run when Lunch sneezes." Krillin whispered.

"Why have I never seen you together with us when we go to WMA?" Kalan asked curiously. He had never seen Lunch appear with them in Martial Arts Temple, even Puar and Oolong watched the WMA.

"It can't be helped, someone needs to watch the house." Lunch explained.

"Don't! You haven't seen how scary the blond Lunch is!! It's too dangerous to bring her with us!" Krillin hurriedly whispered to Kalan.

"Pfft. Let's have some fun." Kalan mischevously took out a feather and tickled Lunch's nose.

"Uwaaa!" Krillin hurriedly ran away upon seeing Kalan tickle Lunch's nose.

"Achoo!" Lunch's hair turned blond.

*Pa Pa Pa Pa*

"Where's the booze?! Old man! Bring out the booze!" Lunch took out her gun and sprayed bullets in the sky.

"Ah?! Yes! Yes! Coming!" Master Roshi hurriedly ran out with a can of beer.

Krillin, hiding behind Master Roshi whispered something to him.

"Kalan! Are you crazy?! Hurry bring back the nice Lunch!!" Master Roshi's face changed and angrily shouted at Kalan.

"What?! You have a problem with me!?" Lunch pointed her gun at Master Roshi and bellowed angrily.

"Gulp, of course not. Hahaha!" Master Roshi hurriedly laughed embarrassingly.

"There's a pretty boy now? I don't like you girlish boys. Bring me some snack!" Lunch seems to like masculine men like Tien shinhan rather than hansome frail looking guys. Seeing Kalan, she made him her new servant immediately.

"Dumb b*tch go get your own snacks." Kalan's eyes twitched, it's been a long time since someone had called him girlish. He pinched Lunch's gun barrel, a finger thick piece of the barrel hand been pressed flat. If Lunch dared to fire a bullet, the barrel would explode.

"Y-You!" Lunch felt the flat part of the barrel with her hand, the barrel was so hard, she couldn't even bend it.

"How strong is his fingers...? To simply press the iron barrel flat..." Krillin mumbled.

"It's nothing difficult, considering his strength. He is the strongest man in the world after all." Master Roshi said while remembering his master's loss to Kalan.

"You're actually so strong? I can't believe a girl faced boy like you are actually so strong..." Blond Lunch looked amazed at Kalan.

"Don't call me girlish!" Kalan snapped, he grabbed her gun and clenched it into dust.

"Don't mind! Don't mind! How about you and me team up and rob some bank?" Lunch wasn't angry, instead she was happy seeing how easily Kalan crushed her gun. She rummaged her bag and took out another gun.

"Eh?" Kalan looked puzzled at Lunch.

"We'll be rich and live like royalties. Because money does buy happiness!" Lunch waved her fists excitedly.

"Come on! What you say? Robbing banks is so exciting. You fire one shot in the air, and everyone scatters like mice!" Lunch gestured excitedly with her gun pointed at Master Roshi and Krillin.

"Waah! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!" The two of them hurriedly scampered away. Worried she would accidently pull the trigger.

"I'm already rich. Besides, robbing banks sucks. If you like excitement, I'll show you some." Kalan smiled mischievously.