Shiny

"Let's take some scans first." Doctor Zhou did a simple examination by palpating the patient before filling up an X-ray authorization request form. He then asked, "She's not pregnant, is she?"

"Erm… probably not?" The patient's husband did not sound too sure.

His wife glared angrily at him and said, "You should be seriously worried if I were to be pregnant right now."

"I… of course…" Before her husband could finish his sentence, he suddenly remembered that he had not carried out s*xual intercourse with his wife ever since her last period.

The patient flashed a mysterious smile as she gazed at her husband. She deliberate waited for more than ten seconds before she said, "Go ahead and pay."

"Yeah, of course." Her husband leaped up in joy. He seemed to be over the moon.