Chapter 23- Wife Is Cooking

Wu (Deai) POV:

My little wife offered to cook for me!

This was a total shock for me when Earth~Chan offered to cook for me.

First of all, after making him call me by my nickname so suddenly, I thought I weirded him out.

even though it was for his own good...

Moreover, I'm starting to regret having sex with him so soon. At the moment it felt good, but I was too impatient and forceful, even though it was his first time.

....It was also our first time....

I should have waited for him to ask for it himself.

I think this guilt is what made me take his memories of our sex in the first place, and later on, give it back to him. By now, probably any sane person would have left me.

so....why didn't he?

Could it be he actually cares about me?

A warm feeling spread through my body and I smiled at him. Right now I was suffering from three days of exhausting my magic and my fatigue was overwhelming, but hearing his offer to cook me, to be the first person to eat his food on this planet, was making my exhausted body a little bit better, especially after seeing his reaction to my smile.

We followed the path and reached the lake in the clearing of the woods.

Earth was preparing the food and everything seemed perfect, but after the food was prepared and we were about to eat, is when everything went south.

We are being watched! Who is ruining my perfect time with Earth?!

I used magic to appear next to our stalker without a sound, when he turned back I was already there.

"Hello."

Our stalker seems to be a shapeshifter beast who is at least a level 48.

His human form is like a 16 years old with white long hair and brown skin, which was actually quit charming. He was tall and well built and to my demise, was wearing absolutely nothing.

"-----"

We seems to not be able to understand each other. What should I do?

By now, Earth's curiosity brought him closer so he could see who I was talking to. Although I did not like Earth being around other naked human shaped creature at all, he has [Absolute Translation].

"Can you understand what he is saying?"

"Yes. Can't you?"

Cheeky!

"No. Ask him why he was watching us."

"He was watching us?"

Seriously...how would he have managed to survive here without me?!

"Yes, now ask."

"Ok."

Earth turned to the beast in his language so I couldn't understand, but the beast flinched in response.

"Maybe he can't?"

Why would he flinch if he can't? My cute wife, sometimes I'm not sure whether you're smart or dumb....

"---"

The beast responded and this time it was Earth that flinched.

So cute!

As I was happy seeing him flinch, the beast and my angel were talking. There was a part that I was sure Earth probably said something dumb like asking for the beast's name or the likes, and I'm pretty sure he was answered rudely, which angered me. What was even more maddening were two things I noticed later on in their conversation. One, apparently Earth was coming to like this beast. And two, which is the more upsetting, it seems Earth is having a hard time to not look at the beast's body, and especially, his dick.

You have me! Why are you looking at other dicks?!

Apparently Earth noticed my stares so he blushed shamelessly while talking to the beast.

This beast better not think to even touch a hair on Earth's body!

After a small exchange of speech, the beast suddenly looked ashamed, which made me greatly satisfied.

"What is he saying?"

"He said the smell of the food is disturbing him."

This bastard! He dare insult my wife's cooking?!

But I have to look cool for Earth and not show my anger.

"He did? I think he just wanted to steal it for himself."

"Really?"

"Of course."

Who wouldn't?

Instead of the reaction I hoped Earth would have, driving the beast away, he even talked to him with a bit of fondness!

Earth, don't you dare forget you're mine!

The beast seemed a bit disappointed to my relief, but after they talked a bit more he looked happy again. To my biggest demise so far, after that Earth walked back to the clearing in the forest followed by the beast.

Am I going to have and share my food with this creature?

"Let's hurry before the food I made will go cold."

Earth called to me seeing I wasn't coming, and reminding me it was food made by him we were eating. This thought cheered me up a bit.