Pearls to a pig.

-I went out and had three stars. Now I have six. Well this is easy, I just need to get more ephifanis and I will be super strong in no time.

Name:

Age: 16

Gender: M

Rank: 0

Class: 6-star magician / 1-star fighter

Hp: 152/152

Sp: 189/189

Mp: 627/627

skills:

Mental resistance Lv 6

Intimidate Lv 3

Arithmetics Lv 5

Martial arts Lv 2

Status effect resistance Lv 2

Disease resistance Lv 3

Meditation Lv 3

Concentration Lv 3

Singing Lv 2

Pain resistance Lv 4

Stealth Lv 2

Assassination Lv 2

Magic perception Lv 3

Mana manipulation Lv 4

Fire magic Lv 2

Earth magic Lv 2

Water magic Lv 2

Wind magic Lv 2

No attribute magic Lv 2

Shadow magic Lv 2

Anger Lv 1

Mana consumption down Lv 1

Fast mana regeneration Lv 1

Rapid healing Lv 1

(I guess my understanding of mana operations is quite better than it should be in this level, so when I reached it the speed should decrease.)

His guess was quite correct. Many geniuses flied through the starting ranks and only started struggling at the fourth or fifth rank.

With such thoughts he slept. It was his first time killing innocents, but he wasn't that fazed since he got then revenge and a burial.

Those bandits? They neither died nor were they good people, so what's the use of worrying about their lives? Such people are no better than beasts.

…

Two days later, the Mc appeared on the school who would be recruiting a little after lunch.

It didn't take long for the test to start, but before that no one talked too. Some read books and others like Aki, meditated.

Right after getting his sheet, he notice.

(I FUCKING NEEDED TO KNOW HISTORY FOR THIS TEST TOO?! This is ridiculous! Even more so when all the answers have names like these. At least I can do the theoretical and practical part, but what why is there a part where I need to do a dissertation about the essence of magic? Whatever, I will just,  DO IT!)

And with a little smile on his face he started answering.

…

3- Aki

In depth magical history- 2

Advanced magic theory- 25

Advanced combat application- 25

What is magic?- 50

(I GOT THIRD PLACE?!? What's more, those were all advanced subjects? I didn't notice at all! More like, I thought I was going to teache twelve or fifteen year old kids. Is it ok to teach young people with that? Also, I only got time to write two pages, is it ok to give me such above the top grade for that? I can't tell how strong are the guys who got second and first,  but no one else seems to be aprouching us and have a look of fear.)

That's what the MC is thinking.

(Doesn't look like someone who is hiding their cultivation. Strange, someone who could get a 50 on the writing test should easily pass through  the first ranks just with their comprehension and some time.)

That's what the first place is thinking.

(Seems like this is going to be less boring than I thought)

That's what the second place thought.

-Hello, I am dean Shinji. I know it wasn't in the contract, but a teacher just had some problems and I'd like to ask if one of you three would be free and come with me to teach a class of battle tactics.

-I already had an appointment prior to this, so I will have to refuse. (first)

-Me too. (second)

-What happened to the teacher, did he collapse? (Aki)

-There was an accident during the class and he was incapacitated.

-If you can repeat it I am interested.

-It was an student. With your rank it might be…

-If it wasn't a direct battle than I can certainly survive and even benefit from it. This frail body needs a lot of tempering so people stop pestering me saying I am weak.

By the way, the second place got 125 on his score and the first 130, because there was a theorical question where you should actually ignore the options and write the even more complex answer.

…

-Umph, did you come to punish me? That men was clearly picking on me and we both agreed to the competition before anything, I think I made that clear.

-Yes, you did, but it just so happens that you all still have an hour and a half of this class. This is mister Aki, the substitute teacher. It wasn't planned for him to take over right now, but…

-Nice to meet you, as he said I am Aki.

-Agatha.

*handshake*

-I know this is sudden, but would you repeat what you did to your teacher before? The contest on magic drain.

-It would be better if you could stop before the teacher passes out this time.

-"Ignore what he said. Go all out"

-Are you sure? I hear it feels awful.

-It feels awful to exercise. Believe me, unless you somehow are able to throw curse effects left and right it will be ok.

-If you say so.

A table and chairs appeared out of the ground as she said so and both set. Linking arms as if to arm wrestle.

-Good. Let's see how good can you be.

*spits* -This really feels terrible. You're a shadow mage too?

-Polimagician, and now I just got drain resistance, thank you. Anyway, you seem to be a good girl, did that teacher try something because you aren't noble?

-Ghuuu, yeah, he was a dickhead. Tried to force me into doing "extra curricular activities". Ha! This girl isn't interested in old, scrawny men.

-Most comonmers would actually like such invitation you know? Mages don't care for money but they have a lot of it.

-And I should just give myself to him because I am a poor maiden?

-Of course, poor maidens are stupid. Why do you think people call then like that? Though I doubt you count as one.

*flames appear on Aki's palm*

-I am the only one around using scrawny clothing, guess he took it for granted.

-That can be solved. It's actually strange you didn't already. Health problems? Family sucks you dry? You help an orphanage?

-All three, yes. Though I only do chores on the orphanage.

*rotative water ball appears on Aki's hand*

-Could find you a more lucrative job. A ginger with a good body like you would fit right in with adventurers. Three hours of your day and we can hunt orcs, trolls or whatever else. A gold and a half easy.

-You'd partner up with someone you just met?

-I don't think you would like my scrawny body, I barely have a six pack.

-Hahahaha…  you're funny, I will give you that, but I don't trust you.

*Veins bulge on both necks*

-I am crazy, you'd better not really. I can get that with time and you can still overpower me for now.

*both give out, breathless*

-You're not bad. I will go with you after classes.

-Great. It's boring to be alone for a long time. Sorry for the wait, let's start class. Where did the useless guy from before stop?

-He was talking about how shadow makes are useless.

-Then we have a long way to go. Even a useless guy can turn into an invaluable resource with it. (*coof* Subaru *coof*)

…

-Wooooaaaaahhhhh!

-It tastes amazing, I know. If you need me I will be singing in the stage.

As the man in a robe and simple clothes went on to sing a song she never heard and be applauded again, Agatha paid great attention.

(There is something strange about this guy, and it isn't the fact that everyone who is drunk like him is imitating that… headbang was it? Does he have a crush on me or something? He is drunk and we met today, so I guess it's better to just ask)

And so she did.

-Certainly, I think your body is amazing and you be a great wife material, but no, I'm not doing this to get in your pants. It just seemed that destiny would be funnier if I started interacting with you. Now, good night, I will be going to my own room. See you at school…

(Me, wife material? He just got stranger)

-One more and put it on his tab.

…

-That was expensive, you know? I am getting those five silver from your part.

-Eeeh? You promised to treat me, isn't obvious to get the most out of such occasions?

*Buhiiiii*

-Of course, but you shouldn't go around breaking tables and putting those expenses on other's backs.

-That guy was asking for it, you know?

-And so is my wallet, sure. Just buy looser clothes, man around here go wild for a pair at C cup.

-That's sexual harassment!

*Buhii Buhii…*

-And strangers keep inviting you to their beds. Do you really think things will simply change because you think they are annoying?

-It just isn't fair! Just because you are a man you can dress like you want without having such problems.

-That's simply because I am not a super beauty walking around a bunch of idiots. Just fucking use a spell or something.

*BUHIIII*

-Fuck you!

-I am a virgin, I already do that a lot. By the way, are you collecting all those orc testicle? They are even worth more than the magic stones, and don't even think of getting some for yourselves.

-"""""Yesh master. I would never mashter, hehehe."""""

All five summoned imps said so and continued to cut the corpses to get the materials.

Aki simply got out of patience and decided to summon a demon to do the dirty job. After some showering demons for whatever reason, he finally got to talk with a devil.

A little bitching and contract discussion later, a very sweet deal was done. Obviously in Aki's favor.

-Are we getting to the the village already?

-We've only been walking for half an hour, stop complaining. Also, we are not going into the village for real, just scouting.

-Yeah yeah, you're the boss.

-Like hell I am. That also remembers me, do you know any good and trustworthy place in the city?

-What are… did you just ask a girl for info on how to find a club?

-Yeah, I did. We are going to be partners, that already puts you on a "I shouldn't get any ideas" kind of state and it's also not such strange thing. I may look like this, but as I said, I am a virgin, and it is not by choice, so I thought that now that I have my own life and money…

-How old are you?

-Sixteen.

-Wait, you're sixteen?

-Yeah, though everyone says I look older since forever.

-No shit. I thought you were twenty, but you're three years younger than me. That's unexpected.

-Add smarter than you and we're even. We're here already, quiet now.

…

-Good job today, we made fifty silver in two hours.

-Twenty five for me, right?

-I don't know what your talking about, I meant fifty for each.

-Really? Them I can get even more things for everyone back home.

-Do try to follow my advice from before though. Bring some candy for that sister of yours, she seemed to be on edge when I came looking for you.

-A strange man came looking for her big sister with a very pissed off face, of course she'd be scared.

-Am I that scary? I even showed her the proof of you owning me some money, and it isn't even that much.

-That happens often, so it didn't change much.

-Uwa, I almost feel bad about getting my money.

-Then…

-But I am still gonna take it. Don't forget we can't keep working together if your grades drop too much, so do tell me if you need help. Bye.

-Wait, where are you going right now?

-To look for a brothel. I can't lose too much of my night. Peace!

And so he walked on. Ignoring the guys following him he easily found the red light district.

-I already got where I need to, so let's do this. You guys want money, info or what? By the way, I can detect the lack of existence on the space you are, so you don't need to try hiding better, just fucking talk. All seven of you.

-Good, very good. You seem to understand how things work so I will make this quick. Join the shadow's hand or your life is finished.

-You didn't even put on a space lock around the avenue and you expect me to go with you? Don't you think that your a little too convinced for a rank 3? I can perfectly run away from…  *teleports*

*Teleports to the Inn and screams like a crazed beast*

-These guys are going to suffer. Cockblocking a mage is never a good idea, and they all shaw have that imprinted in their souls before the true torture starts!

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