Goodbye cruel world!

OHHH THE PAIN

THE AGONY

« Just finish me, you monsters. And tell my mother that I loved her...»

The guards are standing really tense but a feeling of weirdness started to arise.

We were looking at each other for a solid ten seconds before I realized that I wasn't shot by a bullet but a sleek dart.

« ...Seriously? I was hit by a dart and you didn't say anything? » The guards exchanged looks under their masks. Obviously speechless of my performance. After that they continued to wait, guns pointed.

Probably for their nearing friends. « Excuse me but I have more fans waiting for me».

« Stay down » «Don't move!»

Rude. I got up and started running again. The guards didn't waste time either and started shooting. Ouchie. « Stop SHOOTING ME » I screamed on top of my lungs. Which apparently, is enough to make 4 grown men drop thei guns and clutch their ears.

[ Welp. that's that.] I can finaly get out. As I turn around I saw a weird machine that was really big and had two glass doors.

Wait, Wait. Yeah that must be something of a sterilizing device. I broke open the door and darted inside. « Pleas lift your ar~» lady I don't have time for this, and so I broke out. A few turns and twists later I found myself in the courtyard. YES. FINALLY!

I lifed my hands in a victory pose and did a little dance. [ Can't touch this dun du tu ru ru pa pa can't touch this. Ou boy I am on fiiire ]

Suddenly a couple of lights, like those they use in lighthouses, turned on me. Gah it's too bright. « Subject 00 please lay down and surrender yourself. You will not be hurt. »

Won't be hurt my foot. There must be an exit somewhere. I tried to get away of the lights and look for an escape route but suddendly I heard « FIRE! ». As I looked upwards I saw rows of guards aiming, and subsequently firing on me. Damn lights. [ I can't possibly dodge all of this].

After that, all I remember is falling to the ground and saying « Goodbye cruel world »