Ancient Banana King

Hey! Author again. I found some of your suggestions for the future of the novel quite interesting. However, I'm gonna go with my original novel idea while adding small things from your suggestions. A story is meant to be read by the reader! Not guided by the reader after all. Thanks for your suggestions, and without further ado... Let the reading begin!

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"Heavenly thrusting technique?"

"Sounds fearsome." Max spoke while bewildered.

*It is the ultimate technique used by the Ancient Banana King. God of all gods and ruler of the Art of Thrust.*

"It does sound powerful."

Max nodded his head and carefully imagined what its strength would be.

"So how do I use it?" Max asked.

*Put your hands on the back of your head and bend your knees.*

Max did as the system said and felt kind of nostalgic.

"Hey, isn't this...?"

*Now shove your stomach forward.*

WOOSH!

Max felt his front piercing the air around him as a wind current was formed and a golden cone of light shone from his groin. Transparent blue jeweled wings grew from his back and he looked like a guardian angel unleashing his mightiest attack.

Max stood there in silence to question his existence before mumbling about his misdeeds.

"Such a tragedy... This crazy system expects me to keep my virginity while thrusting my groin at my opponents for an ultimate attack..."

Max didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he felt like he wanted to go cry in a corner.

*Correction. Host is the one thrusting his virgin banana at his foes. System has nothing to do with this.*

"Stoo acting innocent! You did this to me!"

*Correction. Host is the one who rolled the dice.*

"Ugh! But you-"

Max stopped and shook his head as he began to massage his temples. His life would be a laughingstock from today on it would seem.

*Besides. That skill is very powerful. It amplifies the user's strength a hundred times and ignores all defense on a direct hit to the behind or enemy groin.*

"Thats not any better!"

Max shouted as he got angry at this devious system.

"Wait... A hundred times as powerful...?" Max was surprised as he realised this might not be that bad.

*Host seems to be falling to the darkside.*

"Don't lump me in with you!" Max shouted, stating he was innocent.

"By the way system, what happens if i lose my virginity?"Max wanted to know since he couldn't stay a virgin forever.

*Rewards will stay the same. However, host will be forced to hunt down virgins and steal their virginity.*

"Yikes... That sounds way more difficult and evil. I don't want to become a rapist." Max was raised well by his family. He wasn't some unfilial oaf who just wanted to steal and take everything in sight from innocent people.

"Is there an exception...?" Max hoped he could at least have a wife and family and not have drawbacks...

*Yes. Host can have a wife registered by the system whom he can dual cultivate with. This will not effect system missions and host will continue to run for the life of his little brother.*

"Oh. That sounds pretty good..."

Max felt something was up though...

"Whats the catch? I know it can't be that easy..." Max spoke.

*Oh? Host isn't an idiot? It costs 1 million virgin points to purchase one wife slot. Multiple wife slots is possible.*

Max nearly coughed up blood in surprise as he slammed his fist onto the floor in agony.

"THAT MUCH?!"

Max felt it was going to be a long time until his little brother felt the warmth of a woman's flesh.

Max stood up once more and shook his head.

"Anyway, is there a way to train skills to become stronger?" Max asked the system.

*Yes. Repeating the skill can obtain proficiency which makes it stronger. Proficiency is ranked from F to L(Legendary). Using the skill in battle gives more proficiency.*

"Huh... So i just have to repeat this...?" Max spoke, as he put his hands behind his head and was about to thrust again.

"AS IF I COULD DO THAT! Its too embarrasing!"

Max fell to his knees and cursed his fate.

*Host needs to lower his depression. It is bad for his health.*

"And whose fault do you think that is?!" Max cursed at his system.

*Obviously host is responsible for his lack of control over his own emotions.*

Max let out a sigh and felt he had been cursed with a devil for a system rather than a helper.

"Max! Go to school already!" Max's father called as he was downstairs eating breakfast that Max's mom cooked.

"Oh sh*t! I'm gonna be late!" Max cursed as he threw off his pajamas and put on his uniform. Then he grabbed his bag and ran downstairs.

"I'm going!" Max yelled as he grabbed a piece of toast and held it in his mouth before running out the door.

"Alright, have a good day!" his mother called as he ran out the door.

Max ran down the street as he stuffed the whole toast into his mouth in a fit to eat it. He wasn't going to bump into someone around a corner and lose it like a clumsy anime girl after all.

Max ran down the street, across the bridge and over the grass as he saw his gym teacher Mr. Kaz who had black hair, giant muscles, and a goatee about to close the front gate.

"Wait Mr. Kaz! Lemme in!" Max shouted as he sprinted with all his might.

"Can't be helped. You owe me one." Mr. Kaz said as he stopped to let Max through.

"Thanks Mr. Kaz, I had something to take care of this morning." Max said exhaustedly.

"No problem kiddo." Mr. Kaz responded in kind. Mr. Kaz was one of the cool teachers. As he would help people with manual labor around the school and often let students through the gate past time.

Max sprinted through the school doors and ran to his homeroom. He stopped to catch his breath and then opened the door calmly so he wouldn't lose face. "Max Thruster" His teacher Mrs. Bernet called role.

"Here!" Max called as he walked to his seat.

"Almost late... But I'll allow it. Next is Annabell leonhart."

Mrs. Bernet continued role as Max walked over to his seat and sat down.

"Hey Max, what kept you so long? Its unusual for you to be late." Max's friend Jake asked. Jake had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a handsome face. He was a popular guy among the girls but since he doesn't like to talk to strangers he never had many girls around him.

"Probably stayed up late playing an eroge and missed the bus." Said Nate, who was Max's other friend. Nate had brown hair, brown eyes and was athletic with large muscles.

"No way man. I just got my Core manager activated today and had to deal with my first mission." Max said.

"When did you have the money to activate your Core manager?" said Josh who was Max's last friend of their group. Josh had brown hair, glasses, and blue eyes, but he was very chubby and was always reading a book. "I had to survive an assault." Said Max as he shook his head.

"Wait, like murderer kind of stuff?" Jake asked.

"No, more li-"

"Stop talking back there!" Mrs. Bernet interrupted Max and his group quieted down.

Nate whispered anyway, as he told them of the latest news.

"Did you hear? Kale Evonz, the Ace of the baseball team got in a fight with Dave Bender, the captain of the basketball team."

"Ah...Looks like a war is going to start soon..." Whispered Jake.

"Whatever. Not our problem. I just want to see what happens." whispered Max.

"How about we make bets?" Whispered Nate.

"Five on the baseball team." Whispered Josh who closed his book.

"Then I'll put five on the basketball team." Whispered Jake.

"Hm... I'll stay neutral. I don't want to lose money after all." Max said.

"Wuss..." Nate spoke.

"Whatever. I'm not going to waste money on that stuff." Max answered firmly.

"Anyways, whose going to participate in the student tournament this week?" Jake said.