Jahwe Tour
They reached San Ilia, or now called Jahwe, and then they got down from Diane and entered the town. Since he used the Chakra Gate back then, only the King of San Ilia, or Jahwe recognizes him as Yahweh.
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Boy: After that battle, the angels started living on the surface world, too. Most of them gathered in this holy city of Jahwe. Even though they're angels, I think they're at a loss as to what to do now… That makes me feel relieved, somehow. Hey, do you think Yahweh would go against us if we keep angels?
Marco: No, he won't… Everyone is equal in front of him… 'Equally worthless…'
Boy: Heh, I heard from a priest that when Yahweh came here, he said the same thing. Thanks god we have a generous god like him instead of someone who hates monsters like Ilias.
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Woman 1: There sure are a lot of angels in the city… I don't know whether to be afraid or scared.
Woman 2: But they aren't harming anyone now. Since Ilias was brought down, things have been peaceful.
Woman 3: Most of them look really depressed and sad… I feel kind of sorry for them. When they heard that the one who took down Ilias was you baptized from Yahweh, they tried to find that God while saying something like "Serving him". But they didn't found anything, as if Yahweh is hiding somewhere…
Ghost Lady: I won't forget my grudge at trying to be "purified"... But I'm feeling a little sorry for them now, too.
Marco: 'Meh…'
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A group of kids were playing together… Was that an angel?
Young Boy: Yaaay! The angels are playing with us!
Girl: We're playing hide and seek with Cupid!
Fairy: And she said she'll teach us things that are much more fun when we're older!
Marco: … 'Should I be worried?'
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Soldier: Dancing fairies… Wandering ghosts… Plotting angels… When I think about how this is supposed to be the most holy place in the world, I can't help but laugh. Then I remember Lord Yahweh's words, and I think that it is normal…. Though, I like this city. I'm never bored here!
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Sister Lamia: Surprisingly, I was selected as an official priest… The Church's new policy is to spread awareness and change in regards to human and monster coexistence. Just like Lord Yahweh said… To pick me… One who attacked this city in the past… I must work as hard as I can, to repay the compassion that Yahweh gave me!
Marco: '...I'll need a barrel of beer to deal with this shit…'
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There was a fairy that was being held captive inside the Chimera Prison, and Marco held the hilt of the Doomblade.
Fairy: I love my new house!
*Piak*
Marco facepalmed with his other hand while the one that held the hilt got back to his side.
Chimera prison: She seems to like me for some reason… People keep thinking I'm abusing her… And they throw stones…
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Archangel Mariel: After Ilias' downfall, most of the angels have fallen into grief and despair. And Lord Yahweh isn't anywhere, maybe he doesn't want to do the same thing of Ilias and doesn't want to interfere with what we do… I don't know what I should do now…
Marco: 'And thanks god I will not make a second appearance… I'll not do Jesus' mistake of resurrecting and getting crucified…'
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Cupid: The humans here are so serious… It isn't interesting at all! Should I go play in another town?
Marco: Fuck it, do what you want, only the consequences will stop you, bye…
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Weapon Shopkeeper: I thought I'd make a huge profit after the war, when things start to get wild in lawlessness… But the world is so war weary, violence is almost completely gone. It looks like weapons aren't needed, either… Now… How to make money to eat…?
Marco: Don't know, don't care, goodbye.
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Tool Shopkeeper: The "Legend of the Villain Marco" sure is selling! Every time I get more in stock, they vanish in less than an hour!
Marco's eyes narrowed and asked while taking out a small bag of money from his Eternal Bag.
Marco: Give me a copy…
Tool Shopkeeper: You are lucky, I have the last one here!
He grabbed the money and gave Marco the book. He opened the book and both him and Alice read it…
"Marco: Alice, my love. I cannot bring myself to attack you!"
"Alice: Oh, my Marco! Please fight against Ilias with me!"
Marco: What the fuck is they corny shit!?
Alice: It's a rather… Strange adaptation, but at least it's still based in some sort of fact. Other than the intense over-dramatization of it, the places and outcomes are all right. It must have been written by someone who was following us every step of the way… Look, they even have stuff written about the spirits…
Marco: ...Even the parallel universe… The Crimson Fucker… The fight against Ilias… The only thing that aren't written here are our past and dreams! 'It can't be Amira… She wasn't with us…'
He looked behind the book and started to read.
"I have been deeply involved with the Villain Marco's quest, since the start. This is the result of countless interviews, and hours spent watching his adventures from the side."
Marco: ...Someone just kill Amira… I'm too mentally weak to do this shit…
Marco threw away the book in a nearby trash while they were walking in the road.
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In a Church…
Chrome: Ooh, it's Marco.
Marco: ...Can someone explain me why a succubus necromancer or dollmaker or whatever is in a church?
Chrome: I'm delivering a list of all those buried at the Northern Mansion. None of them were on the central registry, so I thought I should add them.
Marco: And the big bad zombie armed with guns?
Chrome: ...After the fight was over, I laid Frederika back to rest. She shouldn't be in this world any longer. Frederika, Spi and Rit's souls have all been sent on. They're all enjoying their peaceful sleep…
Marco: Alright…
Chrome: From now on, I'm Dollmaker Chrome! My new magical arts won't scare the Monster Lord!
Alice: I...I wasn't scared of anything! I was just worried about the impact on morale such horrible arts would have… As the Monster Lord… On the populace…
Marco: ...It's too late…
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Then they entered in the castle of Jahwe, and started to visit the place a bit.
Castle Guard: Everyone is slowly adjusting back to peace. The fact that it was Ilias herself that brought about war sure didn't help. With the cornerstone of most people's faith replaced with Lord Yahweh, now we need to swap everything about Ilias with Lord Yahweh, he is our savior.
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Priest: Waah!? What is this strange little creature!?
Ghost Priest: Hyaa! Where'd it come from!?
Fairy: Heeeeeyyyyyy! Let's play!
Marco: *Sigh* God… Why did you let me born in this planet with these people? Can you give me back my mother? I will give you thousands of them back!
Alice: Calm down, Marco…
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Scholar: Many books we had believed lost were located in the Monster Lord's library. Just looking at the list of books made me start to tremble… In honor of the new friendship between our races, many of those books were donated to our library, too.
Pretty much all of us scholars are openly welcoming our new Monster friends as a result. Thousands of applications to visit the library in person have also been submitted…. My application was approved for next month. I'm already looking forward to it!
Alice: Hmm… It was Tamamo's idea to increase cultural exchange by lending out our books… It seems like it's more effective than I thought it would be.
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Soldier: I had fun mountain climbing the other day. You want to try hiking to the sea tomorrow?
Fairy: Yaaay! I wanna see the sea!
Alice: *Sigh*
Marco: …
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Angel Soldier 1: Our weapons will no longer be used for heaven's punishment. But for beings like us… Who only know how to punish sinners… I decided to apply to Jahwe as a governmental punishment official.
I'll use this sacred whip of mine to enact punishment on criminals. Within the bounds of the laws of Jahwe.
Angel Soldier 2: I will light up the dark nights with this candle. I wish to ease the anxiety of the populace, if only a little.
Angel Soldier 3: I'll use this sacred feather duster to clean the floors of the Castle. I love cleaning…
Angel Soldier 4: This sacred onahole… Uhm… Err… H...How else can I use this…?
Marco: Well, everything is good until someone decides to explode himself in "Yahweh"'s name…
Alice: Pfft… What?
Alice was chuckling at the incredulity of what Marco said, but when she looked at his face, she realized he was serious…
Alice: Oh…
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Valkyrie: I don't intend to cause any trouble over Ilias. I intend to live quietly on the surface world, protecting the Churches in the name of Lord Yahweh, whom he will always watch us from his home, undisturbed…
Soldier. Hey! A woman like you shouldn't be in this castle!
Valkyrie: You insult an angel…? Your punishment is a triple ejaculation. I shall carry it out now.
Then the Valkyrie pushed down the soldier and started to do her work right in front of Marco and Alice, who looked with cold eyes the soldier who seemed enjoying it…
Soldier: Ah… Aieeee!
And he came 3 times immediately…
Valkyrie: I won't let anyone insult me to my face. But no matter how many times I punish them, they keep doing it. They must truly dislike me…
Marco: 'A free prostitute without even knowing it…' Oh Jesus…
Valkyrie: ...Savior Marco, there was something I wished to discuss with you. I wished to talk with you about how to coexist with humans on the surface world. Would you please come to the soldier's waiting room a little bit later?
Marco: Whatever, I give up understanding stupidity, I'll go…
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In a large Chapel…
Boy: Oooh! It's Sylph!
Sylph: Ahem!
Girl: She helped out the brave Hero and took down the evil Goddess!
Sylph: Ahem!
Sylph was in the cathedral and surrounded from tourists…
Marco: What the fuck?
Priest: We asked her to live here.
Scholar: Long ago, Sylph was revered in this land. Now that Ilias is gone, attempts to revive the old faithy are being pushed.
Marco: ...I see…'And I don't really care.'
Sylph: I'm hungryyyyy! I want to eat candy!
Priest: Then, please have this piece…
Sylph: No, I want what I had before! Baumkuchen!
Marco: '...Wut?'
Priest: P… Please wait a moment, I'll prepare some at once…
Alice: I'd like some of that Baumkuchen…
Marco: Christ…
Priest: How about a Sylph Manju, Ms. Monster Lord?
Alice: Oooh… So you had something like that?
Marco: …
[SPECIAL QUESTS]
1st. Return to Lucifina's grave
2nd. Make Alice happy
[EVENT QUEST]
1st. Reach the end of the world tour without "Strange" problems.