WHAT THE F***!

You know last night I began to wonder what it would be like to replace the MC of a novel I was writing. After all I had a lot of comments for op and harem things but couldn't use all the suggestions due to I already had a basic layout for my character. But what if I took him over? Well I would do whatever I wanted! Any girl I liked I would take, I would rise to the top of the ninja world and live like an emperor anyone who got in my way would be eliminated. Yes I would live like a villain, though I may still have certain morals.

Well I had that thought when I went to sleep but who woulda thought it would happen?! I float before two people holding hands one male one female [{Hello father~}] I look around then back at the two. Didn't I just create these two the other day? [{Indeed you did.}] "... WHAT THE F***?!?!?!" [{No need to shout 'dad'}] [Isn't this what you wanted?] ask the female "You know what Jan I was currious but seriously I didn't expect it to actually happen!" {Oh come on papa} I glare at the male "Ist don't call me papa. Father and dad are fine but papa gives me the shivers" {Cough ok then dad. Anyway it won't be too bad} "Won't be too bad? I am going to a world where I can literally die at any f*cking time. Also WHY CAN'T I CURSE?! [{You made this world like that. You get censored when you say a word that exceeds the boundary you set on the other world}] Facepalm "F*cking great"

[Oh it isn't bad father look we are even giving you special admin privileges allowing you to choose three extra gifts] Three extra gifts? "What so you mean not only would I have the MC's editic memory and soul memory on tech and medicine but I will also get three more gifts other than the Metal Kekkei Genkai and the Mujun bloodline?" Both of them nod {Uh huh. Choose anything you want} [Plus we aren't telling you to fight for the world or anything. You can literally do anything you want there] I began thinking hard on what I could get. "First one is I want to forgo hand seals. If I imagine it and say it I can use the jutsu I want but I don't want to have to make handseals as they are too confusing." [Noted]

"I would ask to assimilate different bloodlines but that Mujun Bloodline will probably allow me to do that anyway since it's basic nature is to forcefully fuse anything even things that contradict each other... So instead I want a Space Time release that acts like Obitos Kamui that will automatically activate if there is a serious threat to my life" Once again they nod [{That can also be granted under admin privilege}]

"Lastly I want a dual cultivation technique that comes with the ability to forcibly transform creatures that aren't human, like the Kyubi, into human form. I plan to make a large harem and 'do' whoever I want. So I want the dual cultivation to make myself and my partner stronger each time we have sex but I also want it to act like a curse so that if we have sex they can no longer harm my body such as trying to kill me" They look at each other 'Father is a pervert' they think "Hey I heard that! And yes I am. I am going to a world where death is abundent and the 'rules' of modern society have no effect on me. That little devil in the back of my mind can have free reign! Isn't that exciting?" They look at me [{well this last gift is pushing it a bit since you seem to have made it a combination of things but... Well since it is interesting we will allow it}] I chuckle "I knew you would after all I made you. So long as it entertains you you don't care about anything else" All three of us share a small laugh [{You know us well father}]

I grin just before I leave I float over to the two twins and then I grabbed them both giving them both a kiss on the lips my tongue entwining with both of theirs "I won't see you two for awhile so this is the starting point if my journey. I'll see you later and I love you both" I pat their heads then vanish. Now my story begins.

The two blush [{Well that was unexpected}] AHEM I SAID NOW MY STORY BEGINS [{Ah sorry!}] they frantically leave to the background. 'Sigh ok now end the d*mn chapter already!' Everything fades to black