Chapter 13 I hate training

that's how the worst 2 weeks of my life began ... the girls couldn't agree on who should 'train me'; in the end they decided to schedule some days when each one would coach me ... the first problem was that I would become their guinea pig for this torture and the second was that their schedules provided for me to train every day.

Everyday! and so it all started ...

two days had passed from all this and I was already giving the first signs of abating: the most problematic were Yoruichi and Saeko; the first ... well ... a shinigami op who has been training for hundreds of years, the second had pulled out her dark side ... that is, she went into sadistic instructor mode.

Yoruichi, who had 'won' the right to train first thanks to stone-scissor paper, had woken me up at 4 am

"AHAHAH, come on boy the night is young and you have to start losing weight"

"* Yoruichi * zzz * it's only 4 am ... * zzz *"

"It is precisely the best time to run, no one will disturb us .." she said cheerfully

"and to motivate you a little ..." he approached me and put his finger on my chest.

a few seconds later he felt my body grow heavy, I could barely stand

"w-w-what the hell did you do to me ?!" I said, scared

"I only used a bit of Kidou to make your body heavier, don't worry, you will be alone until you have finished your 15 km run, after which we will start the real workout, good luck boy ... ahahahha!

15 what ?! and what does 'real training' mean ?! that was what my eyes said ... and perhaps it would have been better if I had never thought of it.

After almost three hours of asphyxiating, all that remained of me was a shapeless pile that even struggled to breathe; Yoruichi had accompanied me in cat form and if she had a good time all the while she watched me suffer, at a certain point she tripled my weight!

we stopped in a park and, after being human again, he told me:

"ok boy, I just put a Kidou barrier around the park so no one can bother us ... it's time for real training! AHAHAHAH" he finished laughing out loud.

"why a barrier?" I knew I didn't have to ask this question but I did it anyway

"Well boy ... I'm not very well versed in things like jogging and all, so I'll train you like I did in the Soul Society ... get ready," he said with a feline grin

the result of the first day with Yoruichi? she bombarded me with Kidou techniques and used me as a martial arts mannequin.

took me home on her shoulder, as if I were a backpack ... it was a bit humiliating and given that she moved using the Shunpo consecutively ... well let's say that my body did not react very well to such sudden movements …

"Kenshi, are you okay?" (Lucy)

"it is obvious that he is not well, Yoruichi killed him with his ridiculous training program" (Akame)

"As much as I hate to admit it, Akame is right; and this is the only result of the first session ... I'm afraid Kenshi-kun can't hold my training .... fufufu" (Saeko)

this was just the beginning.

With Saeko and Akame things were no better after two days: they took me to a hill with kendo equipment, which I obviously brought ... once I arrived I was already out of breath.

"* uff * * uff * why * uff * we came here, Saeko..Akame?"

"fufufu Kenshiro-kun don't pre-care, we thought that a bit of fresh air would have done you good and that it wouldn't hurt you to learn some kendo"Saeko said all smiling

Akame supported it "is like Saeko said, Kenshi-san ... we will teach you to use the sword", then added quietly but well audible to both "or better, I will teach you to use the sword ... the perverted Saeko at most he will use his ridiculous Kendo stick ... "

silence fell for a few seconds before Saeko replied, and though he still had his usual smile, I could see a deadly aura around her.

"fufufu ... Akame-san, I really think you shouldn't talk like that about your 'senpai' otherwise I'll have to educate you properly ... if for you Kendo is nothing but a useless stick ... why don't you try it?" she said mischievously.

"I agree 'Saeko-senpai', I'll show you why they call me Akame of the Demon Sword; Kenshi-san give me 5 minutes and we'll start our training" replied Akame glaring Saeko.

they faced each other, and in a moment the pandemonium began.

they began to attack quickly and without stopping, I couldn't follow them .. they were too fast; over time their attacks began to get more and more fierce and I became more and more worried.

then I decided to do the craziest thing: I tried to stop it; I ran to them and screamed

"OHI FERMATEVI-" he could not finish the sentence .... in the fury of the fight I was finished between them and their kendo swords hit me.

"Kenshi-san !!"

"Kenshiro-kun!"

well… that hurt.

the wooden swords struck me full and I lost consciousness, I woke up after a while and found myself staring at the ceiling of my house; an instant later Lucy came into my room and came towards me.

"Kenshi ... thank goodness you are well! Saeko and Akame were desperate when they came back with you, I was preouccupata! You have no idea how much time I spent scolding them"

behind her, I saw Yoruichi laughing heartily, which did not improve the situation.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy! You really wanted to be a hero ... AHAHAHHA! Well what about ... you did it, Akame and Saeko kept fighting even after we put you to rest and Lucy went through it all time to calm them and then made them a nice lecture .... AHAHAHAH oh my heaven! It was a life I didn't laugh like that! "

I didn't know what to say .. all that my brain managed to process was: 'and this isn't even the first week !!'