ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

battyman brown bathtub boy dabs as the rate at which he peed adjusted to the new natural wallpaper.


As he floated forwards, T posing, seeds grew from saplings to grand, dapper skyscraper to withered old trees like Jos cots hair. It seemed that time was no longer a continuously flowing stream, where the past was it's source and the future was the direction in which it flowed,, but was rather a still lake in which you could freely swim in. ready salted crisps are rubbish honestly why are they so popular, so plain.


he noticed that reec too was floating while T posing and so they both descended through the ground into scenery containing the mountains like many splendid bottle caps rotating at underwhelming speeds. 


"Even in this plane of existence, time is not meant to be like this. It is not that time has frozen, nor has it been milked, but rather, it has been shattered, resulting in the position at which we are determine are point in time." the bottle caps explained to the two diddlydenius dangs, who, due to the diligent studies they had conducted while orbiting the earth T posing, had already suspected that this was the case.


it was then that the bottle caps spoke of grave words, that made the two ploughmans gang shake their head and spread pickle purée evenly over their sandwiches and forearms. they say "hi I pe" and so they did, and the denius dang rode their space hoppers into the sky, back through the ground that they had descended through to get to the bottle cap scenery.


bathtub boy shook his head he looked at the moon, looked at the earth and alternated, while reec went to Tesco's express to try on his new tailored suit, looking dapper magnificent sir! through gugle drive they collaborated on Microsoft paint to calculate the amount of pe the mountains which were bottle caps had to produce to fill up the area beneath the ground, which they used to calculate the holy heavenly pee formula!


it was using this that they were able to traverse in such a way that they aligned themselves with the jagged shards of time, allowing themselves to stay in a single frame of time no matter what their location was and navigated to hotel Trivago to get the best deal on their inflatable water bed.


Heaven