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In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

meanwhile, floating through the middle of nowhere, in space, in the special k cereal brands big mixing bowl, Jos cot was searching for cheese and pesto pasta was like "where it??" when he suddenly ingests some special K milc and is so disgusted, he puts his spaceships thrusters up to 69%, propelling him straight through the fabric of space into subway express in Skegness come say "dlyuuuup!"


he pee so angery he checks his spackships engine only to realise that they were made from vegan nut butter causing him to bob his head up and down his neck in sheer rage. he will need more fuel due to these nut butter engines and went up to the sandwich maker when suddenly he realise...omg it mr lime casserole! "mine now bic" jos cot exclaims, but to his displeasure and now diminishingly dapper demeanour, lime casserole simply refuses to give him any sandwiches.


this makes Jos cot so emotional, he looks up to the sky as to say that there was no being that could understand his profound upset, and devestasty and so he took out his musket and shaved lime casseroles hair off with his bayonet, good call sir!


afraid that Jos cot would then shave other regions of his hair, the bald casserole quickly added extra meatballs to Jos cots elegantly crafted sandwich, but Jos cot simply wasn't satisfied, he craved for more! I desire, quote: "A meatball sub with tomato's gherkins and 50 billion jalapeños" which made lime casserole so agitated he reached up to rip his hair out, only to realise he had none! "wher we gona find 50 billion jalapeños" he shook his head and accepted that his subway business would go bankrupt. using the life savings of himself, his parents, his grandparents and so on, selling his house, car and clothes, he buys 50billion jalapeños to put on the meatball sub and stuffs it in, making Jos cot lick his lips as though he's just heard word of a new star trek film come out.


lime casserole piled on the meatballs as he weeped and seeped cream from his eyes but Jos cot kept asking for more he's like "MORE" and you can tell casserole is thinking what the fuc but he keeps telling him to put more on untill every meatball in the universe has been depleted. "I have no more" lime casserole broke down into tears and collapsed in exhaustion, to which Jos cot shook his head in disdain say "silly boy! you have satisfied my thirst for now, but I will be back for the cheese and pesto pasta filling soon" and jumped into his spankship when he see Lime casserole searching in a bush!


"the thing poor people do to earn a living." Jos cot put his hand in front of his eyes, as though lime casseroles actions hurt them, but he noticed that what Liam casserole was retrieving from the bush was actually his little tricycle, his only means of transport to travel across the universe to bring the little rations and medicine he could procure for his sick nan, which he stoled medicine from and sold to afford the jalapeños for Jos cots sub.


Jos cot was ENRAGED come say "CAN YOU NOT??!!" say "damn'n blast" he jumped out his spunkship demand "you said you had nothing left, why didn't you sell your tricycle to make more money to put more jalapeños in my sub??!!" Jos cot got out of his specialship with his lips pursed in rage as if he was thinking 'wuat am I gonna do to you??!!!' 


lime casserole fell backwards with his hands in front of him crying "it my only means to earn a living" but Jos cot put his insignificant cried to halt as he shot him with a gun, violently beat him with a stick and then with his fists in a fit of rage untill casserole literally died, and good riddance how dare he do what he did?! Jos cot jumped into his spickerspackership to take off, having a belly full of a meatball sub with tomato's gherkins and 50 billion jalapeños, what an eventful day for the dapper denius dang member that he was.


Jos Cot's meatball sub