ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

Seing te torrentiaL DOWNPOUR, jos cot weas reminded of the days were hewould put boiling hot water in his cheese and pesto pasta dish to makeit soupier, when barisherab boi boi called him out for haqving a powdery pot noodle, wen then suddenly yhe rest of the tangtastic gang teleported to wherehe was, utlising the streams of pee trough time that wiydopen on special occasions...indeed, this weas a special occasion, the greenthumbgang T posed, dusted their boots and bake lane is an upstanding german soldier!!11!!!!!!!!! 


the three of them descended down to the reception in which they said in unison to the receptionist "it seems that it is a little wet out there"


they chanted this three times before the receptionist inflated to the size of a weather balloon an children began to cry, atracting gayden brijj to eat them up and burp in satisfaction "mm mm mm primary school children arethe highlights of my irritable bowel sybndrome!!"


ahving left behind gayden brijjs rapidly inflatingh stomac, the wenius wang ascended 6mn in the air and t posed as theybegan to melt through the roof of the reception area and ascended into a height at which you wouild see birdsn flying, only this time, it was the genius gang orbiting each other, standing on each others shoulders, planting trees inthestratosphere to stop global warming and to heal the ozone layer, thanks greenthumb gang!


the three of them adoptyed a 6 man drive, in which they performed mitosis 27 times and filled up the bucket that reec aloe veras brother takes out to gather rain water with pee MMMMM when he finds out later tat day he is amazed by this delicacy that haspopped up out of nowehere wgere ucoud it have come from he asks himself as he dives in, not knowing that the real deadpool is lurking around with a straw and his butt crack sticking out his original overalls...


the downpour increased its intensity, the entire world flooded with pee 7 times over and jos cot then said the w0rds "guy and guy. i have not aquired a coat."


reec too flied into the pee pee ocean that the earth had become and also realised that he didnthave a coat, but no worries, barisherab boi boi had an umbrella, amplifying the moistness in which the tree loving gang thrived in. 


they teleported to the co-op, to sainsburys, to syria and then back to sainsburys, but having scouted the entire domain they realised that there was no £1 speakers for them to combine to blow minecraft music in high amplitudes,and so they put on balaclavas and gathered machetes to take this into their own hands.


they go up to the cash regoister and begin to slash throug the regoster and take all the £1 speakers as the person behind the till breraks down in fear when the wenius tang lang bing bong realises...omg!! "it liam casserole!!!!!!"


yes that right lime caserole was working at sainsburys to provide medicine for his gold fish wthat has a cough when hIS PLANS to live a happy life after he was taraumatised by jos cot!!


"please no!" lime casserole cried in pain and terorr but jos cot wasnt having any of it and neither was the rest of the computer stand gang, they teleported to each corner of the shop and pointed their devestating stiffies into the middle...when they realised there was 4th stiffy protruding from the 4th corner exactly 69 inches...


Succulent Sainsburys