ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

onthe 4th stiffy was joscots phone, into which barisherab and jos cot spoke into with reec recording their brilliant milking session of the schools there were calling. firstthey called the licoln school of succulent torture and said to the receptionist "DO you HAVEE polo mints???" to which the receptionist despertaely tried to terack the call down, having been insulted to such an extent! but jos cot laff, he take cloth off girl cos she want it that was jos say!!!! he had hacced the liucoln scool ofr sapid tangtastic'scompoters by teleporting to currys pc world by changing his location on his phone and using his super duper quantumn mega computer. unfortunatly, jos cot couldnt download games on his phone because he didnt have enough scrummy bummy currency to buy the games on huis phone and so he peed and went tothetoilet but the toielt was actuallyjust a hole in the ground in which he would make cherese and epsto pasta so he cried and died and it was ssublime he neededf to go the toilet very very badly and when reecsaid "fujj timeeeee" jos cot ate cheese and epsto pasta and looked up tyhe sky.


my stiffy isnthard enough to leap over these hurdles and so...


i let out the fudge untill my stiffy wont budge....."


"Ghandi is a furry" said barisherab boi boi


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