ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

"Ghandi is a furry??" jos cots pantscould not keep up with how many cheese and pesto pasta packets he was stuffing into them, to which reec became angery and popped down to the local bakery to buy some out of date bread that was baked like that!


unfortunately, as he was searching for busses on the way back from the bakery that sold out of date bread he instead a booked a bus that takes him to the business 'my simple funeral' and so he was cremated.


unfortunately, as he rose from the ashes of himself and his suits from toys r us, he realised that his identity, in his lanyard was missuing!!!11!!!!!! this was the 2nd time, and he began to panic as he popped out of existence instantly.


who is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


at this moment, jos cot was drinking some colonised indian water when he fell off his space spacker spunk ship and got mauled by piranhas, reec was like what andbwouldt sit next to him in the rotunda and he peed in a well spoken fashion causing Jos cot to scream into his bag "where are you??"


reec loses his existence