ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

"Am Oii a bit of a lejonnddd for doin dis??"


basically roight, after yesterday noite when Jos cots parents didn't come to parents evening, he got into an argument with his mum quoth his mum "suckurmum" and so he did, wearing his Japan hoodie!


"haow do ah proov to ma mummi and abwa dabwa that I'm a bit of lejennd" is what he asked himself before an LED power saving light bulb went off in his head under his greasyyy hair.


Jos Cot got off the bus at lsst to pe but instead, did it to them like an almost dapper sir when abul babul ascended from the ground to T pose, whip, dab and swerve on these hos.


 they both drove forwards creating a slipstream in which Tom wowwul was utilising to boss his way through the school, clearly establishing his dominance and having teachers bow down to him.


when barisherab boi boi and blodvappa 96969 got to the physics Mr dompson descended from the sky come say "wat yo been sayin to dis kid??" to which Jos Cot replied "I ain't said shit" no but seriously "I don't know what you're talking abouut" "i haven't done anythiiing" Mr dompson asked if he was a new student to physics, but by then Jos Cot, who travelled 69 centimetres to get to the classroom, was terrified of inconveniencing this dapper sir "gudbaiiiii" STFU BICH STUPID BITCH I TOLD U I FVKIN TOLD U U FVKD IT ALL UP


Jos Cot Doesn't Go To Aldi