ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

Would you say that it's dumb, for a bee to be up the bum?...


One day, bathtub boi maloi maloi was searching through the library of the scool loibrary when he disturbed the airflow in the room submerging the librarian into a deep rage!


"bumtub boi you naughty boi! you have shifted the balance of the oxygen in this room and so you shall suffer the pain of a thousand needles in the weenus!"


even the fat little bowling ball kids in the library that'd hang about and suck their elbows were frightened by this severe punishment, but also became envious of basin boi when all of a sudden, Schweppes lemonade boi stood up and declared "shaking my head!"


"of all people that could have made such an inaccurate remark, I had never thought that it'd be you...for the weenus has little to no pain receptors!"


"HOLY FCK" the librarian quickly made a refreshing cup of coffee, stood up, dabbed and was compressed down to a 2d picture on the flow that walked over to bumtub boi to hand over a special book.


bee up bum but not bum boi boi opened the book, releasing the light from within and even got succ'd inside the book, where an entire world awaited him.


"could it be that jaffaman gaming evading Mr gloybraith's minions had fallen through the barrier between this world and the bee up bum world, meaning that somewhere, he has a bee up bum??"


bee up bum boi dabbed, whipped, now watch me nae nae he dusted off his Birmingham shoulders and deployed his map to alabummer.


for 69 days, nights and wet dream frights, bathtub boi traversed through the realm of bee up bum untill he came across a titanium exhaust system. what?


"what's a titanium, magnesium alloy maloi in front of bathtub baloi doing in the middle of the bee up bum realm? this is truly a mysterious world, I wonder where this titanium exhaust system leads to!"


bathtub boi dived in as though he had found a tasty shoulder to eat when he realised that the temperature was exponentially increasing.


"ah yes, it seems that this planet is actually a thicc belly button."


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