ImmenseEgg

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage.

The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path.

Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel.

In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

The Scrummy Bummy Lore

When one dreams about the requirement of a toilet for one to pee in, they are greeted with an urge to pee proportionate to the urge to pee they had, when they required the toilet to pee in.


In essence, when a person, such as you, me, Ashley bradford, billi lancaster would be fortunate enough to have the need to pee in their dreams, they may carry out this desire and pee in their dreams (but bashly watfordshire would just ask if he could watch and willy doncaster will only use his inmate ability, come say "pack it in!" and so it would.)


however, once they begin to pee in their dreams, this stream of pee may become a river and then an ocean! What I mean, is that once you begin to pee in your dream, the urge to pee will only become larger and larger, and so will the pee coming out of your dream self, resulting in an exponential growth in the urge to pee. 


...And so, just how nightmares may induce one to kick or roll about, these splendid dreams about peeing may indeed push one's self into peeing while they sleep, meaning that when they wake up, they'll be met by the marvellous reality that they have peed the bed!


So, one may ask: 'how can I stop this from happening?' or similarly, 'how can I stop my child from peeing the bed?' or 'how can I stop peeing into another's mouth, who then suffers with a full bladder and pees into my mouth?' and the answer is: you don't, for peeing the bed is truly a blissful delight to wake up to in the morning. Next time you see your friends, families and illegimate sons/daughters, wish them a happy, peeing night, and if they wish you a lovely peeing night too, you know that they're worth having in your life.


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