Chapter 74

Location: Smallville, Kansas

The Kent family farm had seen its fair share of events, from alien landings to surprise cattle stampedes, but today was a first—even for them.

Lois Lane and Clark Kent were finally tying the knot, and the sheer amount of super-powered attendees made it one of the most dangerous weddings in history.

Heroes from across the multiverse had gathered. The Justice League, the Titans, even some members of the Lantern Corps—all had come to witness the marriage of Earth's greatest power couple.

The ceremony itself was supposed to be a heartfelt, beautiful affair.

It was anything but.

The moment Naruto, Kara, Veritas, and Raven arrived, things started going horribly wrong.

The four of them, collectively known as The Menace Squad among their friends, were always involved in some sort of chaos—intentional or not.

Lois, looking stunning in her wedding dress, was all smiles as she leaned in to kiss Clark. Everything was perfect. The sun shone warmly, the guests were in awe…

And then came the bouquet toss.

It was supposed to be a simple, elegant moment.

It wasn't.

The second Lois flung the bouquet into the air, Kara's eyes sparked.

"Oh no, you don't!" she shouted, launching herself into the sky.

Veritas, standing nearby in her elegant dress, immediately saw Kara move. Without hesitation, she teleported mid-air to intercept.

"Oh, it's on!"

Raven, normally composed, sighed—but the twitch in her lips showed she wasn't about to be left behind. Her magic pulsed as she created a dark portal, appearing right in front of them.

The bouquet, poor thing, hadn't even landed yet.

And then came Naruto.

He had absolutely no reason to fight for the bouquet. None.

But he saw the girls moving, and his competitive spirit kicked in.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Suddenly, twenty Narutos appeared, all leaping into the air with battle cries, arms stretched toward the doomed bouquet.

The result?

A full-on, mid-air, super-powered battle royale over a bunch of flowers.

People screamed. Batman facepalmed. Superman looked up in exasperation.

Lois?

She just sighed. "I knew this would happen."

The bouquet never made it to the ground. It exploded in midair from the sheer energy clashing around it.

And that was only the beginning.

The wedding cake—five tiers of Smallville's finest baking—was a work of art. Martha Kent had personally overseen its creation, ensuring it was perfect.

It lasted exactly ten minutes before disaster struck.

Kara, laughing after the bouquet battle, playfully nudged Naruto.

It wasn't a hard push.

Just… enough to send him stumbling.

Right into Veritas, who had just teleported behind him.

Veritas, caught off guard, flailed.

Her flailing elbow hit Raven in the ribs.

Raven, a woman of grace and dignity, reacted like any powerful sorceress would.

She panicked and instinctively used telekinesis to shove them both away.

This would have been fine.

Except Naruto—because Naruto—tried to counterbalance by flipping mid-air.

Where did he land?

On the cake.

There was a long silence as the five-tiered masterpiece collapsed under his weight, frosting exploding everywhere.

Naruto sat in the middle of the wreckage, covered head to toe in cake, blinking.

"…Well, at least it tastes good?"

Martha Kent's eye twitched.

Clark took a deep breath, whispering, "Don't vaporize him. Don't vaporize him. Don't—"

Lois, meanwhile, just sipped her champagne and muttered, "I knew we should've eloped."

Amidst the chaos, Batman remained stoic.

At least until Veritas, her dress still somehow pristine, approached him with a drink.

"You need to relax, Bats," she teased. "Here, drink."

Batman gave her his patented Bat-Glare.

"No."

"Oh come on."

"No."

"You're so grumpy. It's one drink."

"I don't drink at social events."

Veritas smirked. "Coward."

Batman's eye twitched. "I am not a coward."

"Prove it."

Batman sighed deeply… and took the glass.

The entire wedding went silent.

Diana looked shocked. Hal Jordan's jaw dropped. Barry Allen started recording.

Batman took a sip.

He swallowed.

He nodded approvingly.

The world ended.

Superman gasped. "Oh my immortal."

Alfred, somewhere in Gotham, felt a disturbance in the Force.

And then, Veritas ruined everything.

She took the glass back and smirked.

"That was juice."

Batman's eye twitched again.

Then, with terrifying calm, he said, "I'm going to destroy your entire existence."

Veritas just cackled and disappeared into a portal.

By the time the reception was winding down, Naruto had somehow managed to:

Get cake in Clark's hair.Nearly explodea champagne bottle with chakra.Challenge Wonder Woman to an arm wrestling matchand almost broke her arm, making her call upon her heritage to retaliate.

But the final straw?

Accidentally slapping Lois on the back in excitement…

And not realizing he hit her too hard.

Lois didn't even flinch.

Clark, however?

Clark snapped his fingers.

And Naruto was suddenly gone.

"…Where did you send him?" Kara asked, stifling her laughter.

Clark shrugged. "Orbit."

Despite the chaos, the wedding was still perfect in its own ridiculous way.

Clark and Lois were happy. The guests had somehow survived.

And Naruto?

He eventually fell back to Earth—covered in moon dust—only to be greeted by Kara's smug grin.

"Welcome back, spaceman."

And thus, the greatest wedding in Smallville's history ended… in pure disaster.

A day to remember.

 Location: Titans Tower, Jump City

There had never been a wedding quite like this one.

Sure, Lois and Clark's wedding had been eventful, but Beast Boy and Terra's wedding? This was on a whole different level.

It was a combination of romantic, hilarious, and potentially world-ending.

Because, let's face it—when you invite a bunch of superheroes, a literal demon, Naruto, and a shape-shifting green goofball who refuses to act normal… something will go wrong.

The ceremony was set up on the rooftop of Titans Tower, overlooking the ocean.

Everything was perfect. The decorations? Flawless. The food? Delicious. The guest list? Absolute chaos.

Beast Boy stood at the altar in his suit, fidgeting nervously.

"Bro, you gotta stop shaking." Cyborg patted his shoulder. "You're vibrating more than Flash on espresso."

"I'm just—dude, I'm so happy!" Beast Boy grinned. "I never thought I'd get married! I mean, I'm the funny guy! The prankster! The guy who turns into tiny animals to sneak extra cake!"

Cyborg rolled his eyes. "Yeah, and today, you're the guy who better not mess this up."

Nearby, Naruto and Kara stood with Veritas and Raven, watching everything unfold.

"You think this will go smoothly?" Kara asked, raising an eyebrow.

Naruto laughed. "Absolutely not."

They weren't wrong.

Nightwing, the perfectionist, had spent weeks planning everything.

Every. Single. Detail.

The flowers? Hand-picked from a mystical garden.

The seating arrangements? Plotted with military precision.

The vows? Proofread, triple-checked, and laminated.

He needed this to go smoothly.

So, when he saw Beast Boy reading his vows off a crumpled napkin, he nearly had a heart attack.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Nightwing screeched, grabbing his head. "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WROTE?!"

Beast Boy glanced at the napkin. "Uh… something about how Terra's eyes sparkle like golden nuggets in mashed potatoes?"

Nightwing physically collapsed.

Cyborg had to carry him away. Nightwing just curled into a fetal position and muttered, "This is a disaster… this is a disaster… this is a disaster…"

The wedding cake was a masterpiece.

Five tiers of chocolate, vanilla, and caramel goodness, custom-made by a Michelin-starred baker.

It lasted ten minutes.

And, of course, Naruto was involved.

"Hey, Kara, bet I can eat a whole tier in one bite." Naruto smirked.

"Naruto, no," Veritas warned.

"Naruto, yes."

Before anyone could stop him, Naruto grabbed a chunk of the bottom tier—

—just as Raven teleported in front of him.

She was holding a glass of wine and a very deadly glare.

"You wouldn't dare."

Naruto froze. "Uh…"

"Put. It. Down."

"...Okay."

Naruto slowly put the cake piece back.

Everyone sighed in relief.

And then Beast Boy—freaking BEAST BOY—shouted:

"FOOD FIGHT!"

And it was over.

Batman was at the wedding.

He was not happy about it.

He had spent three hours dodging Beast Boy's hugs, politely declining dance invitations from Starfire, and listening to Naruto talk about how cool it would be if Gotham had ramen stands.

But the final straw?

The open bar.

Veritas, Kara, and Naruto teamed up to get him to drink.

"Come on, Bats!" Naruto grinned. "Just one sip!"

Batman glared. "No."

"You're surrounded by super-powered freaks," Kara added. "You need alcohol to survive."

"No."

Veritas smirked. "Coward."

Batman's eye twitched.

He grabbed the glass—downed it in one go—and set it down with a glare.

Naruto snorted.

"That was grape juice."

Batman turned to look at Veritas with the rage of a thousand suns.

"I will find you."

Veritas just teleported away laughing.

Terra walked down the aisle, looking stunning in her golden dress.

Beast Boy?

He forgot how to breathe.

He just stood there, mouth open, making weird noises.

"Say something, man!" Cyborg whispered.

"I…" Beast Boy gasped. "I… I think I'm gonna—"

He fainted.

Terra stood over his unconscious body, arms crossed. "Seriously?"

Cyborg sighed. "Hang on."

He shocked Beast Boy with a minor electric zap.

"YAHHHHHH!"

Beast Boy shot up like a rocket.

"I DO!" he screamed in panic.

Everyone cheered.

Terra rolled her eyes but smiled. "Guess I do too."

After the ceremony, things somewhat settled down.

Beast Boy and Terra shared their first dance, and he only stepped on her feet four times.Naruto actually behaved(for about ten minutes).Veritas successfully avoided Batman's wrath(for now).Kara won the bouquet toss(by cheating).Raven pretended to be grumpybut secretly loved the chaos.

And as the night ended, Beast Boy and Terra stood under the stars, hand in hand.

"Did you ever think we'd get here?" Terra whispered.

Beast Boy smiled. "Not in a million years."

Terra kissed him softly.

And, for once, everything was perfect.

…Until Naruto yelled,

"ALRIGHT, WHO WANTS TO DO SHOTS?!"

And the chaos began again.

 Location: Smallville, Kent Family Farm

Wally West was fast.

Too fast.

And that was exactly why his wedding day was one disaster after another.

The ceremony was set on the Kent Family Farm, because Clark insisted it was the perfect place for a wedding. Peaceful, scenic, romantic.

Clark was wrong.

Because when you invite superheroes, villains-turned-friends, a Kryptonian with a immortal complex, and Naruto, things are not going to be peaceful.

At all.

Wally woke up five minutes before the wedding.

"Oh, crap—OH CRAP—OH CRAP—"

He sped out of bed, tripped over his tux, and crashed face-first into a very unimpressed Artemis.

"You forgot, didn't you?" Artemis crossed her arms.

Wally's sweating increased by 300%.

"F-Forgot what? Ha-ha! My vows? My socks? My entire sense of responsibility?"

Artemis sighed. "The rings, Wally. The rings."

Silence.

Then, Wally's eyes widened.

"OH, CRAP—"

He disappeared in a blur, rushing back to Central City to grab them.

The guests?

They watched in horror as Wally left his own wedding mid-ceremony.

"…Should we be concerned?" Conner muttered.

"He'll be back in like, five seconds," Dick shrugged. "Probably with ten rings just to be safe."

Naruto and Kara were at it again.

The cake? A three-tiered masterpiece, hand-made by Ma Kent.

It lasted ten minutes.

"Naruto, don't you dare—" Kara warned.

"I just wanna taste it!" Naruto grinned. "For, you know, safety reasons."

"You're full of crap," Raven deadpanned.

Naruto ignored her and grabbed a slice.

Which would have been fine… if Kara hadn't heat-visioned the plate out of his hand.

Everyone froze.

Naruto smirked. "Oh, it's on."

And thus, the cake war began.

Food flew across the barn.

Superman got hit square in the face.

Bruce dodged like it was a training exercise.

Barry got a plate of frosting to the back of the head mid-sip.

Clark tried to break it up but got knocked out by a flying cherry pie.

Ma Kent was not amused.

The bouquet toss was normal… until Artemis accidentally threw it at Batman.

Everyone held their breath.

Naruto snorted.

"Go on, Bats. Catch it."

Batman didn't move.

The bouquet hit his chest, fell to the ground, and Batman just stared at it.

Slowly.

Menacingly.

Veritas smirked. "Destiny, Bruce."

"…No."

And then he vanished into the shadows.

Five minutes later, Wally rushed back.

"I GOT THE RINGS!"

Everyone turned.

In his hands?

Fifty different wedding rings.

Artemis just stared. "Wally… what the hell?"

"I panicked."

Artemis sighed. "Just give me one and let's get married."

Despite all the chaos, Wally and Artemis finally stood together at the altar.

Clark, as the officiant, cleared his throat.

"Do you, Wally West, take Artemis Crock to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do," Wally grinned.

"And do you, Artemis Crock, take this absolute disaster of a speedster as your lawfully wedded husband?"

Artemis smirked. "Yeah. I do."

"Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and—"

"BOOM!"

The barn exploded.

Everyone groaned.

"WHO INVITED THE ROGUES?!" Dick yelled.

"Oops," Wally muttered. "Might've sent Captain Cold an invite as a joke…"

"WALLY!"

The Roguesshowed up but got talked down by Wally and actually joined the party.Kara and Naruto called a truce… only to start another food fightduring dinner.Batman never came backfrom the bouquet toss.Superman was still wiping frosting off his suit.Wally and Artemis finally shared their first dance, and somehow, Wally managed not to trip.

As the night ended, Artemis leaned against Wally.

"You're an idiot."

"Yeah," Wally grinned, "but I'm your idiot."

And despite everything?

It was perfect.

 Location: Kent Family Farm, Smallville

Clark and Ma Kent had insisted on hosting the wedding on the farm.

It was peaceful, scenic, and had the nostalgic, heartwarming atmosphere that M'gann absolutely loved.

Superboy?

He just wanted to get through the day without punching someone.

Garfield Logan (aka Beast Boy) had one mission today: be the ultimate little brother.

Which meant chaos.

"Yo, Conner, nervous?" Garfield smirked as he walked up in a tux.

"No."

"You sure? You look kinda pale. Maybe I should take your place—"

And suddenly, standing next to him, was another Superboy.

"See? Just gimme a wig, and boom—problem solved!"

Conner just stared. "Garfield."

"Yes, big bro?"

"Leave before I throw you into the barn."

M'gann's side of the family was… complicated.

Not only were there a ton of Martians, but they all looked like her.

"Why are there FIVE M'GANNS?!" Dick practically screamed.

"Cultural thing," Naruto waved it off. "Also, hilarious."

At one point, even Superman got confused and accidentally gave a heartfelt speech to the wrong M'gann.

"Clark, I'm literally right here," the real M'gann sighed.

"Then who did I just—"

The fake M'gann smirked. "Oops. My bad."

The real disaster began when Naruto, Kara, and Veritas got bored.

"Pssst, Veritas," Naruto whispered. "What if we… spiked the wedding punch?"

"With what?" Kara raised a brow.

"Love potion? Chaos magic? Kryptonian tequila?"

They all looked at each other.

And then immediately nodded.

Result of the Punch Incident:Superman got drunk(which should have been impossible).Batman refused to drink anything all nightbecause he was Wally got hyper-speed drunkand spent thirty minutes stuck in a tree.Garfield kept shape-shifting into a romantic leadand trying to serenade Raven.Bruce's entire bank account got "mysteriously" donated to an animal shelter.

"Who did this?" Batman growled.

Kara, Naruto, and Veritas whistled innocently.

Despite the absolute madness, the moment came.

Superboy stood at the altar, fidgeting slightly.

M'gann, in a stunning white dress, walked down the aisle with J'onn beside her.

It was perfect.

Clark, as the officiant (because who else?), smiled.

"Do you, Conner Kent, take M'gann M'orzz to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"And do you, M'gann M'orzz, take Conner Kent to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do!"

"Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and—"

"WAIT! I OBJECT!"

Everyone turned.

It was another M'gann.

"For the last time, which one is the real one?!" Dick screamed.

"ME!" the real M'gann waved. "That's my cousin—he's just messing with you."

The fake M'gann grinned and turned back into a Martian dude.

"Congrats, Cuz! Just wanted to add a little suspense!"

Everyone groaned.

"Just kiss already," Naruto muttered.

And so, finally, they did.

Wally, still drunk, started a karaoke battleagainst Nightwing.Batman vanishedthe moment the bouquet toss started.Beast Boy transformed into a puppyand guilt-tripped his way into extra cake.Superman was still tipsyand hugging Naruto.Kara and Veritas tried to set up Bruce on a date.Naruto started a drinking contestwith Wonder Woman.

By the end of the night, Conner pulled M'gann close.

"Did you enjoy our wedding?" she smiled.

"Yeah," he chuckled. "Even with all the crazy."

M'gann kissed him. "That's what makes it fun."

And, despite the madness, it was perfect.