Chapter 75

Wally West, Beast Boy, and Connor Kent sat in a dimly lit room, huddled together like evil masterminds.

"We must get revenge," Wally whispered, slamming his fist on the table. "Naruto ruined all our weddings with his nonsense. It's time we strike back."

Beast Boy nodded. "Yeah! Dude turned my wedding into a literal circus—there were monkeys riding elephants!"

Connor cracked his knuckles. "My wedding with M'gann got derailed by an explosion, and guess what? Naruto caused it!"

Wally smirked. "So we all agree—Naruto and Kara's wedding will be a disaster."

The three looked at each other, their evil plan forming.

Then Beast Boy raised a hand. "Wait, but Kushina is there."

All three shivered in fear as they remembered Naruto's scary mother.

"…We'll just have to be sneaky," Wally whispered.

It was finally Naruto and Kara's big day.

Everything looked perfect. The flowers were fresh, the guests were happy, and Naruto had no idea what was coming.

The ceremony began with the priest walking up to the altar.

But what no one knew was that the real priest was locked in the bathroom.

The man standing before them was actually… Beast Boy in disguise.

"Dearly beloved," Beast Boy said, doing his best 'wise old priest' voice. "We are gathered here today to unite Naruto and Kara in holy—"

Suddenly, his watch beeped.

"Oh shoot, my pizza's here. Be right back."

He dropped the disguise and ran off, leaving everyone speechless.

Kushina immediately stood up. "WHAT—"

Naruto blinked. "Did I just get scammed?"

Kara groaned. "Why are we like this?"

Wally and Connor, hiding behind a tree, were laughing so hard they almost passed out.

After the disaster priest incident, they finally found a replacement and got married.

Now it was time for the wedding cake.

It was a glorious masterpiece, five tiers tall, decorated in gold and blue, and absolutely perfect.

Naruto took Kara's hand. "Alright, babe, let's cut this beauti—"

WHOOSH.

The cake vanished.

Naruto froze. Kara froze.

Everyone froze.

Then… Wally reappeared on the other side of the farm, face covered in cake.

"Yo," he said with his mouth full. "This is pretty good."

"…You little—"

Before Kara could break the sound barrier and murder Wally, Beast Boy turned into a T-Rex and stomped through the wedding tables.

"THE DINOSAUR WANTS CAKE TOO!" he roared.

Complete chaos broke out.

✔ Superman tried to stop Wally but slipped on frosting.

✔ Batman just stood there, staring in silent judgment.

✔ Kushina started chasing Beast Boy with a frying pan.

✔ Bruce lost another bet to Pamela and had to wear a 'Naruto's Best Man' sash.

Naruto facepalmed. "I swear to ramen, I'm going to kill them."

After the cake incident, Naruto thought, "Okay, at least nothing worse can happen."

Oh, how wrong he was.

As he and Kara prepared for their first dance, Connor casually walked up to him.

"Hey, Naruto, I have a gift for you."

"…Oh?"

PUNCH.

Connor punched Naruto so hard, he flew into the sky.

Everyone gasped.

Kara stared in horror. "CONNOR, WHAT THE HELL?!"

Connor crossed his arms. "That was for my wedding."

From the distance, they heard Naruto's voice.

"YOU GUYS ARE DEAD TO MEEEEEEE—"

✔ Naruto landed in the next state.

✔ Kara had to fly out and bring him back.

✔ Kushina beat Wally, Beast Boy, and Connor with a wooden spoon.

✔ The wedding ended with more chaos than romance.

✔ Wally, Beast Boy, and Connor declared victory.

✔ Naruto swore revenge.

As the sun set, Kara sighed and rubbed her temples.

"This was a disaster."

Naruto groaned, covered in dirt. "Yup."

Then they looked at each other… and laughed.

Because really, what else could they do?

Naruto sat in his room, cracking his knuckles like a war general planning a battle. Across from him, Raven hovered mid-air, flipping through a book on dark revenge spells.

"This time… we strike first." Naruto declared, eyes burning with determination.

Raven smirked. "Let them try anything. I'll send them to another dimension."

The room was covered in blueprints and diagrams labeled 'OPERATION: WEDDING PAYBACK.'

✔ Step 1: Trick Wally into running straight into a speedster-proof wall.

✔ Step 2: Make Beast Boy regret ever shapeshifting.

✔ Step 3: Make Connor experience true pain.

✔ Step 4: Ensure absolute victory.

Naruto and Raven fist-bumped.

"It's war."

The wedding was beautiful, taking place in a dark gothic cathedral in a setting that Raven loved.

Wally, Connor, and Beast Boy sat in the back, whispering like three criminals plotting a heist.

"You got the stink bomb?" Wally whispered.

"Yup," Beast Boy nodded. "And Connor's got the—"

Before he could finish, a mysterious letter floated down into Wally's lap.

'Dear Wally, free cake behind the cathedral. First come, first serve.'

Wally disappeared in an instant.

The second he zoomed behind the cathedral, he crashed into an invisible wall.

BAM.

Wally crumpled to the ground like a squashed bug, nose flattened against the barrier.

Naruto appeared behind him, grinning.

"Speedster-proof seals, baby."

Wally groaned in pain. "I hate you."

Inside the cathedral, Beast Boy was about to release his stink bomb prank.

Before he could, Raven's voice echoed inside his head.

"Garfield, I know what you're about to do."

Beast Boy froze.

"Turn into a mouse."

"…What?"

Suddenly, his body shrank against his will.

He had turned into a mouse.

Raven, standing nearby, slowly summoned a giant demonic cat.

Beast Boy screamed in tiny mouse squeaks.

"OH NOOOO!"

The cat pounced.

Connor Kent, knowing something was off, decided to stay put and avoid any pranks.

Unfortunately, Naruto had anticipated this.

Just as Connor was about to sip his drink, he noticed something… odd.

Kushina was standing next to him, smiling too much.

"Connor, dear," she said sweetly, "have you eaten yet?"

"…No?"

The instant he answered, she shoved a plate of Uzumaki-style spicy ramen into his hands.

"Eat."

Connor stared. "Uh—"

Kushina activated Mom Powers™.

"EAT."

He took one bite.

BOOM.

His entire face exploded in flames. His soul left his body.

As he choked on the unimmortally heat, Naruto whispered in his ear.

"This… is for punching me at my wedding."

Connor collapsed.

By the time the wedding ceremony ended:

✔ Wally was stuck in a speedster-proof box.

✔ Beast Boy was hiding in a tiny hole, terrified of the demonic cat.

✔ Connor was crying tears of spice, begging for mercy.

Naruto and Raven stood triumphant.

As Naruto kissed Raven at the altar, he sent one final smug look at the losers.

Revenge was sweet.

✔ Wally swore revenge again.

✔ Beast Boy refused to eat cheese for a week.

✔ Connor drank 10 gallons of milk to recover.

✔ Kushina was so proud of her son.

As Naruto and Raven left for their honeymoon, Wally, Connor, and Beast Boy gritted their teeth.

"This isn't over," Wally muttered.

"We'll get him at the next wedding," Connor promised.

Beast Boy shivered. "But… what if he knows again?"

The three looked at each other.

Then they shuddered in pure fear.

It was finally time for Naruto and Shay Veritas' wedding.

After three weddings filled with pranks, sabotage, and counterattacks, both Naruto's side and Wally's side had one thought in mind:

💥 "We are NOT losing this time!" 💥

✔ Wally, Beast Boy, Connor, and Cyborg had teamed up, forming the Ultimate Prank Alliance.

✔ Naruto, Raven, Kara, Pamela, and Shay had fortified their defenses, forming the Anti-Prank Task Force.

Everyone knew what was coming. This wasn't just a wedding anymore.

This was WAR.

The ceremony started beautifully in an open-air floating cathedral above Metropolis. White doves soared, soft music played, and nobody trusted anyone.

As Naruto and Shay stood at the altar, everyone prepared for battle.

Wally's Plan:Speed in at the right moment and switch Naruto's vows with an embarrassing love letter from when Wallywas 13.Drop an instant costume transformation bombto make Naruto wear a pink ballerina dress.Naruto's Counter:Replace the altar floorwith a sealed trap that would launch Wally into a parallel pocket dimension for 10 minutes.Use clones disguised as gueststo bait Beast Boy and Connor into their own traps.

Both sides executed their plans at the same time.

BOOM.

💥 Naruto dodged Wally's attack.

💥 Wally ran straight into Naruto's space trap.

"Wait—NOOOOO—" ZIP!

Wally disappeared into the Phantom Zone.

Meanwhile, Beast Boy had shapeshifted into a mouse again to sneak into Naruto's seat and swap the vows.

Bad move.

Raven summoned the same demonic cat from before.

CHOMP.

"AHHHHHH, NOT AGAINNN!" Beast Boy screamed as he ran for his life.

With Wally out of the game and Beast Boy in panic mode, Cyborg activated the ultimate wedding sabotage plan.

His secret weapon:

A speaker systemhidden inside the altar that would play Naruto's most embarrassing singing voice clips from the shower.A trap hidden inside Naruto's tuxthat would transform his outfit into a clown costume when Shay kissed him.

Cyborg pressed the button with an evil grin.

🎤 "OHHHH BABY YOU'RE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINEEE—" 🎤

Naruto blinked in confusion.

Shay blinked.

Raven, Kara, and Pamela all turned their heads to Cyborg.

"…Whoops," he muttered.

💥 Suddenly, Naruto's tux transformed… but instead of a clown costume, it became…

👘 A sparkling magical girl dress. 👘

The entire cathedral exploded in laughter.

Connor fell to the ground wheezing. "OH MY immortal."

Naruto just sighed and snapped his fingers.

💥 Cyborg's entire body locked up as Naruto hacked his systems. 💥

"H-Hey! My body isn't moving! My—"

💥 BOOM!

Cyborg was launched into the air like a Team Rocket villain.

"I REGREEEETTT NOOOTHINNNGGG—!"

With Wally, Beast Boy, and Cyborg taken down, Connor was the last one standing.

He narrowed his eyes. This was personal.

He had suffered through the Uzumaki spicy ramen experience. He had been tricked too many times.

It was time for his revenge.

As Naruto and Shay held hands at the altar, Connor activated his last trick.

💥 A hidden sprinkler system above them suddenly burst open… 💥

…But instead of water, it rained neon pink glitter and wedding-grade super glue.

Naruto's hair and suit were now completely covered in pink glitter.

And worse… his hands were STUCK to Shay's hands.

"…Oh," Naruto muttered, looking down.

Shay tilted her head. "…Guess we're really inseparable now."

The entire wedding erupted into chaos.

✔ Wally escaped the Phantom Zone, but not before running into Zod.

✔ Beast Boy needed therapy after the second demonic cat attack.

✔ Cyborg was finally retrieved… stuck in a tree.

✔ Connor got away, but Naruto swore revenge.

✔ Naruto and Shay spent their honeymoon still stuck together.

As Naruto kissed Shay at the altar, he whispered,

"I will have my vengeance."

Shay just laughed.

And thus, the Great Wedding War came to an end.