Flavio Freccia and Zelig Werwolf, the perverted duo!

There she was, an attractive young woman with long black hair up to her hips and violet eyes. She was Ichikawa Maki, Egun's girlfriend.

"Maki-chan!" Egun returned the greeting to Maki.

He approached her, and the two walked to school together. As they walked, they both talked about the holidays.

"How was your vacation, Egun?"

"I haven't seen Mitsuki in a long time, and I've enjoyed her company these days."

At Egun's reply, Maki pouted.

"You seem to get along very well with Mitsuki-san."

"Of course, she is my younger sister, how could I not get along with her?"

"She is your younger sister in name, but you are not related by blood. I'm sure you have feelings for her, at least sexually. I'm sure you fantasize about your younger sister's body while you forget about me."

Tears were forming in Maki's eyes, she didn't look Egun in the eyes, and she was looking at the ground. Her shoulders were shaking. She looked like a young wife who had been wronged.

Egun looked at her and sighed, what was this idiot thinking? He caressed her head and whispered: "But what nonsense are you saying? No one has a better body than my Maki."

Maki's face blushed slowly, up to the tip of his ears. She then raised her head and pulled out her tongue toward Egun.

"I was joking, backa." She then lowered her voice and murmured, "Though your compliment wasn't bad, either."

Egun looked at her in exasperation. This girl... she only knew how to create problems.

"Do you want to come to my apartment this afternoon? I'm going to make some pizzas for dinner."

"Pizzas! Of course, I'm going! I'm going to be there at 8 pm!"

While they were talking, a pair of arms grabbed Egun by the shoulders and dragged him away. They were Flavio Freccia and Zelig Werwolf, Egun's best friends.

Egun looked at Maki as his two friends dragged him. She just smiled and made a gesture that said: "see you later".

"Bastard... you still haven't told us how you associated with such a beautiful girl as Ichikawa-san" Zelig looked at Egun with resentment.

"Hehe, we are just friends. We met by chance, what do you want me to do?"

"Tch, nobody believes that..."

Zelig didn't believe Egun. It was natural that he didn't, Maki and Egun spent much time together, and there were rumors that they had been seen together in dates.

"Stop it, Zelig. I believe Egun, why would he lie to us? We are brothers, remember?" Flavio intervened.

Egun looked at Flavius with gratitude and inwardly apologized to him. "I'm sorry, Flavio, but I'm really dating Maki."

Zelig and Flavio were Egun's two best friends. Both were European, and their parents had sent them to study at Golden Dawn Academy.

Zelig had long dark hair and was a little taller than Egun, his eyes were black, and he was quite muscular. At first glance, he looks like an experienced sportsman, but he was nothing more than a pervert who liked to stalk beautiful women. As far as Egun knew, he was a great sportsman in middle school, but now he was the assistant of the women's volleyball club. He wanted to see the girls of the club while they were exercising, so he was known as "The Strongest Perverted Assistant".

The kind of glasses that was trying to calm Zelig was Flavius. He is shorter than Egun by a hand, barely 1.7m high, his hair was blond, and his eyes green. Like Zelig, he was a great sportsman in middle school, but unlike Zelig, he still was now. Currently, he belonged to the archery club and was the president of it. It was said that his accuracy was so high that he could hit a target moving in a random direction. His nickname was "the one with the magic glasses" because it was said that his glasses were the ones that gave him this terrifying precision.

With this in mind, Flavio should be a fairly popular person at the Academy, but in reality, he wasn't. He was handsome, blond and green-eyed, although he wasn't tall yet he was on average in Japan, he was a sportsman and a very good at it. Why wasn't he popular?

He wasn't popular for the same glasses that were credited for his precision. Those magic glasses were the enemy of all the women of the Academy, as they were said to have the ability to obtain the numerical value of measurements of the girls. For this reason, he had earned another nickname: "Genius calculator of measures".

Don't be fooled by the calm facade that Flavio had shown in front of Egun. Although he said no, Flavio was envious inside. Who didn't want to be as close to a beauty as Maki-chan?

These were Egun's two friends, two perverts. Egun sighed, being surrounded by these two idiots made him feel like a loser. At least they were good and trustworthy people.

Egun arrived in the classroom accompanied by Flavio and Zelig and sat in his chair.

"Hey, Egun. How was the porn video I lent you? It was good stuff, wasn't it," Zelig whispered.

Black lines appeared on Egun's forehead, that porn video Zelig was talking about had caused him problems with Maki. She had found the video that Egun had hidden under the bed. Apparently, she was "looking for porn" and just happened to have found it. Poor Egun, he hadn't even had a chance to see the video before his girlfriend had confiscated it.

"Hey, guys, I got some good stuff." Flavio took out some magazines that were not recommended for underage children and put them on Egun's table without hesitation. Egun recognized them at the moment, it was the last delivery of "Corrupt Hentai".

"Corrupt Hentai" was a set of doujinshi H* compiled in a weekly issue. In each week, there was a contest on a female character of anime or manga in which then the five best were published in the next issue of the magazine.

This week's character was none other than Busujima Saeko, one of the main characters in Highschool of the Dead. The three of them began to analyze the hentai in detail, and they were already in the top one when Flavio jumped out of his chair and shouted: "Blasphemy, blasphemy!"

"What happened?" Egun asked.

"Number one is a real blasphemy. How could they even have considered this to enter the top 5? Egun, give me some cold water because my eyes are burning".

"What about this one? I see it's pretty good." Zelig didn't understand what Flavio found out of place.

Egun put one hand on Zelig's shoulder and said, "Don't scratch yourself; it's Flavius-sama we're talking about." It was not the first time that Flavio acted in this way, but it was the first time that he did it before a job that came out inside the "Corrupt Hentai".

"Busujima Saeko, her three measures are 83-56-86. But this work has done it wrong, look at this bust, that is not a bust of 83, but 84. And look at this waist, it is a waist of 54. This work is wrong. It is complete blasphemy." Flavio took a deep breath and shouted, "I can't masturbate with such a job!"

"Kyaaa!" A girl on the other side of the class who heard Flavio's scream replied with another scream.

Well, that would be a normal reaction, as something like this was happening in the morning.

"They're sick."

"Die, you filthy beasts!"

After the scream, there were negative comments from other girls. Meanwhile, Egun was praying inside: "Please, god, don't let Maki find out, don't let Maki find out."

"Silence! This is our entertainment! Girls and boys shouldn't see and stay away! Or else an arrow may tear your clothes in certain specific places!"

Yes, this was Flavio. The archery club was one of the most successful in the last two years, but there was an interesting curiosity, the club lacked girls. The reason for this was nothing more and nothing less than the speeches of sexual harassment that Flavio usually gives.

Flavio and Zelig, the two biggest perverts in the Academy, and as always with them, Egun was dragged into the group of perverts.

"What's the matter with you? There's a treasure in front of you, and your expression is boring."

"What's wrong with you? You're definitely weird."

Egun sighed and looked at his two friends.

"You know, I also want to get excited about all this. But you two bastards, you won't let me breathe!"

Both breathed a sigh of relief as they listened to Egun.

"As I said, it is impossible that you, the type which is the manifestation of all sexual desires, cannot enjoy these treasures."

Black lines reappeared on Egun's forehead.

"Who is the manifestation of all sexual desires? I have had a girlfriend for six months, and we barely kiss each other. How can I be the manifestation of all sexual desires if I am still a virgin?"

Even though Egun wanted to shout all that, he couldn't do it. First of all, who would believe that he was dating Ichikawa Maki?