reincarnated

JAPAN ...the place where anime was founded,and the place where it all began.

1989 may 10, inside in a big a** castle, there sits a middle age man bored out of his mind, he is know as one of the richest man on the whole world and has done everything that the world can offer eating bugs, mountain climbing, BMX, riding dogs, watching p*rn YOU name it... yes you already know who he is , he one of the most famous person in the world EVEN KINDERGARTENS KNOW HIS NAME-----YES HIS NAME WAS BILL GATES THE CREATOR OF MICROSOFT. But he was still naive to think that cause those stuff he did was only know in his country.

One day while riding while riding on his pet dog Mister Peabody on the side walk under the gaze of everybody´s eyes with a look of disgust, sickening, loathsome in them but they didn´t dare criticize the one and only BILL GATES WHO REVOLUTIONIZE THE WHOLE WORLD.Bill gates didn´t care for what they think because has everything he needs but Mister Peabody on the other hand is breathing so hard it looks like it ran a marathon while sticking out his tongue with saliva dripping off of it and the edge of its mouth .

Peabody: wooo.....haa...woo...haa..haa ..haa AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

*whoose* *smack*

bill: stfu mutt

¨mom look he´s hitting the dog¨ a kid said while pointing at bill

she said ¨sshhhhh baby, don´t look¨ with a fearful look in her eyes hoping that he didn´t hear what her child said

but bill kept riding on acting as if nothing happened.

bill: hhhgguuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa

a yawn of boredom escaped from my mouth to the world as if to tell them what i´m experiencing. ahhh what did i do to deserve this?

later in a accident where his dog almost ran over a otaku and killed him, bill gave him $1000 as a apology. after that they became friends and the otaku showed him the world of anime. at first he was

pretty unsure how a kids cartoon ganna entertain him but after one episode of attack on titan he was

like ¨H*LY SH*T WHERE HAS BEEN ALL MY LIFE¨ he hasn´t had his heart racing in a long time after the time where he was in a life and death situation when he let a tape worm go up the opening between his 2 butt cheeks.

5 years later *sigh* ¨i finally conquered the anime world huh¨ I said while laying down on my bed, after 5 years of being a neet i finally finished all the popular anime. *grumble~grumble~* Im hungry, im going to eat. As i got off my bed i randomly stepped on a nail ¨ouch¨ I howl in pain and a second later I lost my balance and crashed into the cp which had the the anime overlord in it, the screen broke and electrified my brain. ¨ahhh... f**k.. i..m ..still hungry¨ were my last words as i passed out.

I don´t know long its been but it really dark in here but strangely comfortable like someone is gently hugging me, maybe thats why I don´t feel alot of negative emotions in here. After spending a long time in here i suddenly feel pressure building around me, and my mind is starting to panic ´OH S**T WATS HAPPENING´.

and suddenly a bright light engulfs me and I hear the wails of a baby soon i realized im the one whos crying and also realized... (Eh?..i reincarnated?).