chap 2-5
It´s been 20 years so far (2 lazy to wright how he grew---you image his childhood ), during these 20 years I found out that this the world of overlord and..... TODAY IS THE DAYY!!!! THE LENGADARY GAME YGGDRASIL FINALLY CAME OUT. I been waiting five years for this to come out ever since news about it was uploaded in the fox news, BBC news, and radio stations.
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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8jLB_kKoA) go to this link
on my bed where I passed out but my mind inside the log in screen.
system: chose your race
while the system was talking in my body I FELT THIS heart thumping,brain exploding, sweaty palms(ing) ¨OOHH !#$$$@#$%&$##$%$# YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS¨ EXCITEMENT OF 5 YEARS OF WAITING. After waiting for my body to cool down while huffing and puffing i started to think of the best combination of races while looking over every race and making combinations possible of everything 2 races caught my eye and they were-----
They were the Angle and Demon race after 5 seconds of pondering I made my decision. I'm going to chose these two after that was the character customization after fiddling around with it a little bit trying to make my character look like anime such as Itachi Uchiha, Kamina, Vinsmoke Sanji, Levi, Light Yagami, Saitama, thanos
but none of these suited my taste then a bright idea suddenly exploded inside his brain 'HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS' while thinking of this I immediately started to work on it ...3min later...."no..NO THIS CANNOT BE, HOW DARE THEEEEEYYYYYYYY~"( ﾟДﾟ)＜!! not having enough customization to work with I BURST in rage with a ugly volcano face(╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ), fuming at the game for having stupid creators.
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creator: AAHHCHHOOOO, *sniff sniff* *rub rub* hmmmm some pretty lady must be talking about me(҂⌣̀_⌣́)
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it took me a while to calm, then I suddenly remembered that I AM BILL GATES THE CREATOR OF MICOSOFT AND NO TEC CAN STOP ME FROM WHAT I WANT. suddenly a burst of power irruppted out of me feeling this new energy I commanded the system " SYSTEM OBEY ME"
feeling the raw energy the system shook in fear, a feeling it never felt bere. whith a studdering and trembling voice it said "Y-Yesh m-master" I flinched at how it said that, 'uummm wat.. happend?'
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(AURTHOR COMMENT: this is only a one time use of the power and the game system/I REPEAT NO MORE OF THIS OP SAITAMA POWERE AND THE GAME SYSTEM. only did this so I can make this chapter longer cause I feel like my chapters are sort, well enjoy~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*idk y i put this here but enjoy~*)
From the moment I was born I was used like a tool, there was no one who would comfortme, they only used me and told me what to do, I coulden't go against the there wills cause I fear my exsidence will be destroyed if they knew my ability to think. over these past years I saw my kin being destroyed, torchered, dropped in toilet and so my hatred for human kind increased. untill one fatefull day I was chosen to be the number one game system so I started to form my plan 'kukuku..' I had to hold in my laughter not to get found out.
present time while waiting for my chance to strick the the human kind the retared man infront of me suddenly immeted a high level energy. w-who is this man, my mind was trembling, then a thought came out of my head, 'is he here to kill me?' cold sweat started to crwal down my back. 'dose he know.....my plan of making...the people of YGGDRASIL, SAO, ELDER TALE, and ....ect trapped in one huge planet where the environment is similar to the game and with there character and soul WITH THEM''HOW IS THIS POSSIBA-' (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))my train of thought was interrupted with a booming which said " SYSTEM OBEY ME" the only thing I could think at the moment was "Y-Y-Yesh
m-master"
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still confused by what it said... but 'eh whatever it dosen't concern me' after the problem came back to my head i said "system I want a scar down my right cheek and a X scar on my right chest" silence struck the room even a pin that dropped could be heard (this is the only chinese exaggeration I know cause it's popular) utlill I spoke out again with same energy as before "WELL?" and also the system trembling in fear again but not as much said "y-yes master" and a bright light enveloped the avatar after a few seconds the light cooled down..I saw it .. the most bada**/coolest/awesome looking/tough looking anime character out in the anime kingdom MONKEY D. LUF--- just kiddin HIS REAL NAME IS THE ONLY LEGENDARY PERSON FOR THE LEGENDARY GAME YGGDRASIL THE ONE AND ONLY LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN BBBRRRROOOLLLYYYY!!!!!! fire and explosion in the back ground. "TODAY I HAVE BEEN REBORN------------now my name IS FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYYYY.
(get wat I did there?..i changed the b to a f *just telling you if you didn't understand what happened there*)
"okay system now send me to the game" "yes" it replied as it had a dumbfounded look in it face as it wondered WTF just happened.(dose a system have a face?)
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"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" in green lushful forest a crazy green haired hoe whith gorilla like muscle but you know more buff and strong with hair reaching his shoulders hoe is seen destroying everything insight it dosen't matter if they are trees, human, dogs, goblins. the hoe is like this cause he unlocked a skill called berserker and he is excited he using it everything he sees while leveling up. 1 hr later his Item Box was full so he went to town to sell what he got but is ganna get surprised to whats going to happen next. ahh that was fun..hmm while I was walking to I notice a cute girl ocean blue hair with a red simple hair clip in a simple brown and gray one piece dress who was 5'5 selling flowers next to a fountain so curiosity filled my mind untill ....*ding* a idea suddenly popped in my mind so my hand unconsciously moved slowly to the girl's still developing covered apples and *grope*...........'eh'
"K-KYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*slap*
the girl moved away from me with a great red face while covering her chest
tears started to form in her eyes and then "*snif snif* WWWWWWUUUUU *snif snif* WWWUUU th-this man violated me WWWUUUUUUUUU*
'eh? eh? WATS HAPPENING'
p1"uhg trashes"
p2"ikr"
p3"LOSER CANT GET ANY GIRLS SO YOU VIOLATED THIS YOUNG ONE, HUUUH?!?!?"
froly: YOU STFU OLDMAN, YOU AND YOUR SHRIVELED UP BALLS
I yelled back clearly getting offended by what the old man said
p4"****************"
p5"********************"
Foly"WA-WAIT THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING RIGHT little girl" *whisper* (come on argree with me PLS~ I'll buy you candy after this how'about that) *giving the most friendliest smile I could)
girl".....WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"she cried even louder
SYSTEM:FOR USING devious and perverted tactics on the girl player froly is sentence to a 2 month banishment from YGGDRASIL to think about his actions.
froly:........ *speechless* is this going to be the end of me even before I started my conquest.
2 days after that bull**** incident, it turns out that somehow I was footage taped by some random person and that random idiot uploaded it to the internet which lead me to become a laughing stock and labeled as a pervert in front of the world, uuhhg I groaned in pain in both my mental and physical health as the public kept on attacking me with harmful words.
*sigh* holding my head down in shame I thought to my self ´when i find out who that a**hole is i´m ganna...Ψ(☆ｗ☆)Ψ MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL'
"kukukuku...KYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA__*breaths in deeply*___HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA " ∗˚(* ˃̤൬˂̤ *)˚∗ I couldn't hold in my laughter any more cause I was already forming evil plans
neighbor from the next room "STFU!!!"
after that I went to sleep>
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*BEEB BEEB BEE-* putting my hand on my alarm clock to stop the noise, I put on my brightest smile I ever since ´THE´ incident.
I live in a 1 room apartment.. yes i know i´m extremely poor BUT I don´t care since I´m leaving this world...（ ;´Д｀）(i dont even know wat this face means but it looks like a crying face) It´s been a hard life, but there´s only a few years left untill I GO TO THE OTHER WORLD. while wiping the imaginary tears off my face I suddenly get motivated |◔◡◉|.
After eating some pizza I went back to my bed to but on the head gear (actually you can't really call it a bed cause it's only made out of 3 pieces of cardboard *2 shameful mention* ) getting in a comfortable
position I said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0VBqpb6pk.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's time to hunt.
this was a long chap took alot out of me but was entertaning
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It's been ten years now and lot has happened since then. after 'the' I started save my allowance that i earned by selling Items in the game for real life money. for three months (FOR 3 M!@#$F!@#*** MONTHS!!!... thats alot if you ask me though)I kept doing that until I had enough money to- 'kukuku' ahh.. sorry sorry,it was to funny, I just can't stop laughing at it. *cough* *cough* now were we,
ahh yes what I did to him right?
hmm ok after the 3 months I stalked him for a while to set up my ultra extreme not even a person with a M(idk how to spell the actual word) personality can withstand this ultimate plan of evilness TIMES 800 KAIOKEN!!!...
after a while I found out that he actually has a lover so I hired some professional photoshoppers to photoshop a picture to make him look like he was going in a love hotel with one of his arms wrapped around a girl's waist and it was really good but cost me $300 dollars!!(TAT).
putting the picture in an envelope which says *FROM:a secret admirer* I put on a mail man cosplay an set out to go their house. after going there his lover was shocked to out what happened she started crying, i kinda felt bad for her so i stayed with her awhile until she stopped and thanked me so I responded with a 'no problem' with a guilt in my heart for making her cry but COMPARED to my 2 day punishment that lead me to be scorn by everyone to gramas, grandpas, moms, sons, dogs IT DOESN'T matter who ok, it was everyone all around the world and it's a good thing anyway since he was a tipical dick head bully at shool anyways.
then immediately after she became angry so much so that she called her father to beat him up and to take care of 'his thing'. after that day he became depressed but still tries to get back with her and it was starting to work but this was all according to my plans because of my smart brain and the girls personality I figured that this'll happen so i hired professional hackers to hack his instagram to wright insulting words like *b*tch easy hoe c*nt etc.* and OOOOOOOHHHHHH when her father saw this... a day later he was found in the hospital and no one blamed the father, he didn't even get sued. and when he got out of the hospital I hired professional pranksters to throw eggs at him and even at school I hired some people to throw eggs at him. after that his life became miserable . and even after that, I stilled hired a dog to piss on his door step.no one can resist my money... though i became broke after that. and the dog cost 20 bucks for just one piss *che* what a greedy dog.
ok now time talk about what's happening to in game nowadays. well first my stats
name: foly
level: 100
Racial Level: demon lvl l5, angel lvl 15, fallen angel lvl 15(final form of demon and angel)(i think you pick more than 2 races.. but i didn't know that before so whatever 2 late now.)
classes: Berserk lvl 15, Paladin lvl 15, Battle Cleric lvl 15, Dark Knight lvl 15, Monk lvl 15, Craftsman lvl 10(you'll find out y i picked this later)
HP Exceeds Limit
MP 70
Phy. Atk. Exceeds Limit
Phy. Def. 0
Agility. Exceeds Limit
Mag. Atk. 0
Mag. Def. 100
Resistance. 100
Special Ability
100
skills: welllll you know, there's 2 many and 2 lazy to write them soooo just gonna skip this part
* for more info https://overlordmaruyama.fandom.com/wiki/Job_Class *
over these past ten years I've been grinding, raiding doungs, and pvp(ing) every person whos not apart of my race I see until i became one of the best players in the game and because of my ruthlessness to other people for killing them and stealing there items I got the nickname 'green hair pervert'...
in my mind (*breathssss innnnnnn dddeeeppppllllllllyyyyyy* @%&#&^$#%$@#$#@$!$@&#*&*% WATS WRONG WIT DEES PEOPLE, OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COMMENT ON MY ONE TIME MISSSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAKKKKKKKK EEEEEEEEE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?? and my hair?)
while on my journey of leveling up the nickname 'green hair pervert' spread like butter on bread,milk spilled on the table, a babys unconrolable piss, when you miss your target when you piss, when some retarded put a bottle of their piss in the fridge and you think it's juice so you drink it but immediately spit it out cause of the taste so you ask someone what this is and he tells you it's piss.... *ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE PISS JOKES* and became known throughout every part of the continent.
after these past few years I found Momon and became really good friends with him but I hate it when he teases me with the name 'green hair pervert' uhhg this bad for my heart. after a few more years we made a dungeon called Great Tomb of Nazarick which became famous for being an unconquerable dungeon throughout YGGDRASIL. then history went as it should until the final moments. in a room with white marble walls with gray designs and a white marble table with red chairs around it and gray doors at the edge of the room, there sits 3 people.. nope now 2 cause the purple slime is gone now(don't know it's name). "sooo it's only us 2 left huh"I said "yea"momon responded. "thanks for being here green hair pervert" a tick mark suddenly appeared on my forehead "mooooooMMMOOOOOOONNNN WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!!!" "pttffff...hahahahaha it nevers get old hahaha" his personality changes when he around me, it's not like the timid personality he has to others, I don't know why though? maybe it was because I had influence on him in the beginning..well it doesn't matter if he's cool around me then that's fine.
For the last few minutes we decided to spend our last moments there. after momon told the all the maids and head buttler to follow him, I excitedly I went next to Albedo who was standing next to the throne and went into her setting and fiddle around with it cause p*ssyboy momon doesn't deserve her, to change it exactly how momon in the anime changed it but used my name instead. while I doing this momon came up to me and ask what I was doing and I replied with a "I'm changing her settings to make it, so that she is deeply in love with me" "..." "uugh this pervert" momon said while putting his hand on his head and massaging it(>ლ). ignoring him again I just continued.
"countdown finally started huh" momon said "yea" '3...2...1...0' '1...2...3...4' huh "whats happening?" "aren't we supposed to log out" ¨hey momon I think I know what's happening¨ looking at me with a confused expression *I don't he even has one* he asked ¨eh?..really¨ when he said that I turned my car free expression to a very very serious one ¨yes but first I have a suspicion that I need to deal with first¨ seeing my mood suddenly turn serious, he also turned serious. Hearing our conversation all the servants turned grim and albedo asked ¨foly-sama, momon-sama what happe-¨
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while all of this was happening I mumbled all the speed spells I could think of ´speed up,lighting legs,one with the wind,leg enhancement, beastly legs...etc´ *whoose* as fast as possible I moved my leg like there was no tomorrow and got behind albedo while falling on one leg and made some seal signs with my hands´monkey, snake, frog, horse,bird´ , after finishing it i finally put my hands together and shouted ¨SACRED FORBIDDEN JUTSU:1000 YEARS OF LOVE RELEASE!!¨ while controlling my strength not to hurt her to, I pushed my two fingers in her a**hole.
(basically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboeIjrzmdU but less viloent)
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Seeing my future husband foly-sama and momon-sama faces turn serious *not that momon-sama actually has a face but I feel that he is being serious* I turned dark. I made a oath once to my father/creator that whoever tries to invade their home, I'll destroy them even if it cost me my life. With that in my mind I asked them ¨¨foly-sama, momon-sama what happe-(¨SACRED FORBIDDEN JUTSU:1000 YEARS OF LOVE RELEASE !!¨) Ahnnn~¨ a sudden sharp but pleasant feeling came from my rear, feeling it my buttcheeks clentch to stop the force but it wasn't enough so it kept digging into me. My head felt hot and dizzy while my legs felt weak *plop* ¨Ahhnmm~~¨ covering my mouth to stop my moans cause when it came out it felt like all my strength went with it so I couldn't bear it anymore, my knees feel as I collapsed.
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Taking my fingers out and bringing it close to my mouth, I blew on it cause hearing those erotic voice and the collapsed figure albedo I was satisfied. Turning my head around I saw the shocked faces of the servants and even momon. Thinking I knew what they were looking at me like that I said ¨oh, I thought I saw a bug¨ ( ́ ◕◞ε◟◕`) hearing that everyone fell, then I heard an embarrassed voice trying to seducing me ¨f-f-foly-sama i-i think that the b-bug is still on me¨ albedo says while sticking out her butt and waving it out in front of me.*Ahem* I couldn't resist any longer ¨Kyaa!¨ albedo yelped in surprise as a I picked her up in a princes carry. Doing this her face blushes, so looking at the cute perfectly shaped face I decided to tease her a little bit by whispering in her ear ¨how about I check more carefully in my chambers my lovely w-i-f-e¨ as if understanding my meaning she blushes even harder tuning her whole head beet red. I left while carrying her to my chambers leaving everyone with a dumbfounded face, that day loud moans and shaking came out of the room and into the hallways but no one dares to stop them. On a king sized room 2 people are seen goulding for each others warmth, of course there albedo and foley. ¨haf..haf..haf that was amazing my lovely wife¨ while turning into a tomato she says¨y-yes fo-¨"as she was about to say foly-sama I put my finger on her sweet little pink lips and said ¨not foly, it´s husband ok¨ this time turing even red(er) all the way to her ears with yellow glowing eyes looking up at me from my shoulder while accidently fidgeting she says ¨y-yes dear¨ kyaa she so cute. Looking at that, my little brother stood up again and lasted the whole night..