Banquet Invitee

[Mrrowww!]

Pandora meowed loudly

[Yeeeaaap]

Kurama yelped back, the two were having a lovers quarrel? Well Kexin nor Vivan would know because they both, are single, sad isn't it? Better off single than taken in my opinion

"Shut up!" A camper yelled, "Excuse me! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!" The crowd yelled back, "HEY'A GUYS'! I'M TRYNA SHUT 'DESE BABIES UP! THEY KEEP MEOWIN' AND YAPPIN'!"

The camper called back, his voice seemed like he grew up in a farmland so the crowd, one by one, gathered by his tent and yelled "AREN'T YOU A FARMER!?! ALWAYS LIVING IN THIS SITUATION!?!"

"YA'LL CRAZY MAN I WORK HARD N' NEAT IS' TIRIN'" MAN'S I BET YA'LL DUNNO WHAT FARMLIFE A'VEN IS!" He yelled back getting out of a tent

He had a bushy beard, checkered red and back shirt, blue jeans, and a cowboy hat "The people suddenly looked at Kexin and her pets and someone even said, "Aww! So cute! The lady is also pretty!"

"Yeah! But I think tha-" Kexin looked offended and yelled to the crowd "I'M SINGLE! I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY FIRST KISS, AND! THIS MAN IS A PUREBRED!" Vivan looked at her like she was crazy

"Xin'er what the hell! These crazy women are going to chase me everywhere now!!!" He said tearing up and pointing at the women eyeing him like he was their first prey

"Oh shut up baby, just go back inside, i'll come too." She sighed and disappeared along with Vivan into, 'The Deep' everyone watching them gasped and tried to warn them,

"That place is extremely dangerous! Theres a Prancing Viper hiding amongst the thorny brambles!" A woman screamed, "You are just wasting your lives, pretty lady, you had a bright future." A man said

"Oh.. but we came in from there.?" To everyone else she looked like a monster, a pretty one, maybe a succubus.. 'Oh well, she seems nice?' They all questioned themselves

"Well.. bye!" Vivan ran into the forest grabbing a hold Kexins hand as he goes, "My name is Kexin! Remember it!" She smiled a succubus smile and everyone, even women, had gotten mushy inside

"Viv!" She hit his head midway through the run "We are going back there! Now.." she said with a smile, but her eyes weren't smiling, a shiver ran down Vivans spine, "O-okay.."

"Good." She said, "Pandora, Kurama! Have you two made love yet?" She said supposedly cheering them on, Kurama turned pink and shook his head, same for Pandora

"Daww.. I want grandchildren! I.want.grandchildren!" She whined, "I can make that happen" a voice came from behind her, it was Shenzhen, Longxian Shenzhen

"W-Wha!?" She turned around and punched him, to hide her embarrassment I think, well not I think i'm the flipping creator! "Owie!" He went 1 foot away from her holding his cheek

"Why'd you hit me!?" He yelled, "Oh well, i'm inviting you to my banquet, for choosing a wife, I want you to be there not to be my wife, but to cheer me on!" He said, with a dashing smile on his face

Kexin blushed a little bit, and she felt it "Is that so... then.. I accept!" She said getting up and patting her hands together like she got germs on her and wanted to get them off

"Yay! I got a new friend!" He said cheerfully "Well, see you soon! It's on Zhune(1) 2nd, ###