Results

Before I jump to the main thing, I want to share with you guys something really dumb that happened few hours ago.

So my aiims' admit card was to be developed, but I was failing again and again to open the page, so I called my friend Debu.(she's chill AF)

She told me she'll do it and within minutes it was done.

My exam was on 25th of May and my center was LCIT. She had the same center so we were really happy. But then came the question, "how will I take my card from her?"

She sent me a screenshot of my card, said she'll get it printed and asked me to collect it when I'm free. I said I'll come and collect it on her birthday, which was on 31st. She was okay with it and our chat ended with that.

Did you people find something really stupid in it?

I didn't. Until my father pointed it out.

When I went downstairs and told my dad about this, he looked at me and said,

"Beta.. your exam is on 25th. What will you do with the admit card on 31st?"

I was like,

"Oh shit! I should call her before she gets it printed! Thanks for telling me dad."

He said,

"No worries. Just make sure you don't leave scissors in your patient's gut, if you ever become a doctor."

Some sick sence of humor my human dad has.(but I love him that way only)

Anyway.. so I called Debu and told her the sudden change of plan and the reason behind it. And we were both laughing like crazies. She was like,

"Aaaaeeee... We are both so stupid.."

And I was like,

"Yes we are. Lol. XD"

Now back to the main topic.

Results..

Do you know what comes before that?

Obviously you know!

Exams!!

I'm the kind of student, who prepares a full proof planner of how to study during exam. Wether that is followed or not, is a question for later. (Please don't ask)

And also. During the exam, the more important question is "what I'll do after the exams are over" rather than "how I'll finish my exams."

But seriously though, why should I worry about, how I'll finish my exam? They'll get over wether I like it or not. Just like they started no matter how much I prayed to God. Bribed him to burn my school down. Some wild thoughts we have. Heh..

Moving on..

So, the day of result declaration let's us see different wonders of this planet. People who cry after getting 90%. And then there are people who are happy just with the passing marks. To be honest, it's more difficult for me to understand the 90% case. Why would anyone cry when they are scoring 90? I mean, dude, two poor students can pass if they split your marks.

What did you say? You want to know how much I get?

Sure! (Like I'm actually gonna tell you. Lol.)

See, I'm a mediocre student. I'm a very mediocre student. Like very, very mediocre. I don't belong to either of the groups mentioned above. My scoring ranges from 70% to 95%. One day I'm as high as the Everest, other days, lower than Pacific bed.

I think it's time for us to get off the topic again?

Okay. In India, to cool water, we use earthen pots. There are two kinds of earthen pots,ghada (with bigger mouth) and surahi (with smaller mouth)

The reason why I'm telling you this is that my mother gets a sore throat whenever she consumes refrigerated water. So during summer, she consumes water from either of the above. We have 3 ghadas and one surahi, so I'm more used to the ghada.

Today my mom asked me to refill the surahi. I did as my mom asked. But just doing the task isn't enough for the Indian mothers. We have to tell her how we did it. Step by step.

I was on my phone when mom decided to run the "fastest fingers first" round. She came and asked,

"Bhanu, did you refill the surahi?"

"Yeah mom."

"Did you threw the water already in it before refilling?"

"Yeah mom."

"And did you put the old water in the plants?"

"Yeah mom."

"I hope you rubbed the surahi from inside before refilling it?"

"Yeah mom."

And that was it.

I was gone.

Those who didn't get it, check the image of the surahi again. There's no way one can clean it from inside using their hand.

As a RESULT, I had to listen to a long lecture, about how my parents survived without cell phones.

I don't think they have a right to boast about it though. They didn't use it because they didn't have it. It's not my mistake that they are primitive.

Anyway. I think that's enough for today. Hope you enjoyed reading this. Again, I'm sorry if I said something wrong.

You can ask me any question you'd like me to answer in the comments below.

See you at the next chapter.

*Extra.

Since you are such a nice audience. Let me tell you something. I didn't refill the surahi.

Hehe.

Ciao.