Relationships

Ahem.

So I'm suddenly realizing the level of mistake I've done by choosing this topic. But now I've promised some readers that I Will write this one, so let's get this over with.

Have you guys ever been in a relationship?

I'm not talking about the on and off kind of relationships, and especially not the secret kind of relationships. Secret relationships are dumb ass. In majority of cases (at least as I've noticed) they are created only so that the guy could cheat on the girl. Or vise versa.

See, I'm not saying that relationships are a bad thing. I always say,

"There's no feeling more beautiful, than finding the person who loves you as much as you love yourself"

Yeah.. I used bold letters to write that. I may not be an idol yet, but if I'm saying something which has a point, (or is making sense) I don't think I have a need to think twice before boasting it.

Now back to the topic.

So all I'm saying is make sure that you are not being used by someone as a pass time activity, alright?

I love my readers. I'd hate it if something like that happens to anyone of you.

Now that I've given all the relationship advice I could, I think it's time to tell you that I've never been in a relationship. Never-d-ever-d-ever-never. Though I've received too many online proposals. But hey, the coach doesn't has to play, right?

(I know it sounded absolutely gross)

I've had some serious, like really serious, as serious as is possible, one sided attractions. And people, no kidding here, the heart break of one sided love is way more painful than an actual breakup. In an actual breakup, at least you know that the person loved you at some point, but one sided love is very different. You just keep wondering if he even notices you, and you cry for losing something that was never your's. 

Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

You see? This the reason I don't talk about this nonsense. I get all pathetic over a useless thing.

I do NOT like talking about this topic! Absolutely hate it!!

Let's talk about something lame, shall we?

So my birthday is on 11 August, and according to that, my sun sign should be Leo ♌.

But. My family pandit (priest) said that my sun sign is saggitarius ♐.

Now, my sister has a habit of checking horoscopes everyday. And I thoroughly enjoy it. First I read saggitarius. If it says I'm lucky, than my sun sign is saggitarius. But if says something bad will happen, then my sun sign is leo.

How many of you have options in their sun signs? Not many, aye?

What else can we talk about?

Oh yes!

I told you people that I'll be taking drop, right? So now the most heated topic of our house is "where to send me for an entire year to study."

My options are-

1. Kota

2. Nagpur

3. Chennai.

4. Orissa

5. Delhi.

Write down in the comments below where you think I should be going. (Don't worry. I won't actually come there. It's just that I want to know your opinion)

You know what people?

Everybody's got an opinion. Even my dad, who hasn't played even Ranjit (junior level cricket) has an opinion for virat, who is Indian cricket team's Captain.  "Are aaraam se khel! Itna koode ga to out ho jaaega!." Which translates to, "play safely! If you'll keep jumping like this, you'll lose your wicket!"

"Yay! My dad saved India a spot in the finals!! Because he advised virat how to play!!" (If only I could ever get an opportunity to say this...)

All in all. Don't listen. Do what you've been training yourself for. Do what you actually want to do. Make sure that when you are old and getting retired, you don't regret your fifty years on this Earth. Yeah?

Geez! Some heavy topic I've chosen for today...

BTW I'm sitting in a mall right now, and there's this really cute guy with cinnamon highlighted hairs...

Should I take a picture?

I'm gonna take a picture.

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Shoot!

The flash was on!!

Good thing he didn't notice. Phew. But the picture isn't clear.. aww Mann.. this passersby problem is too much in India! I agree what I was doing was creepy as hell and wasn't justified, so the aunty, who without any invitation entered my frame just saved that guy from being stalked, but still... Even when people see that there's a family taking pictures of their members, they still cross the frame!!

They would just cross the frame and be like, "I don't give a fuck to whatever you're doing. I pay taxes for strolling here and I have every right to ruin your family pictures."

It's so annoying, I can't even roll my eyes to this.

Ugh! People!

I think that should be fine for today.

If you have a topic you'd like me to cover, do tell. Hope you enjoyed reading. I'm sorry for any inappropriate shit.

You'll be coming to the next chapter right?

Ciao.