Just Chilling(2)

We began to eat. Bingwen eating fast getting grease all over his fur while I ate slowly enjoying the meaty flavor.

"Hey Bingwen you got any lemon jam in that bag of yours."

"Always, I also have me some sliced garlic with me too if you want some."

"No thanks just give me some jam."

He with a rib still in his mouth, pulled out a small glass jar about the size of his palm full of yellow jam with bits of something in it. As soon as he pulled the jar out of his bag I snatched it out of his hand.

"So what'd you mix with the jam this time."

"Cane sugar."

"This prince thanks you for your gift."

I then removed the glass lid from the top of the jar and then attempted to dip a rib in it only for Bingwen to grab my hand before my rib could achieve lemony sweetness.

"Come on Aamin, I know your a weakling but are you also brain dead."

With his other hand he pulled a silver spoon out of his bag.

"We'll come on all I have to eat here are flowers and peaches infused with mana. I'm used to eating with my hands plus you know we don't have of those fancy utensils."

"....Aamin I may not be here everyday but I am here enough for you to know that you shouldn't eat with anything other than a spoon on jam around me."

"I know I know now come on let's eat."

He let go of my hand and gave me a spoon which I used to scoop up some jam and pore it on my ribs. After doing this I grabbed one and bit into the meat of course after spreading the jam around a bit.

One bite, two bites, one mouth full, two mouth full eventually I began to shove the ribs into my mouth unable to fit a whole rib in my mouth I just bite down on as much rib meat as I could Bingwen finishing six ribs before I could eat three with him eating the bone as well.

-5 minutes of rib eating later-

"You sure you want to give the rest of the meat to those stupid elves."

"Well of course in exchange for your people making sure I'm safe I'll gladly give up my presents from my visits though theres really isn't a lot to worry about here."

"Fine but at least tell my why all those Kings and queens give you so much free stuff and this time give me a real explaination."

"I've said this before Aamin it's because I'm the most reliable delivery man plus I don't care about politics and stuffs making me the perfect nuetral party. Oh and the empress is backing me."

"I still can't be enough. The belief that the empress is protecting you shouldn't be enough to get Kings to give you such nice things plus the fact that your an idiot should make it so that your unreliable."

"We'll just say it's a pretty common belief that I'm easy to manipulate."

"Of course it is idiot."

"....I say no more weak idiot."

"Okay how about this if you give me some ribs as a reward I'll train willingly huh that sound like a pretty good deal right."

"All right but if we're doing this then you better not complain."

"I said I'd train willingly not that I wouldn't annoy you till you decided to stop with the training."

"....You know what I'll take what I can get now come on let's train your legs today human style."

"... I'll do it but don't forget the ribs."

"All right now come on oh and your allowed breaks whenever your to tired I'm not a monster like alceaus."

"I'll still annoy you but I guess I'll be less annoying then I was planning now come on let's get this over with."