Leg Day

"Now first let's have you bend your knees a bit, oh and keep your back straight and you arms out."

I have no Idea what this has to do with training my legs but fuck it.

I stayed still and did exactly as he said but after a minute or two it actually became kinda painful.

"How much longer."

"Let's say five more minutes."

-5 minutes of pain later-

"Okay, you can stop now."

"Thank God."

"Shouldn't you be thanking Odin...you know what nevermind, now let's take three laps around the throne room."

"....can I take break please."

".....Two minutes."

"Thank you."

I immediately sat on the ground.

"So what did the humans teach you how they train they're soldier's."

"Of course not, they're not that dumb. I simply made some mercenary friends who happened to take interest in how my people train."

"So the mercenaries taught you?"

"Yes we traded combat techniques and taught each other some basic exersises."

"So were they strong."

"They weren't bad. They could really work on they're magic manipulation though."

"Not even ganna ask."

"Now come on let's get back to training."

-3 laps later-

"All right now bend your knees, keep them bent, and jump."

".....Can I ask for another break."

"No."

"Pretty please."

"Shut up and hop bunny man!"

-30 hops later-

"Okay you can stop now."

I immediately fell on the floor. Covered in sweat I layed on the floor wondering how I'll be tortured next.

"Can I take a break please."

"....one minute."

"Fuck all that's nothing you asshole."

"Fifty seven seconds."

I immediately shut up and entered a state of max lazy for what felt like years.

"All right it's been a minute no lay down back straight and lift your legs up, keep those straight as well."

"How long."

"Ten then we'll stop for now."

"Don't forget about my ribs damn it."

"I know I know now hurry up and do as I said."

-10 minutes of intense pain later-

"All right that's enough."

"Thank God. Now give me my damn ribs."

"All right and you know what I'll give you extra since you didn't annoy me to the point of suicide."

He procceded to pull out a small box out his bag and gives it to me.

"Can I get some jam with that."

"Hey I said I'd give you ribs not jam. Now go ahead and relax we'll do all this again after dinner."

"Wasn't the ribs we ate lunch?"

"I get this place doesn't have many windows but even you should know that the flowers that act as lights around here shine brightest around mid day."

I looked around the room to see a bunch of flowers on the wall glowing brightly illuminating the place.

"I guess they are pretty bright."

"Yup now Aamin I'm going head out and play with the elves for a bit do you want to join?"

"Bingwen why ask if you already know the answer."

"....Fine then should I at least have a soldier call up Jigurd."

"Sure."

"All right well I'll be back by night fall okay. Oh and tell Jigurd that if he doesn't behave while the Queen's not around he'll be eaten by a big hungry cat monster."

"All right all right now go and make sure to tell them that even if the queen isn't around they can't just go and break each other's bones and that there are limits to what the medics can heal."

"Aamin they aren't that stupid... Nevermind I take that back I'll tell them that alceaus left a message for them or something."

"Oh and be careful those dumb fucks will spend every moment coming up with the best way to prank you."

"Yes yes now goodbye Aamin see you at dinner time."

"All right and don't forget to call up Jigurd okay."

"I know now seriously goodbye."

".... Don't forget, dinner time."