Split Up

"Hahaha, it is quite rare that all of us come together at the same time." Lee Kai Wen told his friends as they walked up to the stairs together.

When they entered the classroom, their legs brought them to their usual table, as they sat down their ass felt something warm and soft, unlike anything they felt before.

"These new chair cushions feel good." Tan Han Sheng said as he jumped up and down on his seat.

BAM

With their faces on the ground, they all said in unison. "Knew it, Lim Zhen Cong isn't that nice to give us cushions, but those guys thighs are really soft."

BAM

The cushions that they sat on just now are actually human beings and they are even more muscular than Chong Xi Kang, so they easily disposed of the group.

They finally noticed that the classroom is packed to the brim due to people who never showed up for the whole year came today. Without any empty seats left for them, they all sat down on the floor like beggars.

When Lim Zhen Cong came into the classroom his legs tripped on something, his body crashed onto something hard and warm.

'This is my chance.' Chong Xi Kang told himself as he snatched Lim Zhen Cong's toupee and burnt is on the spot.

"Damn it not again!"

"Why the hell are the five of you sitting here?"

"Is this one of your stupid plan that will fail?"

The five didn't answer Lim Zhen Cong's question, instead, they used their middle finger and pointed at the tables that are filled with students.

"Easy, I can solve this in an instant." Lim Zhen Cong said cockily as he grabbed they five of them by their collar as if they are kittens.

"You two will sit here."

"The two of you will go here."

"Looks like you are going solo if you want to blame someone then blame the author for not making the sixth character."

"Sir, this does not solve the problem!" The five of them shouted together as they objected Lim Zhen Cong's arrangement.

Lim Zhen Cong cracked his knuckles as a threat to them as he coldly told them. "Splitting you, five up might give the readers a fresh experience and me a peace of mind."

'Fuck, don't blame everything on the readers!'

Lee Kai Wen is not sitting alone at the back of the classroom; Chong Xi Kang and John Ng are sitting in the front of the classroom near the window while Tan Han Sheng and Koh Zi Hong are in the middle with a few pretty girls.

"Now do this exercise that I gave you!" Lim Zhen Cong said as he walked around checking his students work when he passed by the window he saw someone familiar.

"Go away; my head is not your nest." Lim Zhen Cong said as he waved his hands at the pigeon that came with him during week fourteen.

No matter how Lim Zhen Cong tried to scare away the pigeon, the pigeon stared at his bald head with its never blinking eyes.

"Pfft, even a pigeon knows that his bald head is perfect for a nest."

"Yea, his head has no bumps and act as a perfect heater during cold nights."

PAK

Lim Zhen Cong gave them both a good strike on the head with his back scratcher and told them. "Do your work."

In the middle of the classroom, Tan Han Sheng is tearing up in happiness as he looked at John Ng who is far away from him. 'Now that John is far away this is my chance!' He thought.

"Hey beautiful, would you like dinner, bath or…"

"ANIME AND GAMES!"

"Those are the things I liked."

PAK

Tan Han Sheng gave Koh Zi Hong who suddenly butts in when he was talking a punch as he told him. "Dumbass, stop screwing up my chances to get a girlfriend!"

The girl who Tan Han Sheng is talking to previously stopped him and hugged Koh Zi Hong who is on the ground and angrily scolded Tan Han Sheng. "What are you doing? He is my type."

When Koh Zi Hong heard this, he slowly opened his eyes and weakly told her. "Sorry, my heart had been given to Hitomi-chan…"

"How touching, he won't cheat on his girlfriend. What a man." The girl said as she continues hugging Koh Zi Hong tighter in her embrace.

BASTARD!

"What should I do?" Lee Kai Wen asked himself as he looked at his friends who are having "fun".

Lim Zhen Cong patted his shoulder and told him. "Go crazy, this is the last day anyway."

LET'S PARTY!!!

Lee Kai Wen shouted as he ran forwards and gave all his friends a punch on the face as Lim Zhen Cong laughed at the back.

After their screwed up party had ended, Lim Zhen Cong stood in front of the classroom. His back is straight as he looked at them seriously.

His serious face slowly turned into a smile as he told his students.

"See you next year!"

End of week 49.