Set 53

The Soldier and the Nun

A terrified soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.

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Financial crisis and banks

If the global crisis continues, by the end of this year there will be only 2 banks that will survive -- the blood bank and the sperm bank.

If in case both these banks will merge then guess what will it be called....

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"The bloody fucking bank"

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Free hold land for sale (Naughty)

A teenage girl is very anxious to offer a small lovely "TRIANGULAR" plot of land for sale centrally situated on the slopes at the level area in "THIALAND" but unobserved by any one till this day.

For the last 20 years plot was tenderly cared and looked after. This plot is "VIRGIN" and extremely fertile and can bear fruits even on the first planting. For the last 4 years the plot is covered with very fine grass which is very better and tender. No chemical are yet used for removing the grass which has covered the whole area deticably.

There is also a small "BOREWELL" hidden in the shrubs and no test is so far carried, but to as certain to the portability of water. Offers are immediately invited from prospective buyers with full and energetic capital who can put immediately.

The buyers should be strong enough to labor hard on the plot and plough in very hard with his "OWN TOOL". Although initially, it will be very hard and difficulty, but once the capital is put in he will not repute and will be delighted to have ventures in into site.

It is guaranteed that there will be fully full co-operation from the owner if the buyer is ready to put straight his capital immediately.

No partnership please. No subletting, neighbors are awaiting for the an opportunity to trespass the plot. So hurry up to be the first to enter into the site!