Happy Couple!
Fred and Jim were having a drink one night when Fred announced he was going to divorce his wife. "Are you serious?" Jim asked. "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know."
"Well," Fred replied, "I'm tired of poking the same hole night after night after night. I guess I want a bit of variety."
"If you want a bit of variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?"
"What, and have a houseful of kids?"
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One More: This month's most frequent submission:
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Q:) What happens when you give a Lawyer Viagra?
A:) He gets taller.
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Tid-Bits
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary blowjob!
Q: What did the right nut say to the left nut?
A: The guy in the middle of us is a dick.
Q. Why do ballerinas wear leotards?
A. So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splits
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. You give him a used tampon and ask what period it is from?
Q. What is the best thing about a blowjob?
A. Ten minutes of peaceful, comforting, relaxing .... silence