A Little Education – 02

"Huh? Sure, why not," Minato said. His eyes remained focused on the piece of paper in front of him. "It would do him good."

"Were you listening to what I just said?" Kushina asked.

"Yes I did. Naruto, girls, lots of baby, okay. No objection here," Minato said and signed the document in front of him.

He placed the document on the pile to his right and took another one from the pile to his left.

He casted a quick glance at his wife before resuming his work with upmost diligent.

He wanted to finish before the day end.

When a fist left an imprint on the document, buckling the table, Minato stopped and paid undivided attention to his wife.

"Calm down, Kushina."

Minato said.

"Don't tell me to calm down! I am calm," Kushina roared. "And you haven't even given him the talk, you know. When are you going to give him the talk?"

"What talk? Oh that," Minato said. "I will when the time is right. I don't think he needed anyway. He will figure it out himself… eventually."

"Are you refusing to talk to your son about sex!?"

"I didn't say that. I just think there are better things for him to do," Minato said.

He didn't really need to chase after any girls. They all came to him, so he found it totally unnecessary.

His son was well-liked in the Academy enough despite having such a low passing grade. There something odd going on with his chakra flow due to the nine-tail beast.

"Like what?"

"Training," Minato replied and blocked the punch from his wife.

He sighed as the paper flew all over the room.

"Okay. Tell you what, Kushina. If you can him thinking about something else other than training, I'm all for it. Just don't come here and unleash your frustration because he doesn't like to waste his time on girls."

The conversation bothered her all the way to the compound.

It was emptied as usual.

Minato was stuck at work until very late while Naruto was doing whatever he was doing in the wood alone. Minato let it slip that her son found girls a waste of time.

That was a huge problem.

What could she do to make him find them interesting?

Depressed, Kushina went to her bedroom and straightened her hair, counting the number of strokes she needed to do so in order to occupy her mind.

When she finished, she looked at her own reflection in the mirror.

She was getting older despite the longevity her clan granted her.

Her son was getting older, and by the time he found girls interesting, they might not find him interesting anymore.

"Damn it! If you won't do it, I will!" Kushina shouted vexingly.

She decided to follow Mikoto's advice on teaching her son about the wonder of girl before he turned queer.

"And when I'm done with that idiot son of ours, I will teach you about who truly need a sex talk. When was the last time your dick actually worked, you baka!? Always come home late and dropped like a log until morning!"

Kushina announced.

Once she is finishing ranting, she headed out the bedroom and entered her son's one. She dropped onto his bed and waited.

The clock ticked very slowly, making her hazy. And by the time it hit 10 at night, the window facing the street pulled up.

"Damn that was tiring," Naruto muttered as he sneaked into his room from the window.

He flinched when he saw his mum sleeping on his bed. "Wait, this is my room, right?"

"Apparently not," the voice in his mind said when he looked around to make sure.

The last time he was drunk and sneaked into the wrong room and dropped on top of his mother without paying attention, it didn't go well.

"A woman in your room, completely defenceless on your bed? I think she is asking to be raped. Do it! Do it!"

Kurama urged.

"Shut up. She's my mum, you goddamn perverted fox," Naruto growled.

Ignoring the fox, he leaned over her and patted her face a few times.

"Hey mum, get up. I need to snooze, and it's weird with you on my bed, you know."

Hearing a familiar voice, Kushina opened her eyes slow and rubbed her head like she had a massive hang over.

What was in that drink Mikoto gave her in the morning? It must have been something very strong and slow reacting.

"Sochi?" Kushina uttered as she sat upright. "Why are you in my room?"

"This is my room! If you want to sleep, go back to your room," Naruto said. "Sorry for the outburst. I'm a bit tired today… I'm going to snooze. Already ate outside. Thanks for the meal anyway."

When Naruto dropped on the bed, Kushina remembered why she was in his room.

She was waiting for him to get home, so she could have a talk before he dozed off like usual.

Today was a different kind of talk, however. "Wait a second. I need to talk to you. It's important!"

Naruto sighed against the bedding. He turned his head sideway.

"If it's that important… what's up? Can't sleep? You were sleeping happily on my bed a minute ago. Maybe we should switch room. I don't mind sleeping in your room… ah, that came out wrong. Anyway, if this is about your birthday coming up next week. I didn't forget. Just didn't care. Hehe… just kidding. I was going to get you something nice because dad probably forgot and dumped it on me again, but it won't be a surprise if you ask about it."

Naruto caught his breath.

"How was your day? Mine was great, but probably not great as yours. Tell me all about it. I'm all ears." He blinked and looked at his mum, who was speechless. "Something is wrong?"

"No…" Kushina uttered.

She didn't realize talking to him about her day have become a routine. Come to think of it. He didn't say anything when she was talking, just like his father. It was likely that he learned the trick from his father. Come in one ear and out the other!

"You're just like your father, you know that, Sochi?"

"Awesome," Naruto called out. He wanted to be like his father, reaching the absolute pinnacle of his ability and being recognized for it. He might become the youngest Hokage yet!

"No, not awesome," Kushina scolded. "If it wasn't for me, you would never be born you know?"

"Umm… thanks for bringing me into the world, mum," Naruto responded. He wasn't sure what else to say to that. It did take two people to make a person after all. "Dad helped too, I think."

Kushina paused for a moment.

"I guess. Do you know any about girls?"