A Little Education – 03

"Eh…?" Naruto was stunned.

His mind raced about for a few seconds, connecting all the dots from the last few days. His dad did say something about girls repeatedly, but he always managed to steer the conversation away from that.

He wasn't interesting in talking about girls with what little amount of time he had with his dad. He rather learned new techniques instead.

"Is this the talk?"

Naruto questioned.

"Yes," Kushina confirmed. "This is the talk, and since your father didn't want to do it, you get to have me instead."

Naruto raised his brow.

It sounded weirdly wrong for a second.

"I don't need the talk. I already know all the stuff by myself. Stick it in and pee, things like that."

Naruto pointed out.

"Stick it in and pee…?" Kushina was shocked. "Where did you learn that exactly?"

"Ummm…" Naruto mumbled. It was too embarrassing to say, especially to his mother. Furthermore, he didn't want his mother to know about the fox talking to him. "I don't know. I heard it in town."

"Well, it's wrong," Kushina said. "You don't just stick it in and pee. If you do that to me, I will castrate you."

"Yikes," Naruto blurted. He decided to just let her talk her heart out like usual. Once she ran out of thing to talk about, she would leave him alone. "Okay, maybe I don't know anything about girls. Can you tell me?"

Kushina took in a deep breath.

She then went through all the steps of reproduction as she could muster without making everything awkward.

By the time the clock hit midnight, she believed she'd got enough information into him.

"Is there anything else you want to know, Sochi?"

Kushina asked.

"Hey, idiot, your mum is asking you a question," Kurama called out. "Stop thinking about that white eyes slut and say something before she thinks you're a retard."

Naruto blinked and exited his happy place.

He hadn't looked paid attention throughout the talk, and he wasn't sure what to ask her, really.

Granted, he wasn't an expert on the matter, but he wasn't an idiot either.

He knew what was going between a man and a woman, but since she brought it up, he might as well make fun of her and shut her up forever.

"Well?"

Naruto pursed his lips and looked between his legs. "It's probably nothing, mum."

Kushina narrowed her eyes. "It's very natural for this to be a little bit awkward ... talking about it like this. But, there isn't anything you can't ask me, you know that right?"

"Yeah…" Naruto muttered. "It's just that… ummm… it's kind of embarrassing."

Seeing the fluster in his eyes, Kushina placed a hand on his legs and patted it. "There is nothing to be embarrassed about, Sochi. It's only me and you here, and I have seen everything there is to see."

Naruto doubted that.

His body had matured greatly, and he could say his length was impressive.

It was pretty huge compared to most guys at his age.

"I'm… I'm not normal," Naruto said. It was totally true. He wasn't in many ways. "Every time I checked, there is something weird. You know, my body, my growth... everything. Actually, I think I don't want to talk about it."

"Sochi," Kushina said sternly. Her eyes strengthened. "If there is something wrong with your health, you must tell me. Is it because of the seal? Show me the seal!"

"No, no. It's not that. This is personal. It's super private," Naruto assured hastily.

He didn't want to let his mother examine the seal in depth. She would figure out that Kurama was not locked down and jailed fairly quickly.

The nine-tailed fox might be sadistic and sarcastic, but it taught him some cool techniques that his father didn't reveal to him yet due to their ranks.

And once he got over the constant mocking jabs, the fox was pretty cool to have around and converse with.

"Now, I'm worry," Kushina said. "What are you hiding? Show me, Sochi."

"Bitch! Stop poking your nose where it doesn't belong," Kurama snorted. "Hey, Naruto. Tell your mother to fuck off or I will fuck her up."

Naruto sighed. He assured the fox that it won't get sealed up again. Having it locked up in a cage, yelling nonsense was far more annoying than having it roaming freely in his mindscape.

"Are you sure you want to see it, mum? It's kind of gross. You might get scare."

Naruto asked.

"Don't be stupid and show me already," Kushina demanded.

"Okay," Naruto said and got off the bed. "Since you ask for it mum. Don't blame if you get freak out," he said and slowly lowered his pant.

The rubber band went over his thigh and slipped over his penis, unleashing it right in front of her.