Naruto didn't expect his mum to stare at his cock without shyness.
Either she seen too many dicks in her life for it to become a normal occurrence or she had seen much bigger. His dad might be bigger than his, which sort of made sense.
"Umm… mum? Are you still there?"
"Yes… Sochi?" Kushina asked and averted her eyes from his cock.
She realized she was staring for longer than necessary. It couldn't be helped. He was impressive big for his age, biggest she had seen by a good margin.
Her son was bigger than his father. That was saying something.
"There's something wrong with it, isn't it?" Naruto asked.
"No. There isn't. It just very sensitive, that's all," Kushina assured. "That's normal for your age."
No, it wasn't. Naruto was sure of that. He was proud of his cock, and she called it normal for his age.
He wanted her to compliment it. Compliment it, damn it!
"It's normal now," Naruto said calmly. "But in the morning, it kind of hurts… really hurts, and it's getting worse and worse, mum."
Kushina realized what he was saying and giggled. "That's because you have a morning wood, Sochi. It's an erection. Your penis becomes larger, thicker and longer when you have dirty thoughts. It is necessary to create a new life. That's all part of your body. It's very normal."
"It's not normal," Naruto snorted on reflex. That word again. He didn't want to be ordinary. He wanted to be extraordinary; every inch of his body and mind. If his mind wasn't, Kurama would have a field day already. At least it would have if it was in his mother's mindscape.
"You know when you see it, mum," Naruto added. He paused for a moment, wondering why he wanted his mum to acknowledge his cock. It felt kind of stupid when he pondered more on it.
"Never mind," Naruto muttered and began to pull up his pant. "It's probably nothing, anyway. Thanks."
"Yeah, give it up. You're never going to beat your dad no matter what," Kurama taunted. "He's the one who sealed me remembered?"
Naruto winced.
He then sighed deeply.
"Alright, Sochi," Kushina said when she noticed something bothered him greatly. If it was about his dick, she should at least get to the bottom of it. After all, if his dick didn't work, she could kiss her grandchild goodbye. The thought horrified her more than she realized. It would also signify the death of her clan, wouldn't it?
"Let me see it erected," she requested, "that way I can tell whether my little boy is normal or not."
"Huh?" Naruto sounded like a dumbass. He didn't hear the last sentence at all.
"I said show me your erection, Sochi," Kushina paraphrased.
"Huh?"
Kushina sighed.
Her boy really was a virgin, wasn't he? Mikoto was right.
If this was to keep going, she would never see him with a girl let alone a grandchild.
At least when Sasuke ignored girls, there were still many followed him around due to the fame of the Uchiha clan.
The fame grew ever greater with Itachi becoming the youngest ANBU captain ever.
Itachi was incredibly popular and powerful. He was being groomed into the next village's head after her husband.
Kushina hoped it would be soon.
"Just rub it a little so I can check it," she said.
"Huh? What…?" Naruto still couldn't comprehend what his mother wanted. It was just too weird!
"Stop being a dumbass. She told you to jack off in front of her," Kurama snorted. "Put your hand around your cock and play with it a little. If you need help, just remember her naked ass in the shower and it will be over quickly."
Naruto blinked. Recalling the accidental sight caused his cock to jerk a little. He shook his head to clear the thought.
"I can't do it!"
His face flustered with embarrassment. It was genuine.
"Alright, Sochi. I will help you," Kushina responded, thinking that her son had never jacked off before, at least he didn't know how to.
She decided to teach him since relieving his morning wood would help him greatly. "Just lie back and close your eyes."
"Huh?" Kurama uttered. This time the fox was stunned. "Did she say she will jack you off? Is she high or drunk or both? Well… are you going to refuse a hand job? If you do, you might as well cut off your dick since you're not going use it."
Naruto was a bit shock too.
His mother was offering to jack him off, and like Kurama had said, he wasn't going to say no to that.
He swallowed hard and lied back onto the bed and closed his eyes, wondering if she would do it or not. A part of him hoped she would, and strangely enough, it didn't feel wrong.
"Just relax and take a few deep and long breaths," Kushina suggested.
There was nothing wrong with helping her son with his little problem, and masturbating was quite pleasurable for a growing teenager.
Granted, she preferred he had a girlfriend to do it for him, but he had to start somewhere and soon.
"If it makes you any comfortable, Sochi, just pretend that I'm washing your penis. You remember I did that, right?"
"Ahahahahahaha," Kurama burst out laughing.
The suggestion didn't make Naruto any more comfortable.
He didn't like his mother handling his penis back then now that he had matured and learned about his body. Having one of your parents washing you was also super lame.
"Didn't you use a washcloth then…?"
"Yes," Kushina said. "But we won't be using one this time. It wouldn't feel pleasurable with it."
"Pleasurable…?" Naruto mumbled weakly. He did jack off a few times to experiment.
Whether it was pleasurable or not, he wasn't sure. It did make his morning wood go down, allowing him to concentrate on his solo training.
"Will it?"
"Yes," Kushina assured and focused on his flaccid cock. She reached out and wrapped her fingers around the girth. It was warm and spongy – very normal.
"I… can't do this," Naruto mumbled as his eyes flew open.
He looked down and saw his mother handling his cock. It was getting excited, thus going too far for his liking.
"Stay still," Kushina ordered when Naruto tried to get up.
"Yes, stay still, you dumbass," Kurama echoed in his mind. "I want to see where this is going."
Naruto rolled his eyes and collapsed back onto the bed. It was two against one. He might as well go with it for now.
Go to his happy place! It would pass soon.