I shot Santa

3 years before Kouh.

Narrator POV

A long time ago in a big house in fallen territory lived a Dragon Empress, Fallen's and Hybrid. Everything was oddly normal for this time of year. Then one night a certain magical character visited them, changing there lives forever.

We see Vali peacefully. We here thumping soon followed by a gunshot. Vali eyes immediately opened.

Vali:"What was that? Are we under attack!?" she said running down the hall to the living room.

Vali:"Status report! STATUS REPORT!" She said turning out the lights.

We see Yuno sitting down with a gun. He was sighing while holding his head free his free hand. At his feet was....

Yuno:*sighs*"Before you start..."

Vali:"Jesus Christ"

Yuno:Okay! Before.... you..... start!"

We finally see who is on the ground. It was none other then father Christmas himself... with a bullet hole in his head.

Vali:"HOLY SH*T!"

Yuno:"Would you care for me to explain!?"

Vali:" OH YES YUNO! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS!"

Yuno:"He startled me.

Vali*getting angry*: HE STARTLED YOU!?

Yuno:"He... startled.....me!"

Vali:"Oh well I guess he should apologize!"

Yuno(embracing his alucard):"Well, it's going to be kind of hard, 'cause..eh, you know, I shoot him."

Vali:"Brilliant! So what are we supposed to do!?"

Yuno grunts as he gets up.

Yuno:"Well! Guess I have to save Christmas."

Vali just groans from the massive headache she got from hearing this. While Yuno begins to strip Santa of his clothes.

Yuno:"Yup. No other options."

Vali:"How about, ANY, other option? ANY AT ALL!?" She said as yuno was no putting on Santa Coat that had some blood on it.

Yuno:"No use trying to put the brakes on this! It's going down." He said smiling.

Vali stood there with a deadpan face as she came to the realization of what Yuno did.

Vali:"You planned this."

Yuno:"What?"

Vali:"You planned this! I know you did."

Yuno:"Psh- You honestly don't trust me!?" he said as Raynare slams the door open. Who was wearing a revealing elf outfit.

Raynare:"Yuno! The sleigh has been secured! Unfortunately Vixen died... But... Oh..." she said now looking at the situation

Yuno:"You wont believe how cheap that elf costume was!"

Vali:"FFFFFFFFF"

Yuno:"I stole it."

Vali:"YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUU"

Yuno:"LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!"

And so Yuno Clause and his little helper visited many houses that night. Until he got bored, and kind of wandered off. But he finished the job. In all realms everyone had gotten presents and thousands and if not millions of home caught fire that night.

The End