A Red Hot Start

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Once back down in the lobby I see that most of the trainers have gone to their rooms for the night.

Cindy walks over, "Come on back. Doctor Cutter will give you a look over."

As we head down a hallway like you'd find in any hospital, I see open doors to rooms containing all sorts of space age looking equipment.

"How is all this stuff paid for?!" This is a mid sized town right? The kind you drive past on the way to places like L.A. or New York.

Cindy gives a single laugh, "You must have really hurt your head to forget how painful taxes are! Well, there's also the percentage of league profits."

We enter a room that actually looks normal. Outfitted with the standard stuff humans would need in a clinic; sink, padded table, that blood pressure thingy.

On the standard issue rolly chair is a redhead gal closer to my own age as far as I can tell... Alight she's gorgeous, like movie star level. My opinion might be swayed by the fact that underneath the classic white lab coat is a silky green dress with deep lines and… did she spill something on her lap?

Her golden eyes look me up and down in return, "Since when do drowning victims look like magazine models?"

Speak for yourself lady!

Struggling to not look like a teen asking a girl to prom, "Good evening Doc, sorry if I pulled you away from home?"

She waves her hand with a bit of a snort laugh, "Nonsense, I live next door. Most folks know where to find my family, the Cutters. Sit down and let me check your noggin." Cindy hands her a clipboard of paperwork, "Thanks. Besides, if ya didn't guess by the dress, I was on a dumpster fire of a date anyway."

Our resident nurse scowls, "He seemed so nice though!"

"He wouldn't shut up about his glory trainer days. Then he spilled my drink going on about a rookie gym battle."

I plop down on a stool and watch as she walks over and takes my pulse, and looks in my eyes.

She must know that from this angle, the neck of her dress is hanging quite dangerously.

The doctor grabs my chin with a smirk, "A friend from Kalos gave me this dress. Works a bit too well."

"Well, I'll be sure to thank your friend on behalf of every man out there…" What? What am I saying?! That was stupid as shit!

Her laugh sounds like she could be a professional singer, "Well, if the wine doesn't come out, I won't miss it. Tilt your head down."

I follow instructions as she combs through my hair, looking for any bruises or bumps I guess.

She sighs, "Hmm, well there doesn't seem to be anything up here. Do you really not remember anything or are you just using a new idea to pick up single ladies?"

The nurse speaks up from the door, "Chancey would have given him a Pound if he was messing with us."

Ya, I'd rather not find out if that Pokémon's fists are fluffy as they look. "I really don't remember anything past an hour or so ago. I didn't even remember about pokemon till I was startled when I walked into town."

The doctor frowns, "That sounds pretty serious… I can run a scan on your noggin, but that isn't free. Otherwise I don't see a scratch on you. You can check around town tomorrow and see if anyone recognizes you."

With a shake of my head, "I'll keep it in mind but I figure the locals downstairs would have recognized me if I was from around here." Now the real question, "Say I come up empty on finding any clue who I am, what should I do?"

How to phrase the old 'How does a guy get started in a whole new world?'

She smiles, "Charm a nice unmarried gal into adopting you, get a job and start over. Just wing it until you find someone who recognizes you. Or, you can play at being a late blooming trainer, who knows, maybe you're a natural and make it into the league. Being on tv across the nation would surely be the best way to get found by someone who lost you."

As she sits back, the slit of her killer dress spills away from a pair of perfect legs.

"Well I like the sound of that first part of option one." Alright, this is a serious conversation damn it. "Being completely broke makes the trainer route seem rather rough starting out. I certainly don't know the ins and outs of obtaining a starter."

"For sure," Lacy nods, "There's no way you can pass off as young enough to use the government program like the kids to get a starter pokemon." Her judging gaze takes another pass over me, "How bout this? Tomorrow morning I'll take you out and help you catch something to get you started."

"Thanks Doc, too bad that dress isn't fit for hiking." That's it, she's a witch. She's turned me into an idiot that can't keep his mouth shut.

"You should be careful, most gals will get offended if you think they'll date any hot guy who happens to wash up on the beach." Her cheshire smirk says she knows I'm hooked, "Get some sleep, I'll see you in the morning…" the pen pauses on the paperwork, "You're going to need a name I suppose… you feel like a Chad, or a James. How bout Brad, Burt, no, Kurt!"

I mean, who wouldn't want the same name as Snake Plissken, I just need an eye patch and leather jacket, "Kurt sounds great, good night Doc."

Cindy leads me out and back to my room with only a quick, "Good Night!" The sound of her dashing back down the hallway suggests workplace gossip is a thing in every world.

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In the morning, I'm woken up fairly early with a knock on my door.

Doc Lacy has on a slim hiking jacket and shorts. Her copper hair in a loose braid that shimmers as it catches the beams of sun coming in the hall window.

"Morning Doc," maybe I can get through today with some measure of charm, "I thought we were gonna catch me a pokemon, you look set to find a young guy instead."

Or not. I've clearly still got sea water sloshing in my brain.

"No need for that," Her smile is full of mischief, "I'm bringing you with me after all."

I surrender, she wins.

Out of her bag comes a signature, red and white pokeball, "Now I'm assuming you'll need to owe me for the cost of a ball at least?"

Holding up the net ball, "Nah, this was part of my Welcome to Rustboro package yesterday. Let's get to it!"

We head east out of town, the street sign reads Route 116. The only other person we see is a fellow on his way to work. He poorly hides his eyes checking out Lacy's outfit.

She grins, "Morning Jerry!"

The guy actually trips and eats dirt. He quickly gets up and nervously waves before briskly walking off towards one of the larger buildings in town.

Lacy points at it, "That's the town's fossil lab. Once you've earned a bit of poke and found a fossil, come back here and they can clone the DNA into an egg to hatch a pokemon."

"That's wild, I can actually remember a movie about that exact thing going out of control." But Jurassic park has nothing on this place.

Her brow lifts, "Maybe you're from Unova then. Movies aren't so big here." She glances back at the building, "I wouldn't call it fiction, I've been called into a fair few accidents at the lab."

We pass that same cafe from yesterday and stop for a coffee to go.

Lacy takes a sip before laughing, "You know I wouldn't be surprised if you turned out to be an actor. You've got the look of one of those action hero types."

"Thanks," Should probably steer the conversation somewhere more useful, "So what's our plan here?"

"We'll take a walk around the edge of the woods, check out the mountain side and ponds," another smirk, "you fight the urge to try and hold my hand." then she pulls a pokeball from her jacket, "At some point I battle a pokemon, you catch it."

"Oh really?" I roll my eyes but don't deny it, "before you put any more exciting ideas in my head, what kind of pokemon are around here?"

She fakes a pout, "Movie stars are so cold. Too bad there's no ice types." Her arms lift in a back stretch, now she's just showing off that figure, "Well there are a few water types like Lotad, cute at first annoying when they evolve. They just want to sing and dance all day. A kid down the street growing up had a Ludicolo with a set of bongos. I begged my dad's Scyther to shred them to pieces but she wouldn't."

"Haha, I can see that for sure." doesn't sound like my thing either, "What else?"

"Hmm, Tailow, Nincada, I heard there's Abra but never seen one myself." she grimaces, "If you catch a Skitty I won't let it in my house, they shed everywhere and scratch anything in sight."

Slowly remembering those pokemon, "Can't say I'm feeling any of those options if I can afford to be picky."

"No I get it, it's best to go with what you're comfortable with." she taps her lips, "I heard that trainers always go farther in the season with Pokémon they are legit excited about."

"Okay," oh hey, "I heard there were Mightyena?"

At this she stops and switches to stern doctor mode, "No. They are way above rookie skill level and will fiercely defend any Poochyena we might find. Kids have been killed because they aimed for a 'Cool' dark type starter."

"Alright, no worries," Seems I stepped on a land mine. Actually it's not a mystery, if a kid gets messed up by wolves, the doctor here is who they'll see if they can make it, "what's left?"

"There are a few," she blows a stray bang from her face, "If nothing else let's just have a nice hike."

"Sound's good," Seeing her cool returning, "but I may give up resisting the part about holding hands."

"Oh ya?" finally smiling again even if somewhat forced, "Then lets skip ahead a bit."

She steps up beside me and takes my hand herself, "Come on, the trail this way should have a lot of berry blossoms."

Her hand doesn't shake, but it's not a shy grip so much as a firm reminder to herself to stay in the present instead of dwelling on bad memories.

A deep part of me never wants to let her to make that pained expression again, or to see the barely restrained tears forming in her brilliant golden eyes.

Nearly a half hour later, and we're square in the midst of a lightly wooded area near the mountain side. Tall trees bursting with flowers line the trail as she signals to me that it's time to quiet down.

A light breeze passes us by, a few Taillow fly over us, playfully performing acrobatics in the morning sky. It still shocks me every time I see another Pokémon.

Moments later a Zigzagoon waddles onto the trail. Like a much more adorable version of a trash panda. Honestly, it legit feels like a hint at wherever I must have grown up.

Lacy chants, "Go, Archy!"

With a flash, the sound of a bird caw is followed by the appearance of a bird like, small dinosaur, an Archen.

Small yellow feathers fall behind him as he dives through the air to cut off the raccoon pokemon's escape with a vicious stare.

She shouts, "Nice Leer, give it a Quick Attack! We'll try for a one shot."

I take out my net ball to be ready. It's not the matching type of pokemon but I don't have room to be picky.

Zigzagoon barely manages to dive away from the crazy fast dino bird.

As I'm caught up in the action, I feel something fuzzy land on my neck sending a shiver up my spine.

Glancing over my shoulder I spot something small, red and hairy, "Holy Shit! What the Fuck!"

I swat at it and jerk my body around trying to get the giant bug off of me.

In my flailing I suddenly smash my forehead into a tree branch. As I fall to the ground a quick flash of light blinds me.

Lacy runs over as I try get my bearings, rubbing my head.

"Are you alright?! The Zigzagoon passed out but when I turned around you smashed into the tree!"

Slowly I sit up, the raccoon thing is also getting up and about to get away.

I quickly grab the net ball off the ground and throw it. It opens with a flash of light and reveals a spider the size of my head with only four legs and shiny red hair. It simply lays on its belly, clearly just as dizzy as I am.

The doc yelps, "When did you catch a shiny Joltik?! Just now?"

My head throbs with pain as I shrug, "I guess, I just felt it land on my back and I looked back to see a giant hairball with legs."

She plops onto her butt and knees, "No way! Do you know how many researchers would kill for luck like that."

Still massaging what will be a nasty bump on my head, "Tell them I recommend smashing their head against a pine tree."

"How traditional." Lacy laughs as she looks at the cut on my hairline, "Let's take it back and patch the both of you up. Oh, you should give it a name! Everyone names their first pokemon."

I pick up the little thing, it seems fairly docile. Sitting in my palms, it looks at me with watery eyes, clearly blaming me for the pain of running us both into a tree.

"Is it male or female," I ask.

Lacy gives it a quick check between the legs, "It, is a She, and a gorgeous one at that."

Well I agree the hairs have a very clean, metallic red sheen, "It's an electric type right? I'm gonna call her Tesla."

"I like it." Lacy nods, "Well, looks like you've got your starter Kurt!"

The little Joltik seems to nestle into my hands, I guess she likes the name.

I hold up the net ball and press the button and return Tesla inside.

If only the moment wasn't totally spoiled by something sharp digging into my head.

Squatting back onto the ground, "Hey doc, do I have anything in this cut, it stings like crazy!"

She leans in front of me and pulls my head closer to check.

Gentle fingers comb through my hair, pulling out a rather large pine needle. A hint of mischief sparks in her eyes, "So, isn't this the part where you sneak a kiss or am I gonna have to push you down myself?"

Before I can process a response she leans in and seals my lips with hers. My brain completely stalls.

She takes a breath, "you can't be this hot and suck at kissing!"

"Well excuse me for not expecting a kiss on the first date!"

"Shut up and try again!"

It's those confident, golden eyes unraveling any shadow of hesitation, "Yes Ma'am."

Unfortunately, movement from a nearby bush catches my eye. The Zigzagoon is back, glaring, and it brought a few snarling friends.

Quickly tapping Lacy's hip, "I think we're gonna need to make this a house call Doc!"

"What?!" She looks back where I'm pointing, "Ah, Skitty Shit."

Really?

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