Tigress vs Ishizu

Ishizu POV

I sat in front of a small table with my legs crossed as I drank a special green team Oogway provided me.

At first I was skeptical about drinking something from an unknown source, my Shinobi mind tingling, but I dismissed the thought since the turtle could have attacked me earlier and not go with a poison attack.

Not that it mattered. Anko made sure that I was resistant to most poisons. A story for another time.

"So, what brings you here?" the old turtle asked as he calmly sipped his tea.

"I thought you could answer this question."

I frowned.

"I had better things to do while on my planet, but Po decided to change my plan out of fun and throw me here."

"Well," another sip, "there is something you could help us with. It takes a human to defeat a human."

I waited for him to go on, but he seemed to freeze when he opened his mouth, so I angrily snapped my fingers in front of his face.

"Oh, yes. If you don't know, you aren't the first human to stumble into the spirit realm."

"Yeah, I know. I have met the female tiger a few hours ago, and she wasn't very happy to see a human."

"Ah, so you have met Tigress. Yes, she was one of the first to fight the humans invading the Spirit Realm. Since humans couldn't kill us in this world, they captured us. War is such a horrible thing," sighed Oogway as he glanced into the faraway.

Oogway's words got me to think about the time I had to experience war. If I closed my eyes, I could remember the war as if it was yesterday. Rocks flying through the air and crushing people's arms and legs.

The first time I saw people being burned alive made me puke my guts out.

During the war, our team was split, and I had the chance to meet both Raza and A, respectively. I had more interaction with Raza due to being stationed near Sunas border. He attacked me with his gold sand after I lured a few of his shinobi into a trap and he came to exact revenge.

I only saw A from the distance as I wasn't fast enough to keep up with either of the two speedsters. That scene with Minato fighting A was not the only one they had. That was only the beginning.

After demonstrating/flexing his Flying Thunder God, A took it personally, coming to the land of fire to provoke Minato to come so he could show him who the fastest was. It was the biggest dick measuring contest if one had to be precise.

"How do I help you stop this war?" was my only question.

"By gathering companions. Your first companion had arrived."

My eyes widened, and I felt a kick connect to my jaw, sending me flying through the air. The kick was so hard I was sent onto another island where I grabbed my jaw and, with a 'click' placed it back into the right position.

I winced at the pain, but I calmed myself. Po brought me here for a reason, so I couldn't just run away from her.

"Troublesome tiger woman. Let's see if I can do this."

Taking a deep breath, I focused on the energy filling this place and began infusing it into myself, hoping it would trigger my Panda Sage Mode.

General POV

Oogway watched from above as he saw the transformation of the human Po sent here. At first, he was hesitant about having another human here, but seeing the transformation in front of his eyes, Oogway realized just why Po sent him here.

Back down, Ishizu knew that he wasn't in Panda Sage Mode. The feeling was off. Instead, it was similar to the Pseudo Sage Mode he achieved after infusing himself with Hashirama cells.

Inside that Sage Mode, he could feel nature around him, but whatever this energy was made him feel life itself.

The only ones to see the transformation were Tigress and Oogway, and the former had her eyes open to the maximum. The human in front of her was radiating yellow particles, but what drew his attention were Ishizu's eyes.

Gone were the red eyes but instead were replaced by yellow once while the pupil transformed into a full Yin symbol.

Meanwhile, Ishizu's senses were flowing through the Spirit Realm until they stopped at what seemed to be a giant, green castle. There at the front stood a human who narrowed his eyes as if he saw Ishizu.

"Another one? I'll be coming for you once I am done here. Leave!"

The attack hit Ishizu, and he reverted back into his normal form. Tigress used this to hit him right in the chest.

Ishizu coughed up blood and clutched his stomach in pain. This was the first time in a long time when somebody hit him so hard.

'Urgh, I shouldn't get hit more or my insides will stick out. Fighting her in Taijutsu wouldn't help me at all and that Sage Mode is not an option now,'

Tigress frowned as she saw the bloody grin on Ishizu's face.

'Guess it's time to show her why they call me the Strategist.'

Ishizu gave Tigress a look to show her he was serious.

"I'd rather not use this on you out of consideration for being Po's friend, but you leave me no choice. Don't blame me for what I am about to do."

While in the Spirit Realm, Ishizu could feel his chakra going haywire which made him unable to use any type of Ninjutsu but he still was a living being born in the Elemental Nations so he had a chakra network and his body had tiny tattoos that were storage seals.

So while doing complex things such as a fireball or anything else required a certain way for the chakra to flow, opening a storage seal just required a small chakra burst.

So when Ishizu pressed his index and middle finger on his right biceps, a bit of smoke appeared and a small box came out.

Inside, many things laid perfectly organized around. Quickly Ishizu took a small piece of paper and what looked like a pink sealing tag and as the tiger rushed at him, he bit into his thumb and began to draw.

With this, Ishizu was certain he would win by default. Blood seals worked far stronger than ink ones, but those seals had to be drawn with blood or their effect wouldn't be as effective as he needed. They were also very volatile, so one had to be even more careful than with normal seals.

Since his opponent was an aggressive female tiger that was controlled by hormones and couldn't be calmed in a normal way, what Ishizu needed to calm her down was for her to focus on something else.

"Come at me, you crazy cat related being. I'll show you what it means to mess with a man of science," Ishizu called out to his opponent.

Tigress's eyes burned like fire as she descended on all four of her feed and charged at the human.

"You are dead!"

"Ha, you have no idea how many people said the same words and yet here I stand. Alive and healthy. Do you want to know why? Because of seals!" Ishizu blocked with his now free left hand after finishing the seal while the right hand hold the seal and slammed it against her lower stomach.

Tigress growled, ripping the seal off, and lunged for the human only for him to block and placed another seal on her.

"You silly papers are useless!" screamed Tigress while Ishizu was doing his job.

A bit later

'Come on, come on, why is Fuinjutsu: Hormonal Exchange not working? By now the Adrenalin in her body should slowly be exchanged by Estrogen but this was my 3rd seal! By Kishimoto, this female is so battle-hungry that she is resisting her own hormones. Still, an animal like her will surely fall in time.'

The Taijutsu fight continued and soon after the 5th seal was placed on Tigress, Ishizu saw the effect taking place. Her legs were shifting, her face was flushed and her concentration was slipping.

"What... have you... done?" she asked while heavily panting, and Ishizu was glad to explain to her how she had lost to him. It was only fair to explain his genius to a noob like her.

"Hormonal seals. Works on all sexual reproducing creatures by producing massive amounts of sexually stimulating hormones. Usually one or two are enough to transform a human male into a fucking machine but for you to still be sane after 5... Are you perhaps a virgin?"

Even in such a situation, Ishizu couldn't help but smirk as he triggered the Tiger.

"You!!!" If looks could kill, then Ishizu would have died over 1000 times.

"Don't worry, the effect will cool down either by itself in about 6 hours or you could go and find a mate," smiled Ishizu before his danger senses picked up something from above and he dodged away from a staff trying to hit him on the head.

The first thing Ishizu saw of the animal was that it was small, yet it carried a long stick around.

Ishizu wasn't an animal expert, but he knew who the newcomer was and he feared what was going to happen.

"Master Shifu?" a panting Tigress asked, before she began to convulse.

Ishizu saw how Tigress stood up, her pupils transforming into hearts, and he could feel the lust radiating from where she stood. She didn't wait for any second before pouncing at Ishizu, ready to give him death by snu snu, but a clean hit on her back made her drop unconscious.

Then Shifu turned around to face Ishizu and didn't even give a speech. His staff glowed yellow before he rushed at Ishizu at an incredible speed so that he had no time to dodge.

Taking out a chakra receiver, the human was ready to strike at the staff. Ishizu was confident to fight Shifu, and that confidence was his doom because as soon as the staff touched the receiver, the latter broke in half and Ishizu's face got hit by it, sending him flying back.

Just as Ishizu was about to recover, the red panda appeared underneath him and struck him in the stomach.

Sputum came out of his mouth before Ishizu fell on the ground and hit his head; falling unconscious.

Shifu sighed as he looked at his former student and the human she fought. For some reason, the human didn't ooze any evil aura like the one who came before.

Rather, he reminded him of his former student, Po. Not in character, but in feeling. He really hoped it wasn't this.

But then Shifu remembered Po visiting them and talking about getting a student. He never expected that his former student would get a human.

Shifu could only laugh inside his mind imagining somebody being taught by Po. Placing Tigress over his shoulder, he dragged the human by his foot to Oogway so he could get an explanation.

"Ah Shifu, how was your day?" the old turtle asked as he was calmly drinking tea under a Sakura tree.

"It was nice until I saw my dear student fighting an unfavorable battle against this human who used some kind of perverted seals on her," Shifu explained, gently placing Tigress on the ground while throwing Ishizu towards Oogway.

"Send him back to where he's from. We have problems with one human and another will doom us all," Shifu demanded.

"But he came here for a reason," responded Oogway, seeing the human coming to his senses.

"What reason could a human have to come to this place besides conquering?" spat Shifu.

"The Dragon Warrior, sent him here to help us. We have to treat him as a guest."

Shifu groaned while shaking his head. His worst nightmares bear fruits. Po really had a student. It was the end of the world.