Time skip Becomming gennin.
It's been a few years ,and today is the day of the graduation test. We all have grown by leaps and bounds since before. Sasuke has mastered all fire jutsu his clan library's had ,even the S class ones. He is overall as strong as a low jonnin, while naruto is around the same. Me on the other hand, am about Mid kage level so around Mei's level during the 4th war. We all are kage level on taijutsu. We all mastered the sand technique ,and they are working on the air walking technique. While I'm trying to work on flying instead, I use clones as falling from 190km is deadly. Currently we are in class, waiting for our names to be called. I relayed my plan with sasuke and naruto, one will be a dobe, a bookworm, and finally a master. I also let naruto know about my plan ,on outing mizuki sensei. He agreed reluctantly ,as I explained the hokage knows he can do shadow clone.
So he will just promote him himself, when we let him know of our plan.
"Naruto Uzumaki" Iruka yells
"Wish me luck guys. Hehe" naruto says
*Prank activated*
'What? omg I almost forgot about that. O well'
(Meanwhile every ninja and civilians has their mouths agape ,as the hokage statues come to life. ) The first hokage says "Why does bad things always happen to me?" While having a small storm cloud downcast rain on him. Meanwhile his brother is lifting up rocks saying "Brother I feel like an uchiha must have caused this ,I know it. I can smell them, look at this rock its suspicious!" Meanwhile the third hokage is looking at his crystal ball ,inside it a picture of the womens bathhouse while he is giggling. "Jiriya your icha-icha are nothing in comparison to this." The fourth however looked downcasted and said "When my girlfriend finds out, that I know about this shes gonna kill me."
The third just says "Shh if you want to be hokage you cant tell anyone."
This plays over and over. Kakashi sees this and says
"Wow to think they could pull a prank like this off. Most impressive. Remarkable ,they capture their personalities perfectly. Albeit very rude, and with them being in the acedemy right now. They have perfect alibis, I wonder what the hokage will do about this."
(Meanwhile in the hokages office)
All the anbu agents are on the floor laughing. While one female anbu ,is giving the hokage a death glare. While the hokage is emotionally broken thinking. 'I'm screwed they are currently in the acedemy, so I cant blame them. If i do blame them ,everyone will question their abilities. Hell even I cant dispell this genjutsu, furthermore my crystal ball might be destroyed because of this. I'll have to go back to spying the old fashion way, or cold turkey.'
"Anbu investigate who did this and get me kakashi quickly." The anbu left but not before the female anbu, spitting at his desk. The come back with kakashi and leave.
"Kakashi I need you to get Nova ,as I'm sure hes the only one who can stop this. He cant be punished either, hes got me good. Perhaps he can help me solve the problem, or do damage control at least. Or I can threaten D ranks for a year." Kakashi laughs "Yes right away. Boy he got you good!" He then takes off coming back with Nova "Ah just the man I want to see ,okay fine fine.
Then we will catch him, you could place the blame on him aswell." I say and the hokage sighs and says "Thank goodness, but how do I deal with the angry mob of women outside."
"Can I see your crystal ball? Relax I wont destroy it..." He gives it to me I stealthfully scan it. "Hmm just like I thought." I then take out a replica I made ,and wrote a few seals onto it and whala. "Here you go. It works like the old one, but this has a zoom in option, also xray vision to look through them pesky clothes. Now you can destroy the old one publically, and save yourself. As for where I learned fuinjutsu apparently my family was apart of a now almost extinct secret clan, that provided the uzumaki with their sealing methods. My seals are a clan secret, and as the demon brother as the civilians call us. It would be bad for the civilians to find out ,so nothing I said happened here today." The hokage looks at the new orb like a holy grail, as kakashi goes next to him to view it. While this is happening, I'm having a drone recording this for future blackmail. "My god it actually works!! This is the best gift I ever have gotten."
They both pass out due to nose bleeds but wake up ,when a fire arrow is launched through the window. "Its best you take care of this ,before it gets out of control. I will send a clone later, with the location of mizuki. I disappear in a pile of leaves ,reappearing outside of the acedemy.I then go talk with naruto "Hey I'm back" but I got interrupted by mizuki "Excuse me but I need to talk to naruto alone ,its about his tests." I nod and wink at naruto and leave. I then go to an alley and make two clones to follow naruto ,one to inform the hokage.The other to keep watch and reassure naruto ,when he gets called out by mazuki.
**Sometime later that night**
*Narutos POV*
I come back home, still wiping the tears away from the events of tonight that happened not too long ago. 'I'm a ninja, I cant believe it! And ni-saan didnt abandon me ,when he found out I was the host of the kyubi! To bad that was just his clone, but I know hes always busy' I think excitedly before running around the apartment, trying to find him. Spotting something on the table I walk over to it. Its a bowl and a note. Reading the note I smile lightly,
'Naruto
I brought home some Ichirakus, I hope it makes you feel better. Don't worry! I made sure to add extra pork! It's got a seal on it to keep it fresh!
Nova'
After reading the note I take off the seal, and eat the ramen and go to bed. 'I cant wait till tommorow. Also with the money I got today from, a classified A ranked mission for capturing mizuki I can buy more ramen.'
(Tommorow morning at the acedemy)
"Can you believe it Naruto?! Today's the day!"
"I know! I really hope we're on the same team!" Naruto shouted while we took seats, not caring where we picked. We continue small talk, until I felt someone sit on the seat next to me. Turning around I see Sasuke, I raise my eyebrow at him he just 'hn's I notice but don't think anything of it. 'I guess hes trying to make this, as the transition towards getting back as a team'
"Good morning Sasuke, how are you? Are you excited to see what team your on?" I ask politely.
"Morning, I'm fine, no, teams slow you down, I'd be better on my own" He said, looking forward and with his hands in front of his mouth. "Come on Sasuke! Teams aren't that bad! There is no other way to get stronger faster ,then friendly competition.
Naruto and I turned pale while Sasuke sighed in annoyance. Trying to push trough the door were Sakura and Ino. Finally getting through. They made their way up the steps to where we sat, Naruto seeing Sakura sat up straight, "Hey Sakura-chan!" She pushed him out of the way and glared at me, before addressing Sasuke, "Hi Sasuke, mind if I sit next to you?" "Back off Forehead, I got here first so I should be the one to sit next to him!" "No way pig I got here first!" I sweat dropped not really knowing for sure ,what to do. Naruto's jealousy glare at Sasuke got worse ,and he quickly jumped up in front of him.
'Hehe, I remember this! I've been wanting to watch this in person, for years! I reach in my pocket for my sonic screw driver ;to activate the recording cameras I set up a long time ago. You Never know when blackmail needs to be used, hehehe I also use perception filter on myself ;as I walk into the desk with a book in my hands. I get ready to say "now you may kiss the bride" ' (The perception filter keeps people from paying attention to me ,but with timelord runes and silencing seals I activate; they cant hear me. However my recording cameras can hehehe)
"Naruto quit glaring at Sasuke!" Sakura yelled a little to loudly in my ear, but I continued to stare, waiting for the golden moment. I see the kid in front lean back and hit Naruto, it all happened in slow motion. 'You may now kiss the bride'
He fell forward and boom, their lips clashed together to form the beggining of a bromance, that would last through the ages. I quickly go back to my seat, then deactivate my screwdriver then I flung my head back and let out the loudest laugh I could. This reminds me of goku not being on guard ,then even with his training he still gets hurt by a bullet ;when he shouldn't.
I hear Naruto and Sasuke gagging and coughing on both sides of me.
"Narutoooooo!" Sakura growled while cracking her knuckles, ready to beat him down. Just then Iruka walked through the door,
"All right! That's enough! Nova and Naruto were already sitting there ;so just find another seat!" "As of today, you all are ninjas! To get here you have faced difficult trials and hard ships, but that is nothing. What comes next will be far more difficult. You all are genin, first level ninjas, you will be placed in three man squads, which will be lead by a jounin, an elite ninja. Due to the uneven amount of students this year, there will be one four man squad." 'ughh nothing like sending child soldiers to their potential deaths' He began listing off everyone in the class and whose group they would be in, "Squad 7! Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno" Both Naruto and sasuke got dejected and started pouting "and Nova!" I quickly wrap my arms around Naruto and Sasukes then give them nugies, "O-Oi! knock it off crazy bastard!" Sasuke shouted with red showing on his face(if I didnt know he was angry I'd say nohomo), "Haha you know they say craziness contagious!" I shout , "We're on the same team niisan I cant believe it!" Naruto yips while putting his arms around me too.
"Okay everyone! You will come back here after lunch and meet your new senseis! Class dismissed!"
"Sasuke-kun! Lets eat lunch together! We could get to know eachother better!" Sakura asked while batting her lashes.
"No" He simply said while walking away with his hands in his pockets.
"Hey Sakura-chan! We can have lunch together!" Naruto shouted with his hand in the air,
"Ew no, go away!" She yelled and walked off. Naruto looked sad for a moment before turning to me, "What about you Nova-nii? Do you wanna have lunch together?"
Thinking about what he does to Sasuke during this period, I decided to decline, "Hmm, no thanks Naruto, I think I'm just gonna go lay over there, I'll see you later! Oh here is something I made, there is a not attachedsaying what they are." I tell him giving him restriction seals before jetting off, to go lay under the tree in the school yard. Propping myself up against the trunk and relaxing, I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes before feeling a kick in my side. Jumping in surprise I look up to see Shikamaru.
"Hey, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be having lunch with your team?" He asked in a cool manner. I shrugged, "I should, but Sasuke didn't want to eat with us ,and neither did Sakura. If I had lunch with Naruto ,I knew I would have to pay; so here I am" He nodded before looking away and shuffling his feet "Would you want to eat with us?"
"Huh?"
"Would you wanna eat with me, Ino and Choji? You should at least eat something" I frowned and thought about it, "You wont have to pay" "Count me in!" I shouted before dragging him towards his team. "By the way, can I just call you Shika?" "Huh?!" "Can I call you Shika? It's just Shikamaru is troublesome ,and too long to say all the time" I ask. He blinks and looks back "Yea, just don't wear it out" I smile widely, "I wont Shika." We fall into a comfortable silence all the way to the restaurant. As we're eating I keep noticing Ino staring at me, she swallows and finally decides to speak.
"Your lucky Nova, you have the great Sasuke being on your team."
"Well, actually there is no I in team, but I'm happy that were on the same team. Since I know him more than others, and I hope that we'll be able to work well together and accomplish missions; without many issues" She seemed satisfied by my answer ,before moving on to a different topic, "I really like your hair, the style is really nice" I stopped eating and looked at her she was blushing, my eyes widened, 'Well this is unexpected but I'm not a pedo ,even if my body is young.' "You really think so?" She nodded and looked at me curiously, "Yea I do, why? Has no one ever told you that?" I thought back to all the times in my past life, and to no luck because I was really in my own world some times.I blinked, realizing I had stared off and nervously laughed, "No not really, but thank you Ino, it means alot to hear you say that" I say, looking her in her eyes to show her, how much I mean it. She looked surprised and blushed beat red.Then gave a you're welcome while looking off to the side, when something caught her attention.
"Hey isn't that Naruto?"
We all look over to see Naruto sneaking up on a unsuspecting Sasuke, before he jumped on him; knocking the stick holding up the window out and shutting the two out from our view. I kept staring at the window, while Ino kept shouting about how her Sasuke couldn't be beat by Naruto, knowing full well whats happening inside. After a bit "Sasuke" jumped out and ran off.
"See! I told you!" Ino yelled with her hands on her hips. I sighed and stood up,
"Well, I better go check on him, I'll see you guys later, thanks for the meal!" I waved at them before jumping across the rooftops ,and stand in front of the door. Pushing it open I spot Sasuke tied up on the floor, looking upset. I smile and lean against the door frame, "Hey Sasuke, having a little trouble I see"
"Shut up and untie me, I have no idea where he would get a restriction seal do you?" He said accusing me
"Aw, that's not the way to ask for help, now that I think about it, you look so cool like that, I think I'll leave you there" I say smugly and turn around to walk off, "Please?" I hear faintly. I smile and go back in the room and untie Sasuke and take off the seal, "That wasn't so hard was it? As for the seals, I didnt give it to him for this purpose. They are meant for missions. " He softly glared at me ;before walking out, "Come on, we don't have too long before we meet our new teacher, we might as well walk together" He said before stopping and waiting on me. I nodded and jogged a bit before catching up to him.
We finally reach where Sakura is waiting. She looks happy to see Sasuke, but frowns at me, seeing how we're walking together. I frown right back, remembering what she's about to say about Naruto. She says her whole speech about Sasuke being shy and about them almost kissing, and not knowing where Naruto is, "You know why he's so annoying? Cause he had no parents! He wasn't raised right, no one to teach him right from wrong, that's why he's so crazy!" I step up to her, "You don't know whats its like to not have parents, so don't act like you can understand why he's acting the way he is" I growl out and push past her, hitting my shoulder with hers before walking to the building.
*Time-skip*
"He's late!"
'Oh sweet Jesus this is hell, why do you need to be so late Kakashi?' After waiting a good 4 hours for this man I'm starting to get angry myself. I've known about his forever need to be late, but to actually sit through it? Ridiculous! And these chairs aren't the most comfortable either! At least I could train my flying chakra exercise. I get into meditation position, and I float in increments of measurements; to the left right up back and forward. While I'm doing this, naruto and sasuke are trying the air walking exercises. Getting the attention of sakura.
"What are you guys doing?" She asks
"Chakra exercises; its advanced stuff. It took years of alot of dangerous training ,to get to this point." I explained while sasuke continues
"Yes never mind the lava-walking, we almost died many times over." This caused her to go white and shake in fear.
"Why would you do something so dangerous?"
"Why not? In this world you have 90 percent chance dying early as a civilian. As a ninja its 99 percent, but you have a greater chance at gaining wealth and power. Enough to protect yourself, and your loved ones. Why die weak, when you can die in glory." Sasuke nods and naruto adds "But it's not that bad.. we have a jonnin to protect us, also we are strong and I will protect you sakura! Believe it!" She regains some color while both me and sasuke frown thinking 'She is going to die thinking; we can protect her every time.' I hand sigh to sasuke saying "I bet 10k ryo that she won't die ,on our first A+ rank mission."
He hand signs back "Your on!"
Naruto sees this and frowns at sasuke ,and decides to prank kakashi.
"What are you doing Naruto?" I hear Sakura ask. I look over and see him putting the eraser up on the door. "Its what he gets for being late!"
"He's a Jounin, he's not going to fall for that" Sasuke added. I get an idea and turn towards Naruto, "Naruto that's not enough let's do that jutsu too a combo?"
Naruto looked over with a crazy grin,I then make a bet with sakura "Come on, 100 Ryo says he'll get hit, or are you chicken?" I add scooting closer.
"If my sasuke says that, he's not going to get hit, then hes not going to get hit so your on!!" she said
"Here!" and slammed the money on the table, blushing slightly. I smiled and leaned back with my arms crossed. Not a minute later in comes Kakashi, looking unimpressed with us already. As he knows we could do better.
"I'm sorry Sensei! I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen!"
"To finish it off sexynojutsu" poof two hot naked girls on stripper poles start dancing, while holding each others chests
kakashi sees us and flys off into the ceiling with a nose bleed
"Looks like I won some money! Thank you for your generous donation to the Don't let the troll Starve Fund Sakura"
"Whatever"
Kakashi woke up then went to pick up the eraser before looking around the room.
"How do I put this? My first impression of you guys? I like your style!" He says opening his book and finishes by saying "Meet me on the roof." He takes of in a pile of leaves while me sasuke and naruto take off in flames,wind,and me I used a genjutsu, to make it look like Heimdall summoned me. When we arrived on the roof we hear a shreik. "My sasuke is dead, all that remains is his ashes!" We all sweatdropped and looked at sasuke. "Just send a clone to get her." He shakes his head "Tch. No way let her sweat it out. I'm sure she will run up here eventually." Kakashi shakes his head and says "Just do it! Or we will lose our hearing when she gets up here." We all nod as he sighs
"Killjoy." He sends a clone to get her.
Okay, now that we're all here, let's introduce ourselves" Kakashi said while still holding his book to his face. Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were all sitting on the same row, while I was one up, sitting between Naruto and Sakura.
"What are we supposed to say?" Sakura questioned.
"Your likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, stuff like that"
"Well why don't you go first!" Naruto demanded while pointing.
"Me? Well my name is Kakashi Hatake. I don't feel like telling you my likes, I don't have many dislikes, I have a few hobbies, my dreams for the future? Haven't thought about it." Naruto turned and whispered to me, "The only thing we learned was his name. And what we know from before hand." I chuckled and nodded. "Alright you in the orange, you start" Kakashi stated.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I like instant ramen, hanging out with Ni-saan and going to Ichirakus! I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water for the ramen. My dream is to become Hokage, the best ever, and for everyone to treat me with respect!" Naruto finished with determined look on his face. Kakashi nodded, "Alright, next, you in the pink"
"I'm Sakura Haruno, what I like is...I mean who I like is...my dream is...SQUEEEL" Sakura couldn't finish and turned away, but still occasionally looking over at Sasuke. "ughh" i said and I hear a "hn". "Okay, what do you hate?" "Naruto and Nova!" Naruto got depressed and I patted his head trying to comfort him. Kakashi slightly deadpanned. "You in the blue"
"I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I hate alot of things, I don't like much" He looked over at us for a second before continuing, "My dream is not a dream, for it will be a reality, I'm going to restore my clan and kill a certain someone" He said with a dark look on his face."And lastly, you, up there in the middle" "Uh well hello, my name is Nova, I like Training , Experimenting, Making crazy training regimens,
"Well I'm glad you all are unique in your on way, tomorrow we start our first mission" He said. Naruto eyes started sparkling. "What kind of mission is it?!"
"It's a survival mission" Kakashi announced.
"But we learned everything we need to know about survival back at the academy!" Sakura argued.
Kakashi started laughing. "Why are you laughing Sensei?" She asked.
"If I tell you, you wont like it"
"Get to it Sensei please." I demanded, slightly agitated at how long this is taking.
"Out of the 28 students that graduated, only 10 will be accepted as genin, the rest will be sent back to the academy. That's a 66% failure rate" He said dramatically. Everyone's eyes had widened, except yours, but no one noticed. "We could be sent back to the academy? After coming this far?" Sakura asked shakily.
"I told you you wouldn't like it. I'll be the one who decides if you pass or fail. Bring your ninja equipment and be at the training fields at 5 am. Oh and don't eat breakfast, or you'll throw up" He told us before pooffing off somewhere, 'Probably to finish his porn or observe from afar'. We all stood up to leave and get rest for the next day.
"Nova! Get up or I will drag you out the door myself!" Naruto shouted while jumping up and down on the couch."troublesome" I sighed, and kicked him in the stomach, sending him to the floor. Knowing Kakashi was gonna be late I purposely slept on the couch, instead of the floor mat, while Naruto slept on his bed, hoping that he'd be too excited to notice me missing and run off without me. Seeing how that wouldn't be the case I decided to suck it up and get ready, before he jumps on me again like a trampoline. Once I was done getting ready I stealthily grabbed a couple pieces of fruit and we walked out the door.
Once we made it to the training field we could easily see Sakura and Sasuke, who looked dead on their feet. Once Sakura saw us she instantly got angry, "You guys are late!"
"Blame Nova! he wouldn't get up! I nearly had to drag him here!" Naruto shouted, trying to defend himself. Sakura looked at me for and explanation. I shrugged and walked over to the tree trunk and leaned against it, Sasuke was leaning on the one opposite to me. "I just had a feeling that he'd be late, so I laid there a bit longer" I said, also while pulling out a apple, "Want some?"
"No! We aren't supposed to eat! Did you listen to anything he said wrathos!" Sakura yelled again. "I would have listened, but ninjas are full of deception and hiding meanings.Anyways i don't think he'll be here for a couple of hours, so I might as well eat, or I wont be focused for our mission" I stated blandly, while cutting up the apple with my kunai. Sasuke stared at me during my whole explanation, before walking over and sitting next to me, holding his hand out. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow before understating and giving him a piece of the fruit. Sakura looked upset.
"Sasuke! Not you too! We're not supposed to eat!" He just continued eating with me till he was done, then he answered her, "He's right, I need to be at the top of my game to beat this survival mission, and if hes already this late, I might as well have something" I nodded in agreement while cleaning up my kunai, before putting it back in my pouch. Sakura looked lost before sighing in defeat. I crossed my arms and leaned my head back against the tree, taking out three kunai balancing them ontop of eachother. Using my chakra control ;to ensure they dont fall. I then place it on my nose, earning a gasp from Sakura. While naruto just said "Cool trick can you teach me how to do that."
"When you finish the air exercise, unless you want to get yourself killed." He looked depressed at the ground while sasuke scoffed
"Maybe you can apply at a circus."
"Laugh it up! I could make more dangerous training." While sakura asks "How can you do that it shouldn't be possible!"
We all deadpanned and me and sasuke say "Chakra excersises." This causes her to just say oh and be quite. I put them away and fall asleep, I wake up to a "Poof" Looking over I see both Naruto and Sakura gang up on Kakashi. Rubbing the rest of the sleep out of my eyes, I see a pale hand. I glance up and see Sasuke staring down at me.Blinking a bit I gave him closed eyed smile, "I guess we can finally start the mission huh?" He gave me a small smile himself before helping me up, and walking with me to be with the rest of the group.
Kakashi had put a clock on top of the middle log and was holding three bells, "You all have till noon to get the bells. If you don't you'll be tied to the log and I'll eat my lunch in front of you"
"But there's two bells and four of us" Sakura stated.
"The ones who doesn't get a bell will be sent back to the academy, there is also the chance that all of you will be sent back. You may use shuriken and kunais, if you don't came at me with the intent to kill you wont get the bells." Kakashi said while jingling them.
"Ha! If you cant dodge a eraser you cant dodge a kunai!" Naruto yelled while pointing at him. "Class clowns usually goes first, a loser like you wont accomplish anything." Kakashi teased as he noticed his grades were lower then they should be. He said this while putting the bells on his waist. Naruto got angry and grabbed a kunai, running at Kakashi pointing it at him. Kakashi simply grabbed Naruots hand and twisted it, turning the kunai towards Narutos head. "I didn't say start yet, but you came at me with the intent to kill me. I'm starting to like you guys" He smiled,
"Start!"