Early meeting

Gold went through quite the shock when he realized that the protagonist of this world was genderbent. However that in itself wasn't truly a cause for concern. The main problem was that the girl thought that oppai was 'okay'. He continued to stew in his thoughts as Akemi Hyoudou slowly began to back away from the possible insane blonde.

"I've decided." However, before she could get far enough, the blonde known as Gold Aversis stood back up with glowing eyes. "Even if I'm not an expert at it, I shall teach you the beauty of tits!" he declared as the genderbent protagonist finally decided to bolt off in the opposite direction.

Her movements were halted as chains wrapped around her from golden ripples within the air. "W-what do you want with me?!" she asked fearfully as the man stepped closer.

"To show you the way!" he declared with utmost seriousness. Before she could comprehend his words, she was immediately shoved into a truck as it disappeared off into the distance.

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Some would wonder, why do I care so much about this? Couldn't I just head off to some other dimension with my truck if this world went to shit? I definitely could, however there is something I fear more than this world ending. The possibility of dealing with other R.O.Bs and System users.

I've heard of quite a few R.O.Bs who were incredibly unhinged to the point where it wasn't possible to predict what they would do to satisfy their boredom. I remember a case where a R.O.B helped a guy reach the perfect ending of his world, only to enjoy watching them break down as they were powerless against the machinations of the R.O.B.

As for system users, over 60% of recorded Isekai subjects with systems ended up being either straight up psychopaths or sociopaths. Whenever they would meet other people who were also transmigrated by other R.O.Bs, it usually ended up horribly. It's actually preferred for a system user to just be lustful, at least they had an outlet for all the screwed up crap that goes on in the mortal mind when given a system of near unlimited power. Thankfully when a person has a System attached to their soul, they would never be able to reach the level of a R.O.B.

After entering this world, I checked the world laws and dimensional coordinates. True to what my boss said, they couldn't be found by anything other than my own truck. Which meant that other R.O.Bs and dimensional travelers wouldn't be able to find this world unless my boss were to purposely leak it's coordinates.

If I were a retiree, then this world would be my retirement home. An odd but apt analogy I suppose. Which is why I must get this girl tied up in my truck to appreciate oppai like the original protagonist. What if she didn't even want her own harem!? That would be horrible! Which is why, by the end of the day. I will get her to have a new appreciation for boobs!

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Rias Gremory was quietly going through some manga in the Occult Research Club. The semester hadn't started yet so Akeno wanted to spend some time at the shrine so it was just her Knight Kiba and Rook Koneko with her today.

Besides getting away from the unwanted engagement between her and Riser, she asked to govern Kuoh with her friend Sona because it was located in Japan. She wouldn't admit it out loud but she was an otaku and loved anime and manga. Which made Kuoh the perfect place to be at for her.

"Do you hear that?" Kiba asked out loud as there seemed to be a muffled sound coming through the wall.

"Hear what?" She asked as she was too deep in her manga to hear. Koneko seemed to remain quiet as she furrowed her brow. Her expression seemed troubled and annoyed.

"That." Kiba pointed out as the sound of an engine seemed to get louder and louder.

*CRASH*

Everyone jumped as the wall that was located on the second floor exploded, revealing the front of a dark truck poking it's head through the hole. Rias's jaw dropped at the absurdity of the situation while Kiba pulled out a sword. Koneko's eyes seemed to darken at the recognition of the vehicle. The driver's side of the vehicle opened as a blonde with gray eyes stepped out.

"Greetings miss Rias Gremory! For I am Gold Aversis! Here to visit earlier than planned due to reasons." He introduced himself as he patted off the dust from his trucker jacket.

Impressively, Rias seemed to recompose herself rather quickly despite the situation. "Well it's nice to meet you, I've been meaning to meet you after seeing how Koneko has been acting lately." she responded politely. "Though, I would prefer if you would avoid breaking school property in the future."

"Noted, I'll fix it later." Gold looked at the hole for a moment and agreed it may have been a bit much. "Anyway! Issei!" he spoke loudly as he yanked a girl that was bound by chains out of the truck and allowed the vehicle to disappear back into his gate.

"It's Akemi!" the tied up girl immediately retorted as she was annoyed of him calling her by a guy's name.

"Look over there to that crimson haired beauty!" he ignored her retort as he positioned her head towards the devil.

"Do you see that breathtaking hair!? That beautiful face!? Those amazing breasts that seem like they're about to burst out of her uniform!?" He spoke without any shred of embarrassment as he continued to list off things that the original protagonist liked. Koneko didn't seem to move from her spot while Rias looked more amused for whatever reason.

"She looks beautiful I guess?" Akemi didn't deny it as she looked at the Gremory for a short moment.

"Just beautiful!? That's not enough! Don't you want a harem one day!?" he roared to the girl

"W-W-Why would I want that!?" Akemi seemed to become flustered at the question.

"Aha! Judging from your flustered demeanor, deep down you secretly want a harem don't you! Embrace it woman! This is your true nature!" He laughed maniacally as he continued to dangle the future Red Dragon Empress in mid-air.

"...Do I attack him?" Kiba asked unsure of the situation as her blade seemed conflicted on how to handle the situation.

"No, I think it's fine." Rias responded as Kiba just stood there with the sword drawn still. It was at that moment when Gold finally decided to notice Kiba's presence, he squinted his eyes for a moment.

"Damnit don't tell me you're a girl too!?" He cried out indignantly as Kiba seemed to give a smile that wasn't a smile.

"Is that a problem?" She asked as her sword finally seemed resolute in stabbing the idiot in front of her.

"REALITY IS OFTEN DISAPPOINTING!" Gold shouted out to the heavens until he felt his waist being wrapped around by thin arms.

"Wait, hold on a momen-" He didn't get to finish as his head crashed into the ground from Koneko's perfect suplex.

Gold's upside down body which was lodged into the floorboards seemed to twitch for a moment before finally going still. He had lost consciousness and the chains around Akemi Hyoudou had finally disappeared.

"This has been the weirdest day." Akemi commented as she laid on the ground trying to make sense of what transpired today.

Gold would wake up in his bed hours later with a massive headache.