So much to do, so little time.

"Stay safe out there now." A lady in a nurse uniform said as she allowed the blonde in a full body cast to be wheeled off by his attendant.

"Mmm." Gold muffled out a sound through his body cast as he allowed Lydia to wheel him away from the hospital.

After his recent battle, Serafall had recovered much quicker than him. He remembered her jumping up with joy as she started muttering things related to shopping for new clothes and picking out new outfits along with getting her nails done before the date. If he remembered right, she said it would be on saturday, which was a week from then.

However he was unable to properly speak before she disappeared in a hurry. He was incapable of movement as all of his bones were either broken or turned into dust. So he ended up laying on the ground a couple miles outside of Kuoh until some random passerby noticed him and called an ambulance.

Unfortunately he was unable to drink an estus due to being incapable of movement. So after the doctors had put him in a full cast, he recovered enough energy to hypnotize one of the nurses to call Lydia for him.

"Mmm." A golden portal rippled open in the air above. Lydia noticed the familiar orange-yellow bottle, so she carefully took it and cut open a mouth slot in Gold's body cast and fed him the estus.

"So much better." Gold sighed out as he felt his bones miraculously repair itself despite the damage he sustained.

"Alright, what happened while I was away?" he asked after breaking free of his body cast to stretch his body. He didn't know how much time passed while he was stuck in the middle of nowhere and taken to the hospital.

"Akemi left with the Gremory group on a training retreat and will be participating in the rating game on Saturday." She started speaking as she pulled out a list.

"So the same day as my date huh?" Gold wondered if he had to show up for that.

"Viser seems to be concerned that Jack hasn't returned yet."

"Oh right, I should probably go get him." Theoretically Jack should be near the spot where he was knocked out. He was in the same world as him before it was destroyed, forcing them out.

"There's news of the escaped roach. Supposedly he resurfaced in Kyoto recently and has an army of roaches under his command. The Kyoto faction of Youkai led by Lady Yasaka are currently engaged in war with him." The house-mates were unable to kill the roach that day, he had managed to barely escape.

"....They didn't track his origins back to me did they?" Gold asked hesitantly as he was embarrassed of his failure to contain that roach.

"I don't believe so. However the Shinto deities seem to be less than pleased at the moment." If the problem wasn't dealt with soon, then Amaterasu might burn Kyoto to the ground.

"Well I should probably drop by the help out anyway, I sort of feel bad since it's technically my fault." His conscience wouldn't allow him to just not do anything since it really was his fault.

"Anyway, what day is it?" He finally asked

"It is currently Wednesday."

"Not a lot of time huh." Gold frowned as he had a lot to do with only about 3 days.

"Well I'm sure Jack can get home on his own, but just incase go check on him." Gold pulled out a device that was meant to track down the genetically screwed up horse.

"Understood." Lydia said before leaving the blonde alone.

∞

IN ANOTHER LOCATION

"What do you think it is?" A man in suspenders asked while cautiously staring at the downed body that looked like a horse with muscular arms.

"I don't know, but it looks dead." An older man said from the side as he kept his gun at the ready.

The two had stopped when they saw something odd on the side of the road. It seemed to be a dead horse with muscular arms protruding off the sides.

"I've never seen anything like this. Maybe we should call somebody, we might get famous!" The younger one exclaimed loudly

"It might just be a birth defect." The older one surmised thoughtfully.

"Neigh?" The two jumped at the sight of the genetically screwed up horse standing up on it's injured legs and Neighed in perfect english.

"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaHHHH!" The two promptly screamed in panic at the sight of the muscular horse. The older man began raising his gun to shoot.

*POW* The two were immediately knocked out by two large fists.

Jack would have to find his way home.

∞

Alright, first things first. I need to go to court about the whole lewding the loli thing. I've avoided leaving to other worlds out of fear of being caught by the Interdimensional FBI. Interdimensional court isn't much different from regular court, except they don't provide you with an attorney if you don't have one.

I've been to Interdimensional court a few times in the past for questionable results of my job. Such as destroying an entire building just to run over someone as an example. I could represent myself, but I don't have enough knowledge regarding interdimensional law to be confident in this situation.

The only real problem right now is that no one would be willing to represent me against the Interdimensional FBI and their legal team. The FBI are sort of like the boogie men as far as interdimensional jobs are concerned, no one wants to be on their bad side.

Checking the interdimensional forums and news within my truck's computer screen, I searched for recent events related to my issue.

[Aversis under lockdown! The search continues!]

Was the headline to one of the online pages. Apparently they are really pissed that they can't find me and are taking it out on all my alternates. Everyone with the name Aversis is being detained under the guise of interrogation. They aren't able to find my world since the Interdimensional FBI doesn't have any authority over R.O.Bs.

"Wasn't one of my alternates a lawyer?" If I remembered correctly, there was an Aversis that was a defense attorney. I took a moment to search up his name.

"Shit, they already caught him." I'm not even surprised that he was detained. He was probably the easiest to detain, probably didn't even let him defend himself.

I considered the plausibility of breaking him out, but that wouldn't be easy. It's not like I could just take Serafall with me and have her wreck shit. If I took anyone that was already a pre-established character in the multiverse then alarms would be set off everywhere.

It's not a matter of power, it's a matter of existence when you are outside of the multiverse. The pre-existing organizations that reside outside of the multiverse both exist inside and outside the multiverse. Is that confusing? Well basically what I'm saying is that things that aren't supposed to exist, won't exist; while existing at the same time.

Which means that anime powers and crap will be like a giant beacon, which would lead to me getting caught. It's why bullets from the interdimensional FBI can damage someone who is supposed to be completely invincible. It's also why even if a Destroyer god from Dragon Ball were to try to destroy my truck, he would fail. Not because he's too weak, but because of existence.

I'm going to just stop there before it gets anymore confusing, but basically I can't take any anime/game characters to help me or use any anime powers/magic unless I want the entire FBI to know of my location when I try to bust out the attorney from detainment.

Maybe I could find an alternate to help? Then again most of them are probably detained right now. I should check how many of them are detained.

[Current number of detained Aversis: 277] was what I found so far.

Which means that including me, there are 3 more Aversis's out there that haven't been caught. Hessian said one of them was the Ice guy that was hiding out on Rhis, which means I can't get to him even with my truck. But I could probably get the other guy to help.

Picking up my interdimensional phone, I started entering a name to track.

∞

WITHIN ANOTHER REALITY

"WHAT DID I EVEN DO!?" A dark haired man shouted out as he was currently being shot at by men in suits. His body was covered by a long black cloak with red clouds, a red interior and a high collar.

"Kaien Aversis Uchiha! Make it easier on yourself and turn yourself in for questioning!" a suited man with a buzzcut spoke with a megaphone.

"Questioning my ass! You guys are insane!" Kaien retorted as he jumped out of his cover in an explosion.

His eyes rotated into an odd pattern as he locked onto the group of FBI agents on the ground.

"Suijin!" Without warning, an endless flood of water seemed to erupt from the space itself. The overwhelming flood of water was enough to fill up a small sea.

The FBI agents were startled as sharks and other aquatic creatures started manifesting in the water, tearing them to shreds.

Kaien breathed a bit heavily as he stood above the waters. He had noticed that there was a never ending stream of FBI agents that kept coming no matter how many of them he killed. They weren't affected by any genjutsu and whenever he killed any with ninjutsu, others that came after would become immune to it.

"Hopefully they can't open a portal in water." He hoped as he was getting tired of the constant fighting. Even if he escaped to other worlds, they would find him.

*CRACK sfx*

"You gotta be kidding me." Kaien complained as the sky seemed to break open.

Multiple men in suits flew out in what seemed to be hover boards as they pointed their guns in his direction.

"FREEZE FBI!"

"DON'T MOVE FREAK!"

"YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME PUNK!!"

Kaien rolled his eyes since he had been hearing similar phrases for the last couple weeks. He narrowed his eyes as he spotted out one of the men in suits.

"Wait... didn't I kill you already!?" he gawked at the sight of the FBI agent that he remembered killing recently.

"You should have turned yourself in." The suited man with a buzzcut spoke again with a megaphone.

"Isobu!" He shouted as shelled coral gauntlets and greaves grew out from his arms and legs. His sharingan spun wildly as he had decided to just beat them down with brute force.

*HONK!* However to everyone's surprise, a truck with rocket thrusters shot out from space.

"Wha-!?" The FBI agents were subsequently ran over and sent to questionable parts of the multiverse.

Kaien seemed blink in confusion at the odd sight of the flying truck. The door to the truck opened as a blonde made eye contact with him.

"Hello my fellow Aversis, come with me if you want to live!" Gold yelled at his alternate to get in the truck.

"This has been the weirdest week." Kaien sighed as he got in the truck.