Jail Break

Speeding through the darkness, the familiar gray-blue truck's engine reverberated throughout the void. Gold sat silently, tapping away on the screen of his phone. He was silently considering his options.

"Who are you calling?" Kaien asked from the back of the truck as he rested on the bed. He hadn't slept in a couple weeks due to the constant harrassment from the FBI.

"Trying to get the other Aversis on the line." Gold nonchalantly responded as he let his interdimensional phone continue to ring.

"Wasn't he hiding out on an upper world or something? I don't think he'd want to get involved in this." Supposedly no one could get to him since anyone who wanted to get on the world of Rhis required the permission of the goddess herself.

"I know, which is why I'm calling his girlfriend." He said as the ringing ceased.

[Hello?] A female's voice that sounded like she just woke up asked.

"Yeah is this Syri Falna?"

[Yeah? How did you get this number?] The tone of the voice didn't change as she was more curious.

"I'm an Aversis, were multiversal entities. Anyway could you send Shiro to me? He's trying to skip out on problems related to all Aversis." He said, after a pause the line cut off with a click.

"Good news, we got another guy joining us." Gold chirped happily.

"Didn't she just hang up on you?" Kaien was confused as it seemed like she responded negatively.

"Yeah but she's not gonna miss out on getting him outside the house." If there was one thing Gold knew that all Aversis had in common. It was the fact that they would sometimes take extended chill time and become shut-ins for awhile until someone forced them out.

*CRACK sfx* Meanwhile the two looked in front of the truck to see a crack appear within the void.

12 manifestations in the form of golden eyes opened up in the darkness exuding immortal rays of light. An ungodly pressure descended on the truck, luckily the two were unaffected while inside the Isekai Truck.

*SHATTER sfx* The crack in space broke open revealing a white haired teen in soul reaper clothes that was unceremoniously punted into the void. The 12 eyes disappeared allowing the darkness of space to settle back in.

"Well that fast." Gold commented

"Is he alive?" Kaien asked dumbly while staring at the floating body in the dangerous void.

"Eh, I heard he was a dragon so he'll be fine." Gold took out a fishing rod and hooked the other Aversis into his truck.

"Huh, he looks a bit like Toshiro from Bleach."

"Well we sometimes get put in different bodies, so it's not surprising."

While the two were commenting on the white haired teen's appearance. He snapped open his eyes and blinked for a moment as if examining the ceiling of the truck. After a moment he promptly facepalmed and groaned in annoyance.

"Welcome to the team Shiro Aversis!" Gold chirped out happily

"Glad to have you with us!" Kaien joined in the welcoming as the two laughed in celebration.

"I hate both of you." Shiro continued to groan on the ground as he was essentially forced out of the house for the first time in months.

∞

"Alright here's the plan, you two make a distraction while I free people." Gold spoke grandly while revealing his awesome plan.

"That's it?" The other two Aversis did not seem impressed.

"Well yeah. The main point is to free Fenix Aversis who is a defense attorney that can defend me in court." He explained as a white board appeared out of nowhere.

"The prison is divided into three main areas. The Standard Jail, the Advanced Jail and the Super Jail." He drew 3 separate squares on the board indicating each jail.

"The standard Jail holds the regular prisoners. This is where Fenix Aversis is being held. However the standard jail has the most guards compared to the others."

"Shouldn't it be the other way around?" Shiro questioned

"Nah because the people in the upper levels usually have multiple abilities that would make it dangerous to have more guards interacting with them. They mainly trust their facilities to do the job." Escaping from detainment was generally impossible unless you had an outside helper.

"Anyway you two just need to raise hell while I sneak into the Super Jail. If you can use multiple energy types and abilities, then reveal them gradually. The guards are rule-bound to only respond with necessary force. So if you show off that you can use mana, chakra, ki or other types of energies from the start, then they will respond accordingly by either cutting you off from those energies or countering them in some way." Gold finished until he noticed one of his alternates was raising his hand like a school student.

"Any questions?" he raised a brow

"Yeah, why are you going to the Super Jail if the guy were breaking out is in the standard jail?" Kaien asked with a raised brow.

"Getting more help obviously. Alright no more questions, now to explain what to expect when you guys finally get caught." Gold rolled his eyes ignoring further questions.

∞

Located outside the multiverse inside of a hidden world, was the detainment center of all multiversal criminals in the multiverse. Since before the beginning of time itself, there had not been a single successful escape since it's establishment.

The facilities were built to hold multiversal entities like people who worked under R.O.Bs or certain dimensional travelers. They would be held there until they received their judgement in court.

Underneath the eternal starry night sky, the buildings to the standard jail spanned completely across the open world. Hovering directly above it was a much smaller sized advanced jail and above that was a single spire that was the super jail.

The patrolling guards were lax since no one in their right mind would want to be anywhere near this detainment center. So no one was prepared for the alarms indicating intruders to blare out loudly throughout the world.

"What's going on!?"

"What do we do!?"

"Intruders have breached the world!"

Panic ensued as the guards stormed the walls in search of the intruders. However they were oddly unable to find anyone, but instead a few of the guards saw something odd over the horizon outside of the walls.

"Does anyone else feel that?" One of the guards asked as the atmosphere seemed to shift.

"Yeah... I can hear something too..."

"LOOK!" one of them pointed out towards the horizon

Water. A literal ocean of water seemed to be flooding towards them from nowhere as if someone decided to re-enact the flood of genesis. The raging tides crashed directly onto the walls. The guards let out a breath of relief when they noticed that the waters stopped about halfway up the walls.

*HOWL sfx* A loud cry shook the sky as dark clouds began to quickly approach.

"Incoming!" A guard shouted out, pointing towards the sky.

From the shadowed sky, a winged snake like creature made of ice appeared. The size of it spanned over thousands of miles. It was gaining a powerful momentum as it froze a portion of the ocean in it's approach.

"It's a dragon! Get the dragon slaying equipment!" Someone ordered over the radio.

*HOWL sfx* The last thing the patrol guards heard was the Ice dragon's cry before the entire walkway froze over.

∞

Man you never know where life will take you sometimes. I never thought I'd be casually breaking into this place considering I was planning on working here before my death.

You may be wondering, how am I able to get past all the security checkpoints and doors? Well I already had a uniform and high level I.D card pre-prepared by my boss. He gave it to me early as a farewell gift. The department obviously couldn't revoke my card, because they have no juridstiction over R.O.Bs.

So while everyone is dealing with my alternates outside the place, I need to go break someone out of the Super Jail. The thing about people locked up in the Super Jail isn't because they are incredibly powerful or anything. It's because their abilities and powers are so odd that they are difficult to nullify or prepare counter-measures for.

"Hold the elevator please!" I called out to some guys in suits before the elevator closed. Stepping and bringing up a newspaper to cover my face, I acted like a casual businessman.

As I stayed silent, the two men seemed to be too busy discussing other important topics than to pay attention to me.

"This is a disaster, a couple of idiots decided to start something over on the walls. Our reputation is going to take a hit just because two idiots wanted to do something stupid." I heard what sounded to be an executive complain.

"I understand sir, and I assure you that they will be apprehended as quickly as possible. We have already identified them as the remaining Aversis, it's only a matter of time now." They identified them already? It hasn't even been half an hour!

"Good, they're probably here to break out their alternates. No matter what, we can't let them get to the third level. We can just re-capture anyone they break out on the first and second levels." Which is why I didn't try to break anyone out at the advanced jail.

"Don't worry sir and I have good news, the Milkman has been secured and contained in section G" I heard the man whisper. My breath hitched for a second, I knew who he was talking about.

"Good, hey you didn't hear that right?" The executive asked with narrowed eyes as I kept the newspaper over my face.

"Hey buddy, I'm just trying to read the paper here." I tried to act casual with my response.

"I'll have you fired for talking to me like that!" he threatened.

"I don't work here."

"Then I'll have you killed!"

"...I wanna die."

NEXT ELEVATOR STOP.

"I hated that guy." The executive grunted angrily as he stomped out of the elevator with his assistant.

Letting the elevator close with just myself on it, I knew exactly who I had to break out now.

∞

"Ignore the fish! Focus your fire on the intruder!" A suited man barked out orders.

An army of sea creatures were frantically flying out of the waters and over the walls as if somebody pissed off Aqua man. Guards were getting picked off left and right by random tentacles, sharks and mythical beasts. With that one order, all the guards started to ignore the creatures who were slaughtering them in favor of shooting at the cloaked man.

Kaien was honestly feeling drained. He only had two types of energies available to him, chakra from Naruto and ki from Dragon ball. He had an ability called Suijin that could create a large amount of water under his control with his left eye and manipulate the water into real life beings with his right eye.

He had expended a large portion of reserves and stamina on making an ocean outside of the walls and attempting to make one inside the walls as well. Unfortunately he didn't think that they would literally suck all the water underground. He had basically wasted a lot of his reserves. Now all he had left was close combat with shelled gauntlets and greaves since he had the Three-tails inside of him.

*HOWL sfx* Kaien glanced above him to see Shiro's massive dragon body being restrained by dark chains that were held by grim reaper looking dudes.

"The jailers have been sent out!" A guard cheered

"Everyone keep the pressure! We can't lose this now!"

Jailers, if he remembered right. Gold said that if they caused enough damage, then Jailers would be sent out to detain them. However he also said that by then he would have finished getting reinforcements.

"Where the hell is our reinforcement!?" Kaien grunted out as he attempted to fly towards one of the Jailers to free his alternate.

"The hell!?" Kaien grunted out as multiple dark chains coiled around him. He attempted to liquify his body to escape but to his surprise he was unable to use any of his energies.

"Susanoo!" A tiny spark of divinity lit up in his eye as a blue flamed skeletal figure expanded out from him. However the dark chains seemed to adapt and become tighter in response.

"Welp were fucked." Kaien coughed out blood the moment his Susanoo broke apart.

"You think?" Shiro retorted nearby as he was forced to revert back to his human appearance.

"Shiro Aversis, Kaien Aversis Uchiha. You two are under arrest for-" The agent was cut off as an explosion shook the sky above them.

*BOOM* Above them at the Super Jail. An angelic light seemed to rise up towards the dark skies. Everyone watched in awe as the dark clouds seemed to be purified into a milky white. An invisible angelic chorus echoed across the world as they watched a man in a white Milkman outfit slowly float up from within the pillar of light with his bottles of milk. He opened his eyes and the world itself became unsure of what was reality and illusion.

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious." Was his statement to the world.

One by one, every guard, agent and jailer melted into pure milk as if it was what they had been all along. It would be moments before they all respawned and came back.

*HONK* Shiro and Kaien dropped to the ground, freed from their restraints. They looked up to see Gold's truck in the air with a giant megaphone mounted onto the hood.

"TO ALL AVERSIS THAT HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR CHANCE. IT'S TIME FOR A JAIL BREAK!" Gold's voice reverberated throughout the entire world.

After a silent pause, explosions, pillars of light, weapons and beasts began breaking free from the Advanced Jail. Shouts, roars and maniacal laughter could be heard through out the whole complex.

Gold Aversis had begun the craziest Jail Break in the history of the Multiverse.