Ninja Gaiden Pink

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An erotic parody of the popular video game series.



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Enter Ryu Hayabusa. Also known as the Super Ninja / Dragon Ninja / Ultimate Ninja etc.



You've seen him single handedly take down a tank, a helicopter, monsters, aliens, robots, you name it - Ryu killed it. He even killed the undead.



He survived the grip of murder. Won the 2nd DOA tournament. Kills everything for a living. To protect the balance of the world. How badass is that!



Dodging missiles. Dodging bullets. Turning into a Falcon for f*cks sake a FALCON! And yeah he could die and bring himself to life like nothing happened. But nothing beats him turning into a falcon.



Have you ever wondered how Ryu was always popular with the ladies and yet we don't ever see him bang them in-game? It's got an ESRB rating of 18+ and we only get bo*bs physics? Because it's a plot for Ninja gaiden 4. I'm calling it now: NG4 will be a 3D hentai game.



So why wait for NG4 while you can enjoy NGP - for free! If it sucks then no one will complain!



Until I think of a better synopsis I'll keep this one. Or you can help me because I'm too lazy.





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