Funny story.. Okay Maybe Not...

You know that feeling in your stomach where you just want to kill a human being.

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Well... That's kinda what I was feeling, and.. what I was doing in the past few months.

I mean it was a GREAT experience, still somehow I haven't gotten into trouble.. yet.

Hopefully not anyways.. so I may be a sociopath.. or a psychopath.

One of the two I mean I don't know? I'm not really a guy who is a very smart individual.

I mean I kill people for fun like.. yeah... I don't know if that's smart or not..

Anyways right now I'm at the grave yard, I killed this guy... Funny story.

I was just minding my own business.. just you know at the park, it was dark.

Well it was midnight which is past my bed time and I had nothing to do.

I just went into the park and saw someone, and I approached them.

"Hey fellow human being!" I said screaming at the person while smiling creepily, "How are you?"

"Uh... Hey..." He replied maybe a little creeped out by me, "I'm good? I guess?"

"That's good I'm just strolling this park" I say in a friendly tone, "I just thought I would say hello."

"I guess that's fine.." he said weirded out completely, "Anyways I better head back now..."

He then turned around and waved goodbye at me, but I just smiled more creepily as he walks away.

I quietly walk behind him, pulling out what I had in my jacket which I was wearing before leaving.

I mean it's cold you gotta bring a jacket out in this freezing weather, and maybe also a knife.

Anyways I brought the knife towards his back unsuspectingly without him noticing..

Well ofcourse until he felt the pain he would notice it.

It was just details, I slit his throat so he wouldn't be loud.

I mean, I think his dead but you never know, he might come back to life and scream for his dear life.

After killing him I started to drag his body, there was only one place I can maybe get rid of his body.

The cemetery, it was conveniently near the park, so I don't need to work that hard to get rid of the evidence.

I dragged his body across the ground, but suddenly I hear someone near.

I look behind and yes apparently someone is there, he had this horror look on his face as he saw me drag the body.

"Oh sh-..." I said messing up big time, "well hello there-" I said not continuing my sentence as I jump towards him.

He was quite near so jumping into him was easy, I aimed the blade towards his face for a quick painless death.

"I did not expect to kill two people today..." I said grining.

I dragged the other body toward the bushes since I can't really drag two bodies at once.. I'm not that strong.

While I was putting the body in the bush..

I swear this people are doing this on purpose, because another person saw me..

This time I threw my knife at him nonchalantly, with my accurate aim, I hit bullseye.

With that three people dead and a bloody park.

That was the last of them I was pretty sure.

With that I dragged the body also into the bush and took my knife back.

"Rest in piece y'all" I said looking at my fine work.

I then dragged the bodies toward the graveyard one body at a time.

This time no one saw me, which mean I didn't have to kill more people. Meaning no more work.

I started to then dig their graves, I may be a killer but I respect people.

I need to bury them so they can be one with nature. I think that's how it goes.

After digging their graves and putting them in their GRAVES.

"I'm sorry for killing all of you..." I said to the buried bodies in the graves, "maybes not... But still yeah..."

Okay... That feeling in my stomach is gone now.

I'm fulfilled... For now I'm pretty sure.

I started to head home, because I smell like fresh dead bodies.

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Now that was a funny story, which is not true... Maybe..